Nothing But The Dead & Dyin’ by Christopher D Spivey.

Nothing But The Dead & Dyin’

I took a tea break the other afternoon just as the Jeremy Kyle show happened to be on – What in the name of fuck is that all about?

I mean it has to be scripted doesn’t it… Or at least in part since I know three people who have been on there, so some of it isn’t fake.

Nevertheless, there were these two birds on the show I watched fighting over this tiny, skinny ugly mush who didn’t look like he had a good fuck in him… Let alone two. Worse still, he failed a lie detector test which showed that he had been cheating on the two birds!

Yet here is me, brutally handsome, a proper clever clogs, very popular, published author and no drug or alcohol problems, but I haven’t had a proper bird for nearly SIX years let alone having two fight over me.

All that I can think of for that sorry state of affairs is that all the females who know me have heard about my extra large cock and are scared of it.

Now whilst I wouldn’t want you to get the impression from that photo that I am shamelessly promoting my book: “Never Mind The Sex Pistols, Here’s The Bollocks“… I am in fact shamelessly promoting my book.

It really is great value and funny as fuck and I am sure that you will want to buy it here:

I love writing these tongue in cheek articles as it keeps the sewer-dwelling nonce trolls really busy writing extremely long comments, telling me what a cunt I am and how I ought to get a life… Honest to Gordon, they really do not have any understanding of irony whatsoever.

Funnier still, they will spend an hour or so setting up an email address and writing this long boring diatribe knowing full well that it will get binned without being read further than the first – usually badly written – fucking sentence… And all it takes to bin the bollox is a one second click on the mouse.

Who do you reckon gets more fucked off? Me and my big Cock or the tiny minded, small in stature, nonces… Who aren’t cunts and don’t have sad lives at all – least I am sure that is not how the deluded dung donuts perceive themselves?

Nevertheless, let me keep the deranged-paedo-filth really busy by telling you that the Monkey-Boyz must have bought a copy of my brilliant book which you can buy here:

I mean I have provided you with more than enough evidence in the past to prove that whatever I write about, the Chimp will write about the same thing within a couple of days… And my book is no different.

You see, back in 2004 I was a fairly well known Tattoo Artist and Body Piercer, with a bird and a few bob in my pocket… And an awful lot more free time on my hands than I have now.

Anyway, one night back then I was listening to the 1975 Art Garfunkel album “Breakaway“:

And fair to say, the album was a massive success when it was released and contains Garfunkel’s first UK number 1 single, “I Only Have Eyes For You“:

Good song, he is a brilliant singer… Not quite as good as me, but singing is just one of my many talents… I’m only winding the paedo-trolls up… Although it’s true.

Now I am a big fan of Simon & Garfunkel, and the album also contains a reunion-single called “My Little Town” which I personally feel should have done a lot better than it did when it was also released as a single in 1975:

It only made the number 9 spot over here, but a good song nevertheless… Although not in the same class as “Bridge Over Troubled Water

No matter how many times I hear Art Garfunkel sing that last verse, it never fails to bring me out in goosebumps… And I’m not even gay or fuck all.

Moreover, he can cut the mustard doing it live. I know that for a fact because I saw them live at Wembley Stadium back in 1982.

Course, it was probably that song that put the final nail in the coffin of their partnership… Jealousy is a very nasty trait and there is no doubt that Paul Simon was jealous of Art Garfunkel’s vocal range… And height… Probably. Most little men have big chips on their shoulders.

But anyway, getting back to the story and it is fair to say that in 1975 Art Garfunkel’s career was going from strength to strength whilst Paul Simon’s was on a downward spiral. And so, there I was back in 2004, listening to “My Little Town” on the album “Breakaway” and I had this funny thought pop into my head about how the conversation must have gone when Paul Simon asked Art Garfunkel to re-unite for the song.

Now also at this time I had an idea for a book which was going to be made up of silly little things and observations that I had noticed about the world and so I wrote this imagined phone conversation down. And believe it or not, it was that imagined phone conversation that evolved into my book, “Never Mind The Sex Pistols, Here’s The Bollocks” and the two sequels still to come.

You see, I imagined that Paul Simon was so wound up and pissed off having made the call, that he wanted Art Garfunkel dead. Course, by the time the book went to print Simon & Garfunkel had evolved into the brothers, Paul & Simon Angerfunkell… And in a shameless promotion of my book, what follows is that phone conversation and I should also point out for those who don’t know; Art Garfunkel is also known for his love of long walks:

The line then went silent except for a series of clicks as the call was transferred to Simon Angerfunkell’s phone .

In the back of the F.B.I dodge van, Agent Orange made a small adjustment to the receiver. As he did his hand shook, not through fear, but through the excitement of not only hearing his Hero Simon speak – which was already more than he could have hoped for – but also in anticipation at hearing Paul Angerfunkell’s voice too.

He finished his minor re-tune just in time to hear Paul Angerfunkell’s voice come on the line.  

“Hello darkness my old friend” Paul began, sounding more upbeat than he felt.

“Yeah… Hi.” Simon replied, sounding more uptight than he felt.

Paul Angerfunkell: “Congratulations”.

Simon Angerfunkell: “Sorry? Speak up Paul I can’t hear you.”

PA: “I said congratulations” .

SA: “Nope, still can’t hear you. Speak up big nose.”


SA: “Hey, hey take it easy there little legs. There’s no need to shout Paul, I’m not deaf you know… So anyway, how goes it bro? You never did quite make it to number one over there, did you? The nearest you got was number five wasn’t it?”

PA: “I must say sasquatch, I’m surprised you’ve had the time to keep up with my career, what with all that walking…Say, it must have been real lonesome, all that walking?”

SA: “I made out ok”.

Simon’s gloating tone had now turned to one of suspicion. Seizing upon this, Paul continued to goad his brother.

PA“Yeah yeah, I know you did Simon, but… God-damn, phew, all that walking, jeez, I don’t know man. You know what twinkle toes? Someone ought to invent a portable little radio just for walkers. Yeah that’s a good idea. And you could listen to it through a set of ear plugs. I think I’m on to something here Si.”

Doing his best not to bite, Simon tried to sound bored.

SA: “Well a career change may be just what you need shortbread. After all bro, your music career is dead in the water.”

PA: “No c’mon, I’m serious man, a small radio for walkers. It’s a fucking GREAT idea! It could be called…The walk-man, YES, the Walkman for people who like to walk…What do you reckon you old foot dill flattypus?”

By now, Simon was in fact really getting bored

SA:  “Great idea Pauly, you ought to patent it.”

PA: “Don’t have the time bro. Far too busy writing songs. Err…You did know I write my own songs, didn’t you? I believe it’s called, err…talent, yes talent. That’s what it’s called. Hey ‘Marathon Man’ a thought has just occurred to me. Wouldn’t someone who wrote their own song, which    say for the sake of argument got to number five in the English charts, make a lot more money than say someone who made the top spot singing somebody else’s song?”

SA: “I wouldn’t know about that, but…”

PA: “No you wouldn’t, would you. Listen Si, you’ll laugh at this. You remember that tall English guy, funny haircut, turned up at mom and dad’s New Year Eve’s party?”

SA: “No I don’t to be honest, look Paul I’m bu…”

PA: “Sure you remember him”, Paul persisted. “Lousy singer; under the impression synfff…sinkther…sinforsins…electronic keyboards are going to be the next big thing in music.”

SA:“Phil Oakey?”

Simon ventured his reply cautiously. He wasn’t sure where Paul was heading.

PA: “That’s the fella, I knew you’d remember him. Well it seems his wife is close to patenting a machine that will be ideal for people like you. You know… People who aren’t real musicians. Anyway, it seems this machine of hers plays popular songs without the singer’s voice. Then as far as I can gather, you sing along into a microphone. Apparently the machines have treble, bass, and echo control. Seems all she needs is a name for it. Nice lady, don’t know why she married silly Philly. What was her goddamn name?”

SA: “Carrie?”

Simon spoke quietly. He could feel his brother slowly chipping away at him.

PA: “That’s her… Carrie Oakey. Who knows, it could take off. Anyway, enough of other people’s endeavours, this song of yours, write it yourself did you?”

SA: “No, Dublin and Warren wrote it, if you must know. Look Paul, can we get down to why you really rang. I mean knowing how tight, oops sorry, I meant to say knowing how careful you are with money, I’m sure you didn’t just call to shoot the breeze.”

PA: “Don’t be like that Simple Simon, but…now you mention it, there is another little matter I’d like to discuss with you.”

Simon nodded smugly. ‘Finally, we get down to the brass tacks’ he thought to himself.

SA:“Well, there’s a surprise. OK Paul, I’m all ears… you’re all nose obviously.”

PA:“Huh? What j’say…Never mind. Anyway, while you’ve been walking here there and everywhere as well as singing other peoples songs, I’ve been busy doing a bit of composing. One of the songs I’ve written would probably be more suited to both of us singing it, so I thought what better time than now for a one off,  Paul and Simon Angerfunkell reunion record. It’s a good song, should do well and make us a tidy packet in the bargain. I’ve provisionally called it ‘Death in a small town’. What do you think Si?”

SA:“It would have to be small if you wrote it dwarf boy…I don’t know Paul, this wouldn’t have anything to do with me being in demand and you being, err…shall we say, out of the spotlight, would it?”

PA:“Same old Simon I see. I ring up, offering the olive branch, and you go snatch it off me and beat me around the head with it. Where do you get off man? Well fuck you curly, poke it… Just though I’d give you first offer, that’s all.”

SA: “Just thought you’d cash in on my success more like. You never gave anyone anything, y’tight wad…I don’t know Paul, I’d like to give your career a much needed kick start, but I’m so goddamn busy. I’m just flipping through my diary here, so bear with me…Ah, tell you what Tom Thumb, I’m travelling to England in November for a series of concerts in Leeds, Manchester, Birmingham and London. I got a window the week prior to that. At a pinch I could fit you in then…Otherwise you’re looking at…Mid ’77.”

PA: “Leeds, Manchester, Birmingham, and London, very impressive. Walking from venue to venue no doubt?”

SA: “You’re not funny midget man,”

PA: Oh c’mon, I am a little bit funny. Listen big guy, I’ll send you a demo of the track…That is unless you’ve learnt to read music since I last saw you, I’ll take it you haven’t since you don’t write your own songs. Then I’ll lay down my vocal, in my large, well equipped, private recording studio, mail it to you, and then you can take it down your local record store or wherever it is you do your thing these days, and add your bit. That way, we aint got to meet each other half way. I’ll save on air fare, you’ll save on hiking boots, and hey presto, everybody’s happy.”

SA: “Okey dokey stunted cunthead, get it sorted. Listen man, I really gotta go, I got some fella called Adams coming over in a minute. Apparently he wants to pay me a cool million Dollars to record the theme tune to a movie his book is being made into. Weird song title though, it’s called ‘Shite Cries’…no that’s not it, erm…’White Lies’…wait, that’s not it either. Fuck me what’s it called?”

PA: “How should I know, bright eyes?”

SA: “I wasn’t talking to you, just thinking aloud… ‘TIGHT THIGHS’, that’s it. I knew it would come to me in the end. Listen to this though stumpy, best thing about it is it’s for some dumb ass animal charity, so even if the film bombs, I’ll still look like a celebrity who gives a fuck. If on the other hand, it’s a success, well…I’ll be more popular than ever. It’s a win, win situation.”

With that the two brothers said their farewells, and replaced their respective handsets.

“Go to hell you son of a fuckin’ bitch” Simon growled as he lay back in his chair.

At the same time, thousands of miles away, his brother Paul glared at the phone. “Cunt, cunt, CUNT” he screamed, picking the phone up and getting ready to launch it. However, instead of slinging it across the room he carefully set it back down on his desk. “Don’t get angry Paul, get even”, he told himself as he began dialing a number he’d dialed many times over the years. This time however, it wasn’t a social call..

And the story just grew and grew from that.

But what in the name of fuck has that got to do with the Chimp consistently putting out articles that are seemingly in reply to the ones that I put out, I don’t hear you ask. Nevertheless, I will tell you anyway.

You see, yesterday (21/4/18) the Monkey-Boyz put out the following article:

Simon and Garfunkel ‘were ready to stab each other’ according to explosive new book on their ‘vicious and bitter rift’

  • One of Simon and Garfunkel’s mangers had to ‘stand guard’ to prevent fighting
  • He believed that they were capable of stabbing each other, says a new book
  • The backstage clash happened in 1993 when the stars reunited for a show

The bitter rift between pop stars Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel was so vicious that one of their managers had to stand guard to prevent them fighting – and he even believed they were capable of stabbing each other, according to an explosive new book.

In an authorised biography of Simon by Robert Hilburn – serialised in The Mail on Sunday’s Event magazine today – the songwriter’s business manager Joseph Rascoff reveals: ‘I genuinely believed that if there had been a knife on the table one of them would have used it.’

The backstage clash happened in 1993 when the stars, who had split up in 1970, reunited for a lucrative comeback tour.

Although the pair achieved huge success with hits such as Sound Of Silence and Bridge Over Troubled Water, their feud dated from the 1950s when they performed as an unknown duo called Tom & Jerry.

Garfunkel resented the extent to which he relied on Simon’s songwriting abilities, while Simon was jealous of the attention showered on Garfunkel as the singer. Their success only served to sour relations even more.

The final straw came in 2010 when Simon accused his partner of not giving warning of problems with his voice, which led to the cancellation of a number of shows.

Simon said: ‘He let us all down. I was tired of all the drama. I didn’t feel I could trust him any more.’


And that was the article in full – possibly the shortest that the Monkey-Kuntz have ever written. I mean fuck me, it doesn’t even give the name of the book that the article is about!

Yet neither does it make any sense. I mean the shite states that they had been at loggerheads since the 1950’s which I doubt very fucking much and then goes on to [rightly] say that the duo split in 1970.

It then says that they wanted to KILL each other in 1993 and the final straw came in 2010 when Art Garfunkel said his voice was playing up… What fucking final straw? They can’t of done many more than half a dozen concerts since 1970 to date for fucks sake… Six concerts in nearly 50 years.

Yet tellingly this nameless “new book” is being serialized in the Chimp TWELVE DAYS after the release of my book.

Buy it at the following links:

And the last time that the Chimp wrote an article about the pair was on February 6th 2018 in regard to Paul Simon’s farewell tour and prior to that was on September the 28th 2017, promoting Art Garfunkel’s new book… Mind you, no doubt the nonce-trolls will maintain this latest article of the Chimps to just be another one of those coincidence things again.


And I will bet Art Garfunkel wished that he still looked like he did in those photos above.

Just sayin’.

However, it suddenly struck me just prior to writing this article that The Chimp might not be writing about the same topics that I write about a couple of days after me for reasons of damage limitation or to make me aware that the spooks are watching.

You see, as I have been telling you for this long time, everything has to connect with everything in the world of Satan. Therefore, does it not make sense that the Satanists who run the Chimp are Satanically connecting their articles to mine in order to keep their vibe – or whatever it is – going?

That theory will add an extra 10 minutes typing time to the Noncey-Nonces pointless comment submissions.

Mind you, If the Chimps Monster Masters really want me to shut up they will have to arrange to buy a lot more than just the one book… Just statin’.


Autism by Christopher D Spivey


Anyone who reads the national shit-rags cannot fail to have noticed the way that reporting on Autism has gained momentum over the past two or three years, to the extent that there is now always at least one article published every day talking about the condition – amongst the rest of the other load of old shite obviously.

Indeed, already so far today (19/4/18. 10:12AM) the amateur hacks at the Daily Chimpanzee have 6 (SIX) stories about Autism on their ‘news’ feed. 

Yet crucially, their efforts are an endeavor in normalising the condition via means of total bollox rather than being outraged at the epidemic and trying to get to the bottom of the real reason for the huge increase in cases.

In fact such is the rise in cases that you will be hard pressed to find accurate statistics dating from 2006.

There is nothing normal about that whatsoever and I would suggest that the reason for the lack of data – post 2006 – is because the first world government shit-houses do not dare publish the true statistics.

Instead – as I just said – we get told total bollox in an effort to normalise the epidemic; as seen in one of those fake articles that appears in today’s Chimp:

Indeed, a double whammy for the sick cunts: Normalising Asbergers/Autism and spreading the Holocaust myth… I mean do you really believe that it has taken over 70 years to discover that Ass-Burger was a nazi?

Get real.

So, what is the cause of the disgusting and totally unacceptable rise in Autism? Indeed, many, many people attribute the cause to the MMR child vaccination – which is certainly a very dangerous vaccine that you would be hard pressed to find a child receiving who is born into the elite world of Monsters.

And to be fair, I too still buy into that claim… However, there has to be something else.

You see, on April 4th 2018 myself and my daughter, Stacey were officially, finally given some news that we knew to be true over a year and a half ago – namely that my grandson, Clayton is Autistic.

Yet he has never had the MMR or any other of the standard childhood poisons masquerading as immunisations… Therefore logic dictates that there has to be at least one other cause of the condition.

And as such, I have come up with the following possibilities:

Clayton was born via emergency c-section and I mean emergency, with alarms going off in the room and all manner of controlled panic by the medical staff. Indeed, only minutes earlier there was nothing to indicate what was about to happen. The midwife came into the room at sometime after 3 AM in the morning to check on Stacey and I took the opportunity to go outside for a quick smoke, yet less that 10 minutes later when I arrived back at the ward, Stacey was already in the operating theater.

Course, I am not saying that cesareans are the cause of Autism or greatly increase the risk although I wouldn’t totally rule it out as there is also a huge rise in this form of giving birth especially amongst the rich whose children appear as susceptible to the condition as the poor do.

However, when Clayton was plucked out he apparently wasn’t responding well to the medical staffs efforts to stabalise him which led to a nurse coming into the waiting room and asking my permission (as next of kin to Stacey) to give him an injection of some sort or other – I can’t remember exactly what, it was a very tense time, but it could have been Adrenalin.

Now obviously that request put me in an awful situation that demanded an immediate answer. I mean as you are all no doubt aware, I am dead set against these poisons that doctors & nurses pump willy-nilly into babies and children but on the other hand, had I refused and something had happened to Clay, how was I supposed to face Stacey and tell her that I was to blame?

Therefore, after quickly questioning the nurse about the injections safety – I was told it was perfectly safe but then again that is a standard response – I reluctantly agreed… And to date, that is the one and only injection that Clayton has had in the nigh on five years that have passed since.

However, once again I am not saying that was the cause. Another possibility is the epidural that Stacey had and indeed I believe that this form of pain relief has increased tenfold over the years and as such is a possibility that cannot be ruled out… As is the possibility that Stacey passed the condition onto Clay whilst he was in the womb.

You see, I brought Stacey up alone from the age of 6 months old and 22 years ago I was nowhere near as clued up as I am now and as such, she had all of her childhood poisons including the MMR.

PHOTO: Stacey and me when she first came to live with me.

And once again, that possibility cannot be ruled out and of course reverts back to the obscene MMR vaccine.

Nevertheless, for the first three years of his life Clayton appeared to be developing normally.

PHOTO: New born Clay, Stacey & Me

PHOTO: Stacey & Clayton


PHOTO: Me & Clay

PHOTO: And again

PHOTO: And again

PHOTO: Watching his favorite ‘Peppa Pig’ DVD… My favorite too 

PHOTO: He still acted as he should at this stage

PHOTO: Helping Grandad mow the lawn.

PHOTO: Mens talk

Which brings me to the third possibility that I still find impossible to write about without gritting my teeth in anger.

You see, me and Stacey began to notice the change in Clayton after those stinking, arsewipe, coward cunts, masquerading as policemen kicked down my door under false pretenses, scaring Clayton half to death… The second ,major mental trauma in his short life if you include the birth trauma.

All I will add about those stinking, pieces of human shit and the psychopathic, criminal social workers that they colluded with to unsuccessfully try and snatch Clayton in a bid to silence me is that I haven’t forgotten about you, you stinking sub-normal cunts, I never will and I never forgive… Slug-like Animals.

For documented proof of how the police colluded with social workers to steal Clayton click HERE

And of course I was quite rightly found Not Guilty on all charges for which the child stealing action was based on – which the Police were severely criticized for bringing the charges in the first place by the trial judge, due to the cunts having no evidence to put forward.

Indeed both the corrupt little thugs and the equally corrupt psychopathic [un] social services look in the wrong place for abuse.

So, just to give the 3D skidmarks a hint, the following is what a happy, much loved child looks like:

And the following is what to look for in children who aren’t:

And again:

I personally find that photo particularly disturbing.

Nevertheless, the trauma caused to Clayton by the corrupt Pigs was followed by him then having to move out of the only home that he had ever known after Stacey was fast tracked by housing after it was deemed by the housing association to be too dangerous for her to live here in case of attack following the disgusting lies printed about me in the national press and the detrimental affect a fear of the police returning was having on her mental health… Well done you muggy cunts. You might be able to scare the shit out of toddlers and teenage girls who are not used to your bully-shit-thuggery but you didn’t and still don’t scare me for one second… Pathetic, Paedo-Protecting, Nonce Cunts.

And there is of course plenty of documented evidence to suggest that severe mental trauma can trigger Autism.

Other possibilities include chem-trails and the shite that is added to our food and water. Nevertheless and as I say, the shit-rags have no interest whatsoever in getting to the real root-cause of the problem although I very strongly suspect that they already know the real reason… Just like the cunts know that Cannabis Oil cures cancer but repeatedly refuse to shout it from the roof tops.

And so, as an aside to this article about Autism I can tell you that I have definite proof that Cannabis Oil cures even the most advanced cancers being as my Rottweiler, Jessica was diagnosed with terminal cancer in August 2016.

PHOTOS: Jessica on the day that she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

Now the vet showed me the scan photos, pointing out the large tumour and categorically stated that Jessica had two months MAXIMUM to live. She then asked me if I wanted her to put Jessica down there and then.

However, after being assured that Jessica was not in any pain at the moment the vet told me that what would happen sometime in the next two months is that the tumour would burst and Jessica would bleed to death internally. However, the vet added that when the tumour bursts, I would know because Jessica would become very lethargic and refuse to eat or drink. The vet then said that when that happened I had plenty of time to bring Jess back to be put down before she was in any pain.

I therefore took her home and immediately started her on high concentrate Cannabis Oil and nearly two YEARS later, Jessica is still with me and doing fine.

But nevertheless, back to the Autism and another of the Chimps propaganda articles out today is designed to get Autistic children – and others with special needs – out of mainstream school:

Derrrr, because it helps the money go round you snide cunts.

Indeed much of the problem lies with teachers who do not have a clue how to handle children with Autism – although that makes Autistic children sound a lot worse than they actually are.

That problem is compounded by the time it takes to get a diagnosis – in our case a year and a half which on average is very quick.

In turn, that highlights just how many children have Autism these days because that [quick] year and a half that we had to wait for a diagnosis – yet was already blatantly obvious to us and Clay’s teachers – was not filled with Doctors Appointments and Assessments. It was filled with waiting time for cancellations to come up in order to get Clay seen.

And until a school is in possession of the official confirmation, they cannot apply for funding to employ a teacher with the training needed to accommodate Autistic children’s needs.

Nevertheless, Myself & Stacey have had a number of meetings with the school and educational welfare officers and at one, where we made it clear to Clayton’s head teacher that we wanted Clay to stay in mainstream education, he told us that it was OUR choice and if we wanted him to remain in the school he was quite happy to go along with that whilst also making it clear that Clayton would also be allowed to attend a ‘specialist’ school if we wanted to go down that road… So the Chimp is once again talking bollox and working to an agenda.

Now that we have the official diagnosis and the school has got the go-ahead for funding, things are moving very quickly and we did in fact have a meeting with Educational Welfare on Monday (16th of April) after Clayton had been discreetly observed by the officer, at school earlier that morning.

She too was happy for Clay to remain in mainstream education but also gave us the option of a specialist school – which we were adamant that we were not interested in not least because it would mean a car journey and Clay is happy and settled where he is.

I did however point out the concerns I had with the school teachers not really knowing how to handle him. For instance, at the moment Clay is allowed to do whatever he wants rather than being made to sit with his class at “circle time”.

To me that is unacceptable and there is no reason that he cannot be taught to do so other than the fact that the teachers know that he will kick off when he is made to do something that he doesn’t want to do… But that quickly ceases once he knows that he no longer has a choice.

The same is true with P.E which he doesn’t do, yet I know that is only because Clay knows that by refusing to take part he will be able to play on the computer. He is also on a reduced timetable and we collect him at 2 PM as opposed to 3:15 PM. This practice was originally requested by us because he went from doing half days at the school nursery to suddenly having to do full days once he started in ‘Reception Class’.

However, his school teacher does not feel that he is ready to do that extra hour and a quarter each day – something that I strongly disagree with. His problem is mental not physical… And what’s more, the educational welfare officer agreed with me on all those points.

Indeed Clay and all Autistic children are more than capable of learning to follow the rules. They just have to be handled with kid gloves.

PHOTO: Clay at school 

PHOTO: Clay after having his hair cut

PHOTO: Clay looks and acts normal but has poor speech, poor attention span and is prone to tantrums… No different from most teenagers as it happens.

Indeed it is fair to say that I idolise the boy and he thinks that I am 10 ft tall. My main concern is that he is happy and since he is I have no concerns, but make no mistake about it, Autism is caused by something that the first-world governments are inflicting on the population.

And that my friends concerns me greatly.

PHOTO: Me picking Clay up from school today (19/4/18) at 2 PM

World War 3? Do Me A Favour! by Christopher D Spivey.

World War 3? Do Me A Favour!

American President Donny Fart allegedly asked the question: ‘What kind of a nation wants to be associated with the mass murder of innocent men, women and children?’ before apparently unleashing a missile strike on Syria.

Has the fucking hypocrite forgotten about his own country’s genocide that wiped out up to 18 million Red Indians? Or the millions of innocent men, women and children killed or maimed by American troops in the two wars on Iraq… And that is just for starters.

Course, his illegal bombing of Syria in theory could spark WW3 resulting in the mass murder of his own “innocent men women and children“…

How The West Was Won: Part 2

PHOTO: Donny Fart following the Third Reich blueprint for the NWO

But it won’t of course.

You see, his criminal military action – with the help of our cuntry’s transvestite leader and the French chief puppet – was nothing more than a play act designed to both outrage and terrify those of us living in the “civilized world“.

A Political Trans-Formation Shrouded In Evil

PHOTO: Terry May – how could anyone take that cunt seriously?

Indeed, if you have read my article “How The West Was Won. Part 1” you will know that the aim of these Satanic leaders is to lead the world into chaos… Not destroy the world with nuclear bombs.

And fuck me they are doing a good job.

However, what you have to do is think about it logically and not in terms of: “President Assad murdered his own people by unleashing a chemical attack on them and that justifies the air strikes“. Or the opposing view: “it has fuck all to do with us what the Syrian government do or don’t do. it is not worth going to war over“… Both of which are designed to split public opinion and both of which work on the premise that the attack actually happened.

Instead you have to look at the third option, namely it was all a play act with all the participants in on the fraud and that includes English College Hospital, educated, Syrian President, Assad who is married to an English sort… Making his children British.

Meanwhile, the criminally insane, alleged Paedophile Putin has long been a tool… Of those who really pull the strings of power.

PHOTO: Who knows? Perhaps it’s a Russian thing

But then again, only those with huge skeletons in their closets get to be world-leaders/puppets.

Nevertheless, it doesn’t take a genius to work out that there is not going to be a WW3 – although keeping the population believing that we are on the brink of it is good for business – and this latest play act will certainly not be the cause if ever there is one.

Indeed you only have to look at the total bollox published by the Chimp to know that.

I mean last week Putin warned that there will be huge consequences for any military action taken by the West against Syria… If any Russian blood is spilt:

No Russian blood was spilt… Indeed it would seem that all Russian personnel were conveniently moved out of harms way before the attack began.

Which is just as fucking well because Putin’s scare tactics involved threatening to bomb Cyprus – an island that has between 60,000 and 80,000 British Citizens living on it… Did the British Government warn them to leave the island for their own safety?

Did it fuck.

Why not?

Because it is a play act.

I mean of course the Russians knew the attack was coming because it was announced two days ago that Donny Fart was sending a HUGE armada of 12 warships to the Mediterranean.

HUGE, I say fucking HUGE… Although the American Navy has more than 430 ships & submarines at its disposal… So not very huge at all really.

Besides, do you really think that if those dozen ships were an invading force, the public would be privy to such information?

Get real.

Course, America with those 430 war vessels and 3700 aircraft in the Navy alone didn’t need the UK or France’s participation. Indeed, as far as I can see, the only two reasons for our cuntry to be involved is to further undermine the pretence of our existing democracy and to pave the way for the useless idiot, Jeremy Corbyn to become our next Prime Mincer… Something I told you would happen over two years ago.

Mind you, He-She sees the situation differently:

So, it is our “national interests” to severely piss off the country that could bring us to our knees in a matter of days by turning off our gas supply… No need to bomb us, just pull the plug on our gas lines… Roger that:

As for gas, which accounts for just under 40 per cent of total energy consumed in Britain, 43 per cent currently comes from UK production, 44 per cent comes from European pipelines (of which a third is ultimately supplied by Russia). The remaining 13 per cent is imported in the form of liquified natural gas (LNG) – either from Qatar, the US or, since of this year, the Yamal LNG project in Russia’s Arctic. Putin’s sale of this gas to the UK, when Russia is still under EU sanctions following the annexation of Crimea, is something of a PR coup for him. It sends the message that however much we would like to retaliate against him economically, we are constrained by our dependence on Russian energy. Source

BORIS Johnson’s tough-guy stance against Moscow after the suspected poisoning of an M16 double-agent was made to look like a load of hot air today after emergency supplies of Russian gas arrived in Britain.

The UK has become heavily dependent on gas imports since the closure of an off-shore storage facility last year and shortages sparked by last week’s sub-zero cold snap highlighted both the fragile state of British energy security and the importance of staying onside with the Russian suppliers. Source

As for France’s involvement? Fuck knows why, other than Mr & Mrs Assad speak fluent French.

Nevertheless, you have to wonder how attacking a country with air and sea power is not an act of war, yet clearly it isn’t these days since our Tranny Prime Mincer may well have dodged Parliaments approval but he-she could not possibly have done the same without Sweaty Betty’s say so.

But that is by the by since it would appear that anyone is allowed to attack Syria. I mean ISIS do it all the time with their army of 300,000 fifteen year olds, taking over military airbases, power stations and oil supplies whenever they fancy… Apparently.

So why should Assad be bothered if America, Britain and the country of white-flag wavers attack… As long as the Russians living and working in Syria are safely out of the way of course.

I mean it is not as if the inconvenience would interrupt him serenading his wife with Charles Aznavour songs:


Nevertheless, it appears that 105 missiles were launched in the attack at three alleged Chemical & Biological Warfare Instillation… Over 70 of them at an above ground instillation and presumably 15 or 16 each at the two underground facilities.

But then again why waste missiles on underground facilities – despite them being more likely to hold chemical & biological weapons of mass destruction – when they are so fucking hard to photograph.

I mean, the above ground facility is a photographers dream with the Worlds Press apparently on site at the break of dawn to take photos of the ruins… And whilst it was happening of course:

Perfect timing.

I wonder if those press photographers were wearing Chemical & Biological warfare suits since there MUST have been – and still must be – all manner of deadly germs in the air.

After all, these chemicals are released in bombs so logic dictates that there must be all manner of Anthrax and shit airborne all over Syria and beyond right now.

Thank fuck they moved the Russians out of the way.

Never mind the 70 odd cruise missiles fired at the place, does that look like a top secret military installation?

Of course it fucking doesn’t.

We may be ruled by mad cunts but they are mad cunts who love themselves, their lives of luxury, power and control… And as such, they are certainly not about to destroy all that they value so dearly.

And finally, thanks to the usual crew this months site fees have been paid. However, they are due again in 4 weeks time. Nevertheless I am not going to ask you for donations, I am going to ask you to buy my paperback novel that was released earlier in the week.

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Who knows, if enough of you do I could keep the site going for years… Or retire.

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Stephen Bottrill‏ @StephenBottrill 17h17 hours ago

“This young girl from Yemen, is a victim of a chemical attack by the Saudi Arabians, who are backed by the USA….

“So why are we not bombing Saudi Arabia, and taking out their chemical weapons with air strikes?”

The USA supplied the Israelis with the chemical weapons which killed this Palestinian child, seen above.

The USA used chemical weapons in the Vietnam war (above)

Washington ‘Knows Damascus Has No Chemical Weapons’.


“The US is involved in overthrowing the Assad regime in Syria in order to gain oil resources, keep the US dollar afloat, cripple the Russian economy, and to fight for Israel’s interests.

“Bankers, multinational oil companies and military contractors are the beneficiaries of the war that has killed half a million people.”


President Donald Trump reportedly favoured bombing Russian and Iranian targets in Syria, before Pentagon chief James Mattis talked Trump out of it.

Trump discussed three military options for Syria, the Wall Street Journal reported.

Trump wanted to bomb Russian & Iranian targets.

Assad protects the Christians.

Assad’s enemies harvest the organs of children.

‘Masa’, above, was used by the enemies of Assad.

“Neocon Nikki Haley says she wants to permanently occupy Syria to prolong the War for the Jihadis, waste $tn‘s more taxpayer dollars and get more Americans needlessly killed.”

U.S. troops not leaving Syria until goals accomplished: Haley .

Trump wants Syria broken up – with parts going to Israel, Al Qaeda/ISIS, Turkey and the Kurds.

Do not believe the lies of Amnesty International, which is now run by the bad guys.

Amnesty International Admits Syrian “Saydnaya” Report Fabricated Entirely in UK..

Trump supports the child murderers.

Major General Jonathan Shaw

A former head of Britain’s Special Forces, Major General Jonathan Shaw, has challenged Theresa May’s claim that President Assad was behind the chemical attack in Douma.

Major General Jonathan Shaw said: ‘Why would Assad use chemical weapons at this time? He’s won the war.

‘That’s not just my opinion, it is shared by senior commanders in the US military. 

‘There is no rationale behind Assad’s involvement whatsoever.

‘The jihadists and the various opposition groups who’ve been fighting against Assad have much greater motivation to launch a chemical weapons attack and make it look like Assad was responsible.

‘Their motivation being that they want to keep the Americans involved in the war – following Trump saying the US was going to leave Syria for other people to sort out.’


Admiral Lord West

Admiral Lord West, former head of the Royal Navy, said: ‘If I was advising President Assad, why would I say use chemical weapons at this point?

‘It doesn’t make any sense. But for the jihadist opposition groups I can see why they would.’


Lord Alan West – the retired senior British Royal Navy officer – said he has strong reservations about taking allegations against Assad at face value, “because they don’t make much military sense”.

He added:

“It seems to be utterly ludicrous for the Assad military, that is in the process of taking over an area, to go and do something with chemical weapons, which will draw the wrath of the larger enemy down upon them…..

“If I was advising the opponents of Assad, I would be delighted to kill a few people there. Let’s face it, (the anti-Assad forces) don’t care if they kill women and children….
“We need to see incontrovertible truth about what has happened there and make a decision on that basis.”

Thomas Binder‏ @Thomas_Binder

“As a cardiologist I can say that these ECG electrodes are completely wrong positioned. They would not get any signal. This picture is faked!”

Henry Makow‏ @HenryMakow


PETER HITCHENS: has written Our ‘noble’ cause? Bombs for Al Qaeda –

“Consider first that early on Friday 13 April 2018 the United States Navy launched 59 cruise missiles on behalf of Al Qaeda…

“Note next that in the same week our Prime Minister, Theresa May, made a duty visit to pay homage to the medieval despots of Saudi Arabia, who kindly buy our warplanes and bombs, and are currently using them to savage effect in Yemen…

“Assad  knows that the use of poison gas is the one thing that will make the USA intervene against him…

“He is currently winning his war against Islamist fanatics, with conventional weapons.”

It is the Kosher Nostra that wants to destroy secular Moslem countries.

A Statement Issued by Syrian Christian Patriarchs:

We condemn and denounce the brutal aggression that took place this morning against our precious country #Syria by the USA, #France and the #UK

Partisangirl 🇸🇾‏Verified account @Partisangirl

Above we see a Syrian University hit by Trump’s missiles on 13 April 2018.

Above we see Syrians, on 14 April 2018, supporting Assad.

The substance used on Sergei Skripal was an agent called BZ, according to Swiss state Spiez lab.

The toxin was never produced in Russia, but was in service in the US, UK, and other NATO states.

Swiss Lab confirms “BZ toxin” produced in US

Trump, May and Macron reportedly carried out the false flag on 7 April 2018 in Syria.

And then, on 13 April 2018, Trump, May and Macron bombed Syria.

Partisangirl 🇸🇾‏Verified account @Partisangirl

Above, we see residential buildings destroyed by Trump on 13 April 2018.

Partisangirl 🇸🇾‏Verified account @Partisangirl

Above, we see residential buildings destroyed by Trump on 13 April 2018.

It is time to kick out Trump, May and Macron and all ‘friends of Israel’.

Let no one vote for any politician who supports Israel.

Above, we see a chlorine gas-filled shell. Probably fake.

Russia’s foreign minister Sergey Lavrov says Russia has “irrefutable evidence” that the attack – on April 7 in Douma -was staged with the help of a foreign secret service.

The foreign secret service is believed to be the British secret service which is believed to have been hijacked some decades ago by the Rothschilds.

Russia Has “Irrefutable Evidence” UK Staged Syrian Chemical Attack

Syria chemical attack staged by UK, claims Russia | The National.

Syrian Army Captures British Military Men in Eastern Ghouta.

The CIA’s Jaish al-Islam is the group which is accusing Assad of a gas attack in Douma.

Jaish al-Islam has used chemical weapons on its enemies in 2016.

Syria rebel group accusing Assad of chemical attack in Douma .

And Theresa May is covering up the child abuse in her Conservative Party.

Neil Clark‏Verified account @NeilClark66

“Before independent verification of a Chemical attack can be made the UK joins in with the US and France in illegally bombing Syria.”

Dr Marcus Papadopoulos‏Verified account @DrMarcusP

“Without UNSC authorisation, therefore in breach of international law and the UN Charter, and before the OPCW had an oppprtunity to investigate Douma, America and its allies struck Syria. So I ask this: who really are the rogue countries in the world?”

The President of the USA and the Vice President.

In March 2018, the Russian Defense Ministry warned that the US was training militants in Syria to stage a chemical weapons false flag attack as a basis for the US to launch airstrikes against the Syrian government:

“They are preparing a series of chemical munitions explosions. This fact will be used to blame the government forces. The provocations will be used as a pretext by the United States and its allies to launch strikes on military and government infrastructure in Syria.”

Emotional Propaganda


Fewer than 22% of Britons say they would support a missile attack against the Syrian military according to new YouGov research.


There are local elections in the UK on 3 May 2018 as more than 4,300 council seats come up for grabs.

In these local elections Theresa May’s Conservative Party is expected to lose heavily.

Trump’s Republican Party is expected to lose heavily in the 6 November 2018 midterm elections.

Trump is under pressure.

Donald Trump secretly fathered a child, according to news reports.

In late 2015, the woman was living in Queens, and her daughter in Northern California.

Tabloid firm bought, then buried, doorman’s story.Los Angeles Times

Al-Jazeera Caught Filming Fake attack in Syria.

France’s President Emmanuel Macron says of a possible US led attack on Syria:

‘Our decision will not target allies of the regime (Russia) or attack anyone (Syrians) but rather attack the regime’s (alleged) chemical capabilities.’


Henry Makow‏ @HenryMakow

“Trump’s Art of the Deal – bully and then make nice.

“My sense is that the West will back down.
“Bullies hate a confrontation especially when public sentiment is against war.”

Chris Murphy‏Verified account @ChrisMurphyCT

US Senator Chris Murphy on moves to attack Syria –

“Let me get this straight: we’re going to bomb Syria, but next door in Yemen we are eagerly participating in a bombing campaign that has killed thousands of civilians?”

James Perloff‏ 

ALEXANDER MERCOURIS writes that Trump draws back on criticism of Russia.

Donald J. Trump✔@realDonaldTrump

“Russia needs us to help with their economy, something that would be very easy to do, and we need all nations to work together. Stop the arms race?”
12:37 PM – Apr 11, 2018

“Much of the bad blood with Russia is caused by the Fake & Corrupt Russia Investigation, headed up by the all Democrat loyalists, or people that worked for Obama. Mueller is most conflicted of all (except Rosenstein who signed FISA & Comey letter). No Collusion, so they go crazy!”
2:00 PM – Apr 11, 2018


The former UK Ambassador to Syria, Peter Ford, says that the Douma Chemical Attack is fake.

In an interview with BBC Radio Scotland, Ford criticises the UK government and the BBC and the mainstream media for falling down in the job of investigating and verifying things.

Ford says: “Assad is not guilty.”

Two ex-British ambassadors / Syria Insider

BBC Foreign News Producer Riam Dalati wrote on Twitter:

“Sick and tired of activists and rebels using corpses of dead children to stage emotive scenes for Western consumption. 

“Then they wonder why some serious journos are questioning part of the narrative.” 

He later deleted that tweet, but not before others in the Twittersphere managed to grab a screenshot of it.

Israel and its allies use chemical weapons.

Trump and his generals are using ISIS and Al Qaeda to try to rearrange the Middle East, on behalf of the Kosher Nostra, reportedly.

John Bolton, Trump’s national security advisor, is lying about Syria, just as he lied about Iraq.

José Bustani was the first director-general of the Organisation for the Prohibition of Chemical Weapons (OPCW)

John Bolton threatened Bustani, telling him: “we know where your kids are”.

Bustani made it clear that Iraq had no weapons of mass destruction.

Bolton got Bustani sacked.

Bustani says that Bolton physically threatened members of his family if he did not immediately resign.

Bolton reportedly said: “If you don’t resign there will be consequences, there will be retaliation – we know where your kids are.”

Brave New World‏ @ClubBayernApr 9

The Syria-n Army found Chlorine Gas packets made in Germany in former US/Saudi-backed “rebels” HQ’s in EasternGhouta.

These are the very same ones used to stage FalseFlag-s and blame the Syrian Government.

The internet is being censored.

Fort Russ (@FortRussNews)- DOWN
Hands Off Syria Sydney – DOWN
21 Century Wire (@21WIRE) – DOWN
Syria News – DOWN
Muraselon (@Muraselon) – DOWN
South Front – DOWN

Russia says there is no evidence of a chemical attack in Syria on 7-8 April 2018.

Russia has claimed that the event, which allegedly killed 40 people, may have been staged by rebels to pin the blame on Assad.
Russian Foreign Secretary Sergei Lavrov says that Russia’s own experts have visited the site in Douma and found no traces of chlorine.


Children are used in the fake photos and videos from Syria.

Syria Insider Facebook has a video of a training session by the so-called “Syrian Free Army” in Kifer Batna, in Syria’s Eastern Ghouta, teaching young children how to pretend, or act or FAKE being exposed to chemical weapons.

Syrian Red Crescent Society doctors have told the media that stories about patients with chemical poisoning are not true.

Doctors in Syria’s Douma refute reports of patients suffering

Trump needs a distraction from the Mueller probe and alleged child rapes.
A war could boost the popularity of Theresa May, Emmanuel Macron and Donald Trump.

Mark Almond‏ @mpalmond

US #UN ambassador Nikki Haley has just referred to Kuala Lumpur as “an Indonesian airport” and Salisbury as “an English village”…

Nardeep Pujji‏ @AWAKEALERT

‘US NATO sponsored terrorists, in DoumaEasternGhouta, (allegedly) mass murder 161 civilians, including babies in a basement using an unknown chemical in order to pin blame on Assad again.’

Henry Makow‏ @HenryMakow

‘Donald J Chump is playing along with the latest Zionist false flag.

‘Time Americans had a President that represented them.’

Tony Blunt‏ @tonyblunt12

‘Allegations against Syrian Govt. all based on Al Qaeda testimony, witnesses and chemical samples.’

by Tyler Durden – April/08/2018

Trump Threatens Putin, “Animal Assad” Over Syrian “Chemical Attack”

Remember when the US admitted that Syrian “Rebels” (Assad’s enemies) have used chemical weapons?

Or when earlier this year, the now former Secretary of State blamed Russia for an alleged Syrian chemical attack despite admitting he doesn’t know who actually did it?

Or when the US finally admitted there was “no evidence” Assad used sarin gas?

Or just last week, when Trump said that the US is finally pulling out of Syria as a result of the defeat of ISIS (much to the Pantagon’s fury and open-ended timetable for extracting Syrian resources)?

The neocons are back in charge…

War hawk John Bolton is Trump’s National Security Advisor…

An interview with Mueller is reportedly imminent

Monkey Madness Crime-Wave Reaches Epidemic Levels by Christopher D Spivey.

Monkey Madness Crime-Wave Reaches Epidemic Levels

I have tried, I really have.

However, I now find that I can no longer ignore the total and utter bollox of  ‘news’ offerings published by the sub-normal Orangutans at the Daily Chimpanzee in regard to this years London gang related crime-wave.

So let’s start with the fake murder of Tanesha Melbourne:

The halo is a nice touch, but then again it is from a Spook photo agency, although the added irony – something that the Monkey Trampz cannot stop themselves from inventing – is cringe worthy to the maximum. I mean c’mon for fucks sake, “a youth worker trying to keep kids safe” gets murdered!

At 17 years old she is – or was if you believe the total bollox – only a kid herself and wouldn’t even have been earning an adult fucking wage.

Mind you, in typical Chimp fashion that old bollox changed the following day:

It also emerged today that the teenager was studying child care at college and hoped to one day become a social worker. Source

I wonder if she knew that the main qualification needed to be a social worker is that you have to be a psychopath?

She also worked at Tottenham Hotspur’s, White Hart Lane football ground… Apparently:

Ms How, who also works in security at nearby Tottenham Hotspur football club, said her niece had worked at the old White Hart Lane ground.

A Spurs spokesman said: ‘As a Club we send our deepest condolences to the family, friends and everyone affected by the tragic passing of Tanesha.’ 

Ms How added: ‘She worked in the catering department on a few occasions. She had a bright future, she was a good girl who didn’t deserve this.’ Source

Busy girl, but I should point out that football clubs are nearly always involved in these fake events… The Minions obviously think by getting them involved, the story becomes more believable.

Nevertheless, it seems that Tanesha had just left her boyfriend’s mother’s house and was stood outside talking to someone – despite living over two miles away, when she was shot:

A family friend told MailOnline: ‘Tanesha lived with her mum, nan and sisters in South Tottenham, the reason she was by Northumberland Park was because she was seeing her boyfriend.

‘She was outside his mother’s house when she was shot. Source

We are talking about London here, not the fictional village of Emmerdale… But for the sake of goodwill we will pretend that two and a bit miles away in London isn’t a whole different world.

So, Tanesha has just walked out of her boyfriends house – he must have been keen to get rid of her and he certainly wasn’t a gentleman since he must have immediately shut the door leaving his bird to fend for herself at 9.30 PM in what the Chimp describes as being a very dangerous area –  when she immediately bumps into someone she knows well enough to stop and chat with.

This chance meeting then led to speculation that the fella she was talking to was the intended target:

Youth worker Tanesha Melbourne died in a drive-by shooting in Tottenham, north London, on Monday night.

The 17-year-old was leaving her boyfriend’s home and standing with a friend who was thought to have been the intended target.

The area of Tottenham where the killing took place has a history of violence between local youths and rivals from nearby Wood Green. Source

Yet the Chimp’s are portraying her as a nicely brought up, innocent girl who doesn’t hang around in gangs:

‘She would go round friends homes but wasn’t usually one of these kids who hangs around on street corners. She was a sensible girl who had a good head on her shoulders. She wouldn’t have been involved in anything stupid.’

One friend said: ‘Tanesha was just an innocent child caught up in this stupid postcode war.’ Source

Yet despite being a “youth worker, trying to keep kids safe“, we are now being asked to believe that sweet & Innocent, Tanesha – with her head screwed firmly on – who didn’t hang around in gangs, knew a gangster well enough to stop and chat to him… Roger that.

Course, that old bollox is in total contradiction to version 2 which has Tanesha stood outside an old terraced house owned by two solicitors with a gang of friends… Obviously Solicitors don’t earn much these days.

Yet there is always one or two solicitors or barristers guaranteed to be caught up in the thick of these am-drams… The Minions think that this gives their old fanny credibility.

So how is this for credibility:

Tanesha and a group of friends, including two males and a female, had moments earlier been gathered outside a terraced home owned by solicitor Martha Yassein, 30, and her husband Phil, aged 33. 

Mrs Yassein said that the teenager had been on the phone and was asking someone on the other line ‘where are you’ just before she was shot.

Fuck me, Mrs Yaksick – or whatever the fraud cunts name is – wants to invest in some double glazing although she would be a wizz as a member of her local neighborhood watch… Sorry, please do carry on:

Three shots were fired with one bullet slicing into Mrs Yassein’s home, just above her front window, which forensic police officers recovered earlier today. 

She said: ‘My mother-in-law had called round and when I answered the door I could see there was a small group of boys and girls by my front wall. 

Some might say perfect timing:

‘I’d not seen them there before.

Well Tanesha lived over two miles away so that is probably why although the sweet & innocent child seemed to know every cunt within a two and a half mile radius of her home… In London, whereas I don’t even know half of the people who live in my block of flats.

We’d not been inside a minute when there were three bangs, the first two we didn’t really pay much attention to but the last one was louder and made us stop talking. This was the bullet which hit the house.

HA HA HA HA HA. So Yakshit could hear what Tanesha was saying on her phone but thought fuck all about two gunshots, although the third shot snapped her out of her trance because everyone knows that shot number three has a much larger discharge bang than the first two have… Roger-Fucking-That:

‘I opened the door and saw a young girl, that I now know to be Tanesha, shouting “I’ve been shot, I’ve been shot”.  As she did so, she slowly sank to the floor but it looked out of shock more than anything. 

‘She lay down on the road flat on her back and one of the boys she was with lifted her top to find where she was bleeding but there didn’t look to be any blood. 

Why did Tanesha lay down in the road? Oh, hang on, it’s London we are talking about, the City with zero traffic… Triffic… Carry on:

‘The other boy said “don’t worry, you haven’t been shot” and she was put into the recovery position.

No traffic, Eagle eyed, bat eared, upwardly mobile residents and first-aider teenagers calmly putting their friends into the recovery position in the middle of the road… Cosmic:

‘Her friends were telling people to give her some air and some space so she’d calm down. 

She is lying – somehow – in the middle of the fucking road. How much more space did she want:

‘At this point the paramedics had already been called and I closed the door thinking she was having a panic attack and would be OK in the long run.

Where can I get me a set of them there bat-ears, I’m as deaf as a fucking post me. Nevertheless, Mrs Yakshite is like no other woman ever in the history of the world. I mean, three gunshots are fired right outside her front door, a bird goes down claiming to have been shot, and Paramedics have been called, but does Mrs Batshit stand and gawp? Does she fuck. she wants to go back and chat to her mother-in-law.

Beam me up Scotty:

‘The street soon filled with flashing blue lights and police and paramedics were everywhere. 

Fucking curtain twitcher:

‘A while later I heard screaming and crying but it sounded really anguished and I knew then that it was more serious because someone was obviously in deep despair. 

‘Looking out the window, I could see that Tanesha was still lying on the ground but was now covered in a sheet from the neck down. You could still see her face.

‘A police officer then called round and told us that she had been shot in the chest and had died. 

Well, that is standard procedure in cloud cuckoo land… Manners cost fuck all… Was he carrying a bunch of flowers by any chance?

‘It was a huge shock as we’ve only been living here for a year and this road is usually very quiet.

In a gang infested, crime ridden kind of way:

‘There’s been issues with crime in the area but this street is usually left alone.

Indeed. Even cars don’t bother with it… Apparently:

‘My mother-in-law had heard Tanesha on the phone to someone when she arrived at our house and she was asking them ‘where are you?’

In fact it was the very first thing that Ma said to her daughter-in-law as she stepped over the threshold: “Ello, dear, ere, there is a young girl outside on her phone asking whoever she is talking to, where they are”

“Nooo, surely not… Mum”.

“Yes, true as I’m standing ere, couldn’t fuckin’ believe it… And don’t call me mum” 

‘Less than 60 seconds later, she was shot. It’s awful, my heart goes out to her family.’ Source

Lying cunt.

Shall we have a butchers at version 3?

Of course we fucking shall:

A woman who knew the murdered girl said the victim was “just chilling with her friends” when she was shot from a car for “no reason at all”.

“The car just pulled up and just started shooting,” said the 21-year-old, who did not want to be named. She said she heard the gunshots “like fireworks” from her house.

So, we now have another “witness” who knew Tanesha, yet how many times do we read about these “witnesses” comparing gunshots to fireworks or a bomb going off and vice versa? Indeed these are standard “witness” statements on all fake events along with “it was like something out of a horror film” or a “Hollywood movie“.

Carry on shit-bags:

The witness in Tottenham said: “Her friend came banging on my door so I came out quickly. I even tried to save her – had to, had to.”

Did you, did you?… Cunt.

I mean it goes from the sublime to the absolutely ridiculous… What is this witness? A super-vet or summat?

Carry on:

She said the gunshot wound, below the victim’s breast, was not immediately visible and it looked like she was “having a fit”.

That’s modern bullets for ya:

“I put her on her side and I was just rubbing her back, saying ‘everything’s going to be OK’. I just can’t believe it – so young. It’s ridiculous now.”

Spot on, it is absolutely ridiculous:

The woman said the victim was not responding, but added: “I could see she was looking at me.” 

She told how the girl’s mother arrived before paramedics, adding: “She was screaming. She didn’t know what to do.”

It only became clear the 17-year-old had been shot when the paramedics took her bra off. “She didn’t deserve that. Her mum didn’t deserve to watch her die,” she said. Source

Apparently Mum – who arrived before the paramedics got there – is superwoman too, since Tanesha’s family home is a 9 minute drive away if there is no traffic.

So, now we have Tanesha getting shot dead in the road, whilst stood talking to a gangster friend on the pavement – despite having a job trying to keep “kids” away from gangsters – outside her boyfriend’s house, who had left her to go back inside, leaving her with a gang of friends (despite Tanesha not living in the nice quiet, crime ridden area), outside an ultra-nosey solicitor’s house, who gets late night visits from her mother-in-law but is that laid back she takes no notice of gunshots going off.

And then, after being shot with a self hiding bullet, her gangster friend (masquerading as a gang of teenagers), instantly calls Tanesha’s mother (obviously having got Tanesha’s mother’s phone number on speed-dial), to tell her that she has been shot, despite there being no physical signs as such.

Meantime, the gangster morphs into a “female friend” of Tanesha’s and runs over to a house to tell another of Tanesha’s friends that Tanesha has been shot by an invisible bullet.

Meanwhile back at the ranch, having received the news that her daughter has been shot by an invisible bullet, Tanesha’s mother grabs her car keys (or caught the tube or bus) and makes the 9 minute car journey (as long as there is no traffic), arriving at the scene before the Paramedics… Or police for that matter.

Tanesha then dies in her mother’s arms… And that is what passes for journalism in this cuntry. Worse still, I am only quoting from the Chimp, not various other news sources.

Course, at this stage Tanesha’s – apparently stone deaf – boyfriend, living with his – apparently stone deaf – mother, having left his “sweet & innocent” young bird outside his front door chatting to a gangster in the dark in a dangerous, crime-ridden area, inhabited by the upper-middle-class, is nowhere to be seen.

However, as luck would have it, that anomaly was solved by the 12 year old Monkey-Hackz a couple of days later… In other words, the shit-cunts simply changed the story once AGAIN to suit their made-up narrative:

Last night her boyfriend, who was with the teenager when she was shot dead, was revealed by MailOnline as an aspiring model and basketball player.

Course he was, I mean aren’t they always? And of course, male models always, but always go out with big fat bloopers:

PHOTO: Big, fat Tanesha seen out in an ever-decreasing-in-size gang, an hour before she was murdered whilst visiting her superstar, super-looking male-model boyfriend.

Just gerron wi’it:

Lumear Small, 20, had been with the 17-year-old for seven months after they met some years ago at the local Bruce Grove Youth Centre in Haringey, north London.

Mr Small said: ‘She was beautiful inside and out. She had the biggest heart of any girl I’ve ever met.

‘We’d been together for seven months but had met a few years ago at the youth club and were friends. She wanted to work in child care after her studies which shows you just what a warm, caring person she was.

I thought that she wanted to be a social worker, the exact opposite of working in child care, but there ya go:

‘I’m heartbroken. I hope whoever has done this is brought to justice.’

Mr Small said he was unable to speak about the night of the murder because he is helping police with their enquiries. 

INQUIRIES” not “enquiries” you thick useless cunts:

‘I’ve been told I can’t talk about it,’ he said. Source

Obviously he can’t… The final script hasn’t been decided on just yet!

PHOTO: Lumear & Tanesha… Allegedly

Now according to the Chimp blurb, that photo was taken from Lumear Small’s Facebook, cept I am fucked if I can find it on there. In fact I am fucked if I can find any photos, likes-from or even mentions of Tanesha on the spook account.

However, it is worth noting that of the 1.4 billion people who use Facebook, he is the only person who has the name ‘Lumear Small’.

Neither is Tanesha on Lumear’s friends list, although she has Facebook and his account info states that he is “in a relationship“. Course, the fact that it states that as such means that Tanesha has not reciprocated… Very fucking strange.

So I had a butchers at Tanesha’s Facebook… The bane of the Security Services life since mostly everybody in the first world under 40 has it and genuine looking accounts are hard to fake.

Yet Tanesha Melbourne – the only person on Facebook with that name – doesn’t have her ‘boyfriend’ on her account either.

Nevertheless, Lumear looks to me very much like 25 year old Harry Uzoka who was supposedly stabbed to death in January making him victim number 7 to be murdered in London this year.

PHOTO: Harry Uzoka

Harry was apparently on the books of Premier Model Management and had modeled for brands including Mercedes and Zara – meaning that he couldn’t possibly be Lumear since he models for ‘First Model Management‘, not ‘Premier Model Management‘.

And of course, Lumear is only 20 years old and not dead. Yet the likeness is uncanny.

Coincidence of course.

As is Lumear’s likeness to someone dead called Shaq:

“Shaq” appears on Tanesha’s Facebook friend, Fat Jasmines account… Just sayin’.

I should also point out that Fat Jasmine looks very much like transexual, Naomi Hersi who was stabbed to death in March 2018:

PHOTO: Hersi & Fat

My, hasn’t the Hersi-Bar-Kid got a weird shaped face?

And, as yet another coincidence would have it, Tanesha is an anagram of Asenath

Asenath, Asenith and Osnat (, ) is a figure in the Book of Genesis (41:45, 41:50-52), an Egyptian woman who Pharaoh gave to Joseph, son of Jacob, to be his wife. The daughter of Potipherah, a priest of Heliopolis, she bore Joseph two sons, Manasseh and Ephraim, who became the patriarchs of the Israelite tribes of Manasseh and Ephraim.

Modern scholarship says her name derives from the Egyptian language name “she who belongs to (the goddess) Neith” and that her name may be phonetically transliterated from the New Kingdom-era Egyptian hieroglyphsNs-Nt.

And also an anagram of Shantae

Shantae is a fictional character from a Capcom video game:

Set in the fictional world of Sequin Land, the series follows Shantae as she tries to protect her hometown Scuttle Town, and more generally Sequin Land as a whole, from various threats, which generally involve to some extent her nemesis, the lady pirate Risky Boots. The setting, despite various fantasy, dark fantasy and steampunk elements, mostly displays oriental-inspired esthetics.

However, disregarding that fact, does anyone else find it strange that it is only London affected by this 4 month long “crime wave“?

I mean surely Manchester and Birmingham should be just as affected?

Yet in an effort to prove that this crime epidemic is not total bollox the Chimp paraded a doctor in their fanny-peddling shit-rag, telling us all about it:

And of course no bollox-claim made by the Monkey-Kuntz is complete without putting a face to the name:

Fuck me, I haven’t seen him since the Westminster Bridge terrapin-attack total fantasy:

I have got a better photo somewhere but I am fucked if I can find it at the moment.

Mind you, the thick-cunts managed to get one true headline out of the old bollox:

After all, there is no risk of being caught up in a terrorist attack in this country… Not even the government orchestrated ones since they all take place in a carefully controlled environment.

Course, you know what is causing this crime-wave epidemic don’t you?

Well as it happens, neither did I until the gob-shite-monkey-kuntz told me:

Although I find that very hard to believe:

But then again what the fuck do I know!

Nevertheless, I know for a fact that it is all bollox because I had already picked up on the Chimps almost hysterical reporting on the London murder epidemic before Tanesha had even been pretend murdered.

And by doing so I can prove that not only is the shit-rag peddling fake news, but they are also quietly altering their archives to suit their purpose… In other words, more Winston Smith than Winston Silcott.

You see, Tanesha Melbourne – who was allegedly shot dead on the 2nd of April 2018 – is being touted as the 48th murder to take place on the ‘mean streets’ of London this year… Which is mighty fucking strange since I know for a fact that when the farticle was released on the 3rd, she was being touted as the 37th victim… It is after all, my job to read and process facts.

Course, that left me the rather difficult task of proving it since that “37th victim” fact has now been totally erased from the Chimp Archive…  So I simply typed the words “37 murder victims in London so far this year“, into the Google search bar and my problem was immediately solved:

And when you click on that link you are taken to the farticle seen further up this page about Tanesha with no mention whatsoever of a “37th murder victim“.

Tellingly the article was last updated on the 5th of April with no mention of how many revisions have taken place between then and when the farticle was first released.

Nevertheless, the child-like hacks cannot even get their fake facts right since Tanesha has moved up 10 places to the number 47 spot not  the number 48 spot as is claimed in the fake-news above:

The victim, named locally as Tanesha, was killed in a drive-by attack while she was with friends in Chalgrove Road shortly before 9.30pm on Monday.

Her death – the fifth fatal shooting in London in 2018 – means the Metropolitan Police have now launched 47 murder inquiries this year. Source

And just to show you that was no fluke, here is a segment from another report:

The teenager, who had just become a mentor at her local youth club, died in the street as she was cradled by her mother who arrived before paramedics. She became the 47th person to be murdered in London this year. Source

Indeed, the number 48 spot goes to 16 year old Amaan Shakoor who was originally murdered – according to the Chimp – 30 minutes after Tanesha although that has now been revised to “minutes after

PHOTO: Official Met Police photo handout of SIXTEEN yr old A Fella Shakoor

He’s a Muslim then? Surely that falls under the category of a terrapin attack?

Nevertheless, in a further effort to massage the figures, Shakoor was elevated from number 48 to the number 49 spot:

Mourners at the scene where a 16-year-old boy was shot in the face ‘after being warned he was selling cocaine in the wrong place’ were searched by police following an altercation between two groups.

Amaan Shakoor was said to have been shot in the face by two hooded men on Monday night near a school in Walthamstow, East London.

Police said the 16-year-old was the 49th person to be murdered in London this year fuelling fears of a surge in youth violence and postcode wars between gangs.

Amaan’s father, Mohammed Shakoor, speaking at the family’s east London home said: ‘He was a wonderful son. We need time to come to terms with this, we are obviously devastated.’ Source

And of course, that plod photo handout just didn’t cut the mustard for the Ape-Shitz and as such, they knocked the following photo up and are now using it across the board:

Which immediately reminded me of the gangster, Mark duggan who was controversially shot dead by the plod

Which was obviously the aim of the Monkey’s game since Duggan was then incorporated into the old bollox:

Tragic gun victim Tanesha Melbourne’s father was jailed for nine years for handing a gun to a masked man who shot a motor dealer in an incident which led to the arrest of Mark Duggan.

Conrad Kingdom, 45, was convicted in 2007, when Tanesha was seven. He had roared up to a garage on the back of a motorbike carrying a loaded handgun that was then used by a balaclava-wearing thug to shoot a mechanic.

Mark Duggan, the gangster whose death by police in 2011 sparked the London riots, was friends with Kingdom. Duggan was arrested in the search for the identity of the masked gunman but was later released without charge.

The revelations provide new background for the brutal killing of Tanesha who was shot in the chest in a drive-by attack at 9.35pm on Monday. Source

But of course the cunts do not associate that claim with their claim that Tanesha was “sweet & innocent”.

Nevertheless, matters became even more ridiculous. You see in one of the many farticles about Tanesha (found HERE), the Monkey-Boyz also printed the following photo:

Which when added up totals 47, an presumably includes Tanesha, but not Amaan Shakoor who wasn’t dead when the farticle was published.

And just for the benefit of the terminally thick, the Chimpz wrote the following directly above the graph:

So far this year the Metropolitan Police have launched 47 murder inquiries – eight in January, 15 in February, 22 in March and two in April.

Before stating the following directly below it:

In the whole of last year, there were 130 murders in London. The number of killings reached a peak around June before dropping again in the second half of the year.

So far this year, 31 people have been stabbed to death in the capital. The latest was a 20-year-old man who was attacked moments after leaving a bar in Wandsworth and died in the street.

On Thursday, the family of Abraham Badru, 26, who was shot dead in Hackney, east London, on March 25 warned that “gun culture is becoming rampant in our community”.

There have been five fatal shootings in London so far in 2018.

Keep those figures in your head.

Now on Wednesday the 4th of April there were apparently 2 more murders in the Capital:

On Wednesday, another two men died in another night of bloodshed in London.

A man in his 20s was found fatally wounded by officers in Hackney at about 8pm, and died at the scene half an hour later despite receiving first aid.

In the same borough just four hours earlier a man in his 50s died outside a Betfred bookmakers in Clapton following a suspected fight at about 4.30pm. Source

Which should take the total to 49 or at best 50… But it doesn’t. Not according to the Chimp anyway:

An 18-year-old student who became the 55th victim of London’s 2018 murder spree was stabbed five times on New Year’s Eve in a previous attack, friends say. 

Israel Ogunsola was found fatally wounded by officers in Hackney at 8pm yesterday, and died at the scene half an hour later despite receiving first aid. Source

Now Israel is the fella described as in his 20’s in the report above the last one:

A man in his 20s found fatally wounded by officers in Hackney at about 8pm, and died at the scene half an hour later despite receiving first aid.

Yet the original article was published before he was even murdered:

However if Israel was not included in the original article released 2 hours before his murder (before it was updated), then why the fuck did the cunts not just write a whole new one? After all, the hacks can get at least 50 stories seemingly  out of someone standing in dog-shit.

Moreover, how in the name of fuck did he become the 55th victim? Indeed, even giving the shit-rag the benefit of the doubt, Israel – nice name – should have been at worst victim number 52 or 53.

And as for him being on Tanesha’s Facebook friends list? Well as far as I can see, he is as absent as her boyfriend is… Although there is someone on there named Ibrahim Ahmed from Birmingham, who shares a very real likeness to Israels photo published in the Chimp:

PHOTO: Ibrahim & Israel

But definitely no one called Israel.

Nevertheless, once the Monkey-Nutz had started quoting the figure of 55, they stuck to it, which is highly bizarre since they also published an article on the 4th – the same day as Israel and the 53 yr old fella were murdered – stating the number as being 50:

And as you can see, that article was updated on the 5th yet the total remained at 50 and did not include Israel and the 53 year old in that figure.

Course, that 53 year old who died following a fight can hardly be described as gang related either:

And a London Ambulance Service spokesman said: ‘We were called today at 7:57pm to reports of an incident on Morning Lane.

‘We sent two ambulance crews and an incident response officer to the scene. Despite extensive efforts by the medics, the patient died at the scene’

Speaking about the Clapton death, a police spokesman said: ‘Police were called at 4.27pm to a bookmakers after reports of a male unconscious.

‘Officers attended with LAS and London’s Air Ambulance. Despite the efforts of medical staff the male, believed to be aged in his 50s, was pronounced dead at the scene. Source

But nevertheless the total of the Chimps 50 murder victims (which they are trying to portray as gang violence) was reached by their April murder tally of four:

Which obviously puts Tanesha back to number 48 (following her stints at number 37 and number 47) with that unnamed victim in 50th place being Henry Vincent, who was allegedly stabbed to death by 78 year old homeowner, Richard Osborn-Brooks.

Course, since Osborn-Brooks no longer faces a murder or manslaughter charge – or any charges at all for that matter – and it was not gang related that case can be scrubbed meaning that the [non gang crime related] 53 yr old man beaten to death becomes number 50 and Israel becomes number 51. Agreed?

Of course we fucking are.

Yet Israel still somehow becomes victim number 55:

Do you not get fucked of with being taken for proper mug cunts all the time?

I certainly do.

However, before I carry on I should just point out that the case of Osborn-Brooks is as totally fake as the rest of this old shit. I mean, a burglar gets stabbed to death and two days later the perpetrator is cleared of any crime. That has to be a fucking record when your average person accused of a misdemeanor will spend 6 months to 2 years on bail.

But anyway, lets go through the list starting with January 2018 of which the Metropolitan Police graph tells us that there were 8 murders committed that month:

And straight away the purveyors of fake news are touting the number as TWELVE – four more than the Met’s figure.

However, in an effort to massage the figures the Monkey-Liarz have included a murder committed on the 31st of December 2017… Excuse me?

I mean it doesn’t matter a fuck how late into the night that murder took place. The fact is it took place last year and as such has to be struck off the list. This means that we are now only three murders over the Met police number.

Does that matter?

Of course it fucking does.

Nevertheless, of those 11 murders: 7 were stabbed, 1 was beaten to death, 1 died of a head injury and 2 give no cause of death.

However, victim number 10 is described as a one year old child whose cause of death STILL remains unknown, and whilst I am trying to be as fair as possible, that death has fuck all to do with gang related violence.

Therefore, the total stands at a dodgy 10… Two more than the Met’s figures.

And I should also point out that Steve Frank Narvaez-Arias – stabbed to death on New Years Day – looks suspiciously like Tanesha Melbourne’s Facebook friend, Matthew Robert Mastalerz – without part of his ear bitten off:

Nevertheless, the Chimps January total for the 50 murders tallies with their January total giving the names of the 55 murder victims – found HERE – which appeared on the same day as the 50 victim list:

But quickly moving on and according to the Chimp there were 15 murders in February – which tallies with the Met figures and the Chimps list of 55:

Of those 15 it would seem that 10 were stabbed, 2 were shot and 3 were beaten to death.

However, Hannah Leonard who was stabbed to death on February 8th looks to me suspiciously like the lesbican MP Angela Eagle:

PHOTO: Hannah & Angela

And of course it isn’t the first time that I have caught Eagle – and her aherm,aherm, identical twin sister who is also an MP – up to no good.

Moreover, Promise Nkenda allegedly stabbed to death on Valentines day is also probably the unpronounceable, Rotimi Oshibanjo – allegedly stabbed to death 5 days later:

PHOTO: Promise & Unpronounceable

And Sadiq Mohamed looks suspiciously like Khader Saleh – murdered in January:

The latters nose is obviously photoshopped.

And there are plenty more from February who could double up for others killed that month and in January but you can make those connections for yourselves by clicking HERE

So, to recap we now have 17 stabbings and 2 shootings taking place in January 2018 and February 2018.

Moving swiftly on to March, the Chimp tells us that there were 19 murders on both their lists of 50 and 55, although the Met has the number at 22 – which makes up for the discrepancy of 3 on the January statistics I suppose:

Of those 19, it would appear that 12 were stabbed to death, bringing our total stabbings to 29 since January the 1st 2018.

However, Russell Jones, allegedly murdered on the 17th of March has his death bizarrely put down as “stabbed and shot” to death… I mean you can’t have both, since one or the other caused the fatality. Therefore I am allocating Jones to have died by being shot to death since it helps to tally the ludicrous figures.

This means that March saw 3 people shot to death bringing the total to 5 since January the 1st 2018… Which is strange since Tanesha was supposedly the 5th person to be shot to death this year.

Nevertheless, of the remaining 4, there is a Russian businessman found strangled in his home, which is obviously not gang related – the whole point of these hysterical farticles. There is also one “cause of death unknown” from March the 12th… How the fuck can they not know the cause of death by now?

Moreover, I feel sure that the fact that the dead Russian looks like a cross between a younger looking poisoned, Russian spy and Vladimir Putin is purely coincidental.


There was also a murder on the 14th which has the victim “killed as he sat in his car” but it is not stated how he was killed and a 59 year old unknown male found “dead” in Barking & Dagenham – two seperate places in Essex. Once again, it does not state how the latter died.

Moreover, I think you will find that the difference in totals between the Met’s figures of 22 for March and the Chimp’s of 19 comes from the 5th of March when Laura Unpronounceable was found stabbed to death in her London home:

Police launched a murder investigation after Laura Cecilia Navarrete De Figueira was found with stab wounds at her home in Twickenham. An hour earlier the body of her husband Figueira de Faria and the bodies of Claudio, 10, and Joaquin, seven, were discovered on the beach at Birling Gap, in Eastbourne, East Sussex

Twickenham is very posh and her murder clearly wasn’t gang related. However, tellingly the Monkey-Kuntz did not add the deaths of her “husband & 2 children” to the tally which would obviously form part of the murder investigations. However, those three murders do not fit in with the Chimp’s agenda and still leaves their January total 3 short of the Met’s which only adds up to 47… With at least 6 of those not being gang related.

Moreover, the photo supposedly showing Romanian victim, Beniamin Pieknyi is clearly photoshopped:

Whilst victim Leyla Mtumwa – who makes these fucking names up – is a ringer for our Tenesha:

Checkout the ears.

And victim, Kelvin Odunuyi matches nicely with Tanesha’s ‘boyfriend’ and his lookalikes:

PHOTO: Harry Uzoka & Kelvin Odunuyi

Photo: Rumear and Kelvin Odunuyi

Not to mention Rumear’s friend, Adrian Karl Simms:

Just sayin’.

And that brings us to April in which the Met has the murder total of 2 although that doesn’t include the 16 year old shot half an hour after Tanesha, or Israel Whatshisface shot in the face on Wednesday the 4th of April or the 53 year old found dead outside a betting shop on the same day.

However, the Chimps list of 50 and their list of 55 published on the same day differs here by 2 – which when you add 2 to 50 you get 52, not 55… Just saying:

PHOTO: The Chimps list of 50 showing 4 deaths in April 

PHOTO: The Chimps list of 55 showing 6 murders in April

However, as I showed you earlier the unnamed victim stabbed by Osborn-Barnes was not a murder (it was justifiable homicide) or gang related and as such, can safely be discounted. And as I also said earlier, the fella who died outside the bookies is not gang related and he wasn’t shot or stabbed – but I will keep him in anyway.

Yet even so, including the 6 in April the total only comes to 51, NOT 55… Can the cunts not count?

Moreover, the total number of stabbings now comes to 32 if you include the justifiable homicide and 7 shootings bringing the total to 39 – many of which are dubious to say the least.

Course, this old bollox is nothing more than an exercise in the agenda to further disarm the public and introduce a whole new range of sweeping powers granted to the wholly corrupt police… Mind you, the ban on selling Acid appears to have worked, following the Chimps hysterics about those attacks so who knows.

And of course, this invented crimewave gives the Men Who Point A Lot something to do:

Just sayin’.

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A Bridge Too Far Part 3 by Christopher D Spivey.

A Bridge Too Far Part 3

In this third and final installment exposing the Westminster Bridge attack as a fake Government orchestrated play act I will prove to you that no one died, no one got hurt and the attack itself was nothing more than an illusion.

Now, as we have already seen, the chances of the first two victims – Kurt & Melissa Cochran – being hit was impossible and indeed the “official” story now indirectly acknowledges that the Hyundai 4 x 4 did not even mount the pavement there i.e the beginning of the bridge on the St Thomas hospital side.

Course, the reason that we know this is because of the two sets of traffic lights situated almost directly before you drive onto the bridge, which coupled with the three lane carriage way effectively becoming just one due to the road onto the bridge reducing down to two lanes, with one of those becoming a bus lane – not to mention the sheer volume of traffic – make it impossible to pick up any real speed.

Neither could Masood have driven on the pavement immediately before the bridge because of the street lights & sign posts.

Therefore he would have been travelling very slowly as he came onto the bridge – which I have already discussed in terms of Masood and the Cochrans.

Course, neither could Masood have mounted the pavement as he drove onto the bridge because the temporary sign forewarning of Bridge Street being closed due to roadworks would have been in the way.

Now despite the signpost in question appearing to be a long way onto the bridge it isn’t. Westminster Bridge is made up of seven arches and the sign post is actually sat at around one and a half arches in.

And therein you have the reason that there is no one to be seen screaming in agony on the pavement before the sign.

However, that isn’t to say that the Cochran’s were the only ones to be pretend hurt – and dead in Kurt’s case – in that area because if you look to the bridge cornerstone you can see someone else laid out on the deck.

Therefore the fact that there are now 3 seriously hurt people scattered around an area that Masood was extremely unlikely to have been able to get to and certainly impossible to do so at any real speed makes a mockery of peoples ability to think logically.

Indeed having once again checked Wikipedia (12/06/2017) the official number of people hurt remains at:around 50 were injured, some of them severely. Or elsewhere on the very same page of the government’s website for the ‘official’ version of events: 49 (4 critical, 1 other life-threatening) of which 18 are not as yet confirmed.

And seemingly oblivious to contradiction the page also states: “A dozen people received serious injuries, some described as “catastrophic”, and eight others were treated for less serious injuries at the scene”. Twenty in other words.

Nevertheless, this third injury of whom we know fuck all about is either the Korean or the Chinese woman who are listed as being casualties on the Wikipedia page.

Now I can tell you that contained within the last two photos is a wealth of information which whilst not exactly cast iron proof of a fraud – although I believe that I have already proved the event was a fraud anyway – there is certainly enough suspicious activity to make the least suspicious minded sit up and take notice.

Therefore, what follows are the key issues not withstanding the already documented fact that Melissa Cochran is also Andreeeea Christie as well as a couple of witnesses.

Now in the first of the two photos we see a woman treating Melissa Cochran who isn’t the grey coated journalist posing as a member of the public. Moreover the photo shows Cockran laying on her side with her broken leg laying on top of her other leg.

Have you ever broken your leg? Fucking hurts doesn’t it!

Therefore, Cockran must have been in agony since her leg was so badly damaged that it had to be pinned into a cage. Yet she is laying still and calm despite the fact that she must have been in excruciating agony especially when she turned onto her back when it came to the grey coated journalist’s turn to take over her medical care.

Course, those out to protect the official story will point to the lack of screaming and writhing in agony being due to the shock… Fuck off witcha!

I broke my leg when I came off a scaffold and I experienced all the symptoms of being in shock but none of those symptoms took the fucking pain away I can tell you.

Nevertheless, the journalist bird continued to administer medical help to Smelly Cockran – even after Doctor & The Medics had arrived.

PHOTO: Armed plod arrive yet despite being qualified to treat casualties they are happy to let Jess from-the-press keep on doing what she doing… Something that simply does not happen in real life.

And don’t forget that Jess from-the-press is posing as a member of the public.

In fact she only stopped giving first aid when the fluorescent coated actors were lifting Smelly Cockran onto a stretcher.

Course having seemingly got Smelly onto a stretcher did they put her in an ambulance?

Errrr, no.

Did they wheel Smelly the short distance to St Thomas Hospital then?

Well looking at the photos you would think so… But no, they didn’t take Smelly Cockran to St Tommy’s because as we know from earlier, they wheeled Smelly over to the other side of the road… And of course Jess from-the-press followed.

And when they got to the other side of the road the “hero” medics continued to do medical type stuff on Smelly although fuck knows what there was still to do at that stage… I mean we have already seen Smelly with her patient number 2 card sitting up on the stretcher looking as happy as a simpleton.

Yet even more bizarrely still they kept Smelly Cockran there until 4 pm… An hour and twenty minutes after the fact.

Mind you, I suppose that after being looked after by an army of medical staff some overly worried doctor or other thought it best if the Fly-Boyz took a quick peek at Smelly and as such that would explain the delay in getting her to the hospital.

However, getting back to those two photos of Smelly taken 5 minutes after she had been struck down and which I described as containing a wealth of information.

And in the first of the two we see someone who appears to be Jess from-the-press on the bridge but dressed as the girl looking over the wall to where Kurt Cock is laid out below.

I get confused when I clock that kind of thing you see. In fact I did think that Jess from-the-press may have borrowed the young birds cardigan when she lent her coat and bag to the reporter who Little Tommy Tipee Robinson had a pop at on Victoria Embankment.

But then I thought that was just silly… After all Robinson didn’t give it the big-un until around 4:20 pm.

Therefore its no wonder that Jess from-the-press didn’t get to broadcast until the next day.

I also have a feeling that Jess goes by the name of Laura Morrison on Facebook.

I am of course only speculating though.

Nevertheless, the woman in the off-white woolly hat and sage coloured coat, holding a rolled up umberella, ella, ella, ella is also interesting.

And here is a better snappy snap of her.

You see the thing is, we also see her in the following photo over at the other end of the bridge – the Palace side:

Hat off, glasses on, unroll ya scarf and bobs your uncle… You are someone else.

Not sure if those two in front of her are Siamese Twins though.

But she certainly gets about because she was also up at Abingdon Street by 2:50 pm.

Minus the hat and scarf of course… Mind you it is a good 5 minute walk from the bridge to Great Peter Street (Where she is stood in the photo) so she probably took them off because she got hot or summat.

Now as for the 3rd person – a Korean or Chinese woman – she too was removed fairly quickly from where she was supposedly hit by Masood’s motor, but like Smelly Cockran, she too was just taken over to the other side of the road.

However, even more suspect was the woman who was supposedly with this victim.

I am in fact referring to the woman seen in the photos below wearing a beige coat.

And in the photo below we see the woman whom we shall call Moo Ching over the other side of the road tending to her friend sometime between 3:30 pm and 4 pm.

Mind you, the copper/actor seems to find it all very funny.

Moreover, the bird seen in the above photos with a baby in a carry harness was in no rush to gerrof ‘ome either.

And neither was the young bird the the black & white stripey skirt (seen in the middle photo above).

I mean it isn’t as if she was with anyone who was hurt or anything.

Very strange.

There were also 3 ‘hero‘ plod supposedly hurt:

Three police officers injured in the Westminster attack have been named as PC Kris Aves, PC Roger Smith and PC Bradley Bryant, according to reports.

PC Aves is in a stable condition, but there are other reports he has life-changing injuries.

PC Smith is also said to be in a stable condition following an operation after suffering a leg injury.

PC Bryant suffered minor injuries and has reportedly been released from hospital.

It is reported the three officers, based in Lambeth, South London, were wounded on Westminster Bridge as Khalid Masood – a Muslim convert born Adrian Russell Ajao – drove a car into pedestrians.

PC Palmer, 48, died from injuries he sustained when he confronted Masood as he tried to get into the Palace of Westminster a few moments later.

PC Aves is reported to have undergone hours of surgery on what are described as life-changing injuries, but it is not clear what they are.

His sister Nikki Tapner, 42, told The Sun: I don’t know that much about what’s going on.

All I have been told is he has been hurt but his life is not in danger. My parents are there with him.

PC Roger Smith, in his early 50s, also suffered leg injuries and underwent an operation in hospital, while PC Bradley Bryant was reportedly discharged following treatment for more minor injuries.

The officers had just been to a commendation service at the Met’s new HQ in Cannon Row.

They were crossing the bridge when they were hit by a Hyundai 4×4 being driven by Masood at high speed along the pavement.

One former colleague told the Mirror newspaper: By all accounts the officers were unaware of what was happening until the car was literally on them. It came out nowhere. Source

PC Kris Aves received ten and a half Grand in go-fund-me donations don’t cha know?

PHOTO: Kris Aves

Now as it happens, there are not many photos of Aves to be had – except the kind which are very blurry or in which he has a dodgy eye or summat – but I love the way that they have made him out to be an everyday bloke enjoying a pint down his local… I mean as if the filth have a local!

Unless it is of course its a copper’s ‘local‘ but those are not what you call a local local.

Nevertheless, I came across an interesting story whilst looking for information on Aves (there is a distinct lack of it), about a former professional footballer who became a copper but was given the old tin-tac in December 2016 after testing positive for cocaine:

A FORMER footballer who starred in one of Scotland’s greatest cup upsets is facing the axe as a policeman – after testing positive for cocaine while on duty.

Julian Broddle was part of the Raith Rovers side which stunned Scottish football when they beat Celtic in the 1994 League Cup Final. 

The South Yorkshire PC, who joined the service after almost two decades in the game, could be sacked at a disciplinary hearing next week. 

PC Broddle, whose career highlights include the Hampden penalty shootout, provided a urine sample as part of a random drug test in March.  Source

PHOTO: Julian Broddle

Now it is quite obvious where I am going with this so I will just do the comparison.

As always, I’m not saying it is, I’m not saying it isn’t… I’m just sayin’.

Although I will say that the t-shirt that Aves is wearing in the photo below is quite ironic… Especially given the woeful lack of photos of him on the internet.

PHOTO: Aves is James Bond. Inset: Broddle and Gordon Brown

And of course the trio of coppers had to be heroes just heading back on foot from a bullshit award ceremony given at Scotland Yard although obviously the buffoon, Craig Mackey cannot have been dishing them out… Funny time and day for an award giving too and as for the 3 stooges walking back to their station in Lambeth … Well they can fuck off with that old fanny.

Therefore there can be no surprise that I struggled to find Aves amongst the casualties in the hundreds of photos that I have of the hoax despite his “life changing injuries“… Although I wouldn’t call conning the public out of nearly £10,500 “life changing“… Although it will be if people en-masse cotton on to the monsters and their minions frauds.

A Met Police officer sustained ‘life-changing’ injuries after he was driven into by Westminsterterrorist Kaleed Masood, it emerged today.

PC Kris Aves was walking across the bridge with colleagues PC Roger Smith and PC Bradley Bryant when they were hit by the 4×4.

The 35-year-old father reportedly needed eight hours in surgery and is now expected to survive with life-changing injuries.  Source

Very vague about those life changing injuries… In fact there is very little on the internet about the fraud trio… No follow up from Aves or public thank-you for the money that was donated… Hmmm.

But anyway, the only possible candidate for Aves that I can see amongst the massive photo library that I have accumulated is the fella in the following snappy-snapz:

However, I do know a bit about that Ginger lad which I will let you in on shortly.

And as for the other two coppers who were supposedly with Aves? Well I am not sure which of them the red arrowed fella is in the photo below.

But he looks in a bit of a bad way and he is with the laughing policeman so I will assume that he is PC Roger Smith:

PC Smith sustained leg injuries and underwent an operation while PC Bryant has been discharged after suffering more minor injuries.

Speaking about the officers today, Met Police anti-terror cheif Mark Rowley: ‘Two of our officers who were injured on Westminster Bridge in the attack also remain in hospital and also have sustained significant injuries.’  Source

Let’s have a closer look shall we?

Of course we fucking shall.

So it wasn’t only Smelly Cockran and Moo Ching’s mate who had to hang around for their photos taken.

And as another aside, the fella that I have allocated the number 2 in the above photos later turned up as a foreign tourist giving an interview as to what he [didn’t really] see.

And the uninjured ‘laughing policeman’ was an armed plod earlier on in the day.

Just sayin’.

Mind you, there is never an ambulance around when you need one so the cops and paramedics had to wheel him somewhere… I’m not sure where but they definitely wheeled him somewhere.

I don’t know why the paramedic has Smelly Cockran’s Number 2 attached to his waist though!

And of course we also see Loopy Lopez in the above photos thus confirming the lateness of the hour.

Indeed it is no wonder that Roger Smith found the whole fucking thing hilarious.

And we also see Jess from the press and Moo Ching in that disgusting photo.

Mind you, like all of the photos taken of the fraud, certain aspects were fake and this little off-shoot, photo-shoot was no different.

Nevertheless, I cannot understand why PC Roger Smith wasn’t anywhere to be seen in the two or three films and many photos allegedly made & taken by members of the public walking across the the bridge in the immediate aftermath of the hoax.

And of course the same applies to the third copper, PC Bradley Bryant whom I will assume is the fella in the photo below.

Its coconut number 3… Mind you they have tried to hide the fact that he is a copper… But he is.

Nevertheless you have to wonder why he is on a trolley – albeit he is clearly off his – being as he was barely hurt:

PC Roger Smith, in his early 50s, also suffered leg injuries and underwent an operation in hospital, while PC Bradley Bryant was reportedly discharged following treatment for more minor injuries.

Mind you I think that the Minions used the rest of his jacket to keep Masood’s Hyundai warm.

Just sayin’… Since I am fucked if I know what that is all about. However, I will get to the Hyundai 4×4 all in good time. So for now let’s have a look at how they tried to hide the fact that the fella I am assuming is Bryant was indeed also a plod.

And of course they didn’t put him in an ambulance either. Instead they took him on a mini excursion.

Indeed the stretcher bearers are not even heading in the direction of St Thomas Hospital! Now why would that be?

Mind you, some victims appeared to be proper dying over where that mothers meeting was taking place… The fella in the photo below for example.

PHOTO: Nearly dead.

PHOTO: Nearly better

Strange how the fella in front with the bandage round his bonce in the photo above is also coconut number 3 isn’t it?

That fraudster is called Owen Lambert and what follows is his account of the drama as told by the Chimp:

Pausing for a second here just to ponder whether the lying little shit saw the 4×4 approaching and made like a Bull by charging at the motor. I mean how the fuck else did his head get hit by the wing mirror?

I mean according to the fraudster he never saw Masood’s motor – suggesting that he was hit on the head from behind… By the wing mirror!

And how the fuck did the little gay-boy get his blood all over his mate, Travis Frain – whom I will deal with shortly?

The old fanny then continues:

Well at least the bang on his fucking head improved his hearing… Carry on Bullshitters:

All the hotel guests looked shocked too“? What the fuck is he on about?

And why the fuck were the police guarding his room? More money being fraudulently claimed no doubt. Yet why the fuck was he even in a hospital room as there is clearly fuck all wrong with the lying little cunt… And neither is his “friend” the equally improbably named Mr Van Arrogan who apparently sustained a leg injury and as such had a plaster cast put on his fucking arm.

Who the fuck writes this shit?

Pass me the sick-bag please! Lambert isn’t a student, he must surely be a PR Guru for the emergency services for fucks sake.

And as for that head wound needing gluing? Well as far as I can tell, the only thing that needed gluing is the lying little shit-stains mouth.

Course, if you thought that Lambert’s account of the false fanny was far fetched, just you wait until you read this next lot of shit from his ginger-ninja mate, Travis Frain.

However, before I show you that let me show you some photos of the sick-fuck little toe-rag.

As it happens that could be Owen Lambert seen sat on the pavement in the photo directly above. After all that is the Ginger-Whinger stood looking down at him… In fact I would imagine that the fella stood next to Trappy is the fella who we saw dying on a trolley before making a miraculous recovery.

Yet Trappy-Travis was supposedly the worst of the four college students to be injured, but looking at those photos you do have to question why Travis is seen AN HOUR later laid out on a stretcher.

A cracked rib and injuries to his hand“… Roger that.

I should also mention that the Ginger-Whinger and his “friends” live very close to the Village of the Damned.

Nevertheless, have a read of this old bollox:

“A cracked rib and MINOR injuries to his hand”… Roger that. Now have a read at this old   bollox:


Did you clock his injuries in that last lot of old bollox?

Now read this:

Talk about being taken for a cunt! And do not for one second assume Prince Buggerlugs doesn’t know the truth.

Yet first Trappy has minor injuries consistent with the photos that we saw earlier. We are also told that he rung his ‘mummy’ 40 minutes after the old bollox had happened telling her “not to worry” and that he was “fine“.

PHOTO: Having taken his shoes of the lying little cunt calmly started chatting to people on his mobile phone.

And then the next thing that we know the lying little cunt has all manner of serious injuries requiring surgery and he can’t remember a single fucking thing about the accident!

Fuck me, it’s no wonder he wants to be an MP… The trainee nonce has all the right fucking credentials that is for sure.

And as if the Chimp needed to convince the gullible that Travis’ story is genuine, they published a photo of the little gay-boy stood outside of the Houses of Parliament – which had presumably been taken earlier that day.

Course, the would be journalists at the Chimp are far too unintelligent to notice the glaring contradiction in the photo i.e the 3 armed coppers in the background thus proving what I said at the very start about the plod all being armed at the Palace gates.

Now despite his ginger hair and sticky out ears Travis did in fact immediately make me think of Mason Wells, the crisis actor who claimed to have been caught up in both the Boston Bombing – which was another hoax –  and the Brussels Bollox that took place exactly one year prior to the Westminster bridge fraud.

PHOTO: Mormon, Mason Wells and his pal, Joseph Empey.

And although I am only stating that Travis reminded me of Mason Wells the pair did score 55% on the facial comparison software.

However, despite the fact that they do look half alike I probably would not have brought up the fact had it not been for Mason Wells pal, Joseph Empey.

You see, Empty-Empey (pictured above) who is also a Mormon and was also caught up in the Brussels bombing hoax bears an uncanny resemblance to the Westminster Bridge witness seen in the photo below.

Course, like all of the witnesses interviewed this fella was done so more than once (in different locations with the above interview taking place in the grounds of St Thomas Hospital) and is of course fake as fuck.

I mean according to the Met plod “thousands” of witness statements were taken yet we see the same old witnesses trotting out the same old bullshit time and time again.

Indeed we see the same fella giving another interview in the photo below over the road from St Thomas Hospital.

Yet the fella on the far right taking such interest and recording every word said did exactly the same at the interview the fella gave in the hospital grounds.

Who knows? Perhaps he didn’t hear him the first time. Nevertheless, the more astute of you will have clocked the “running man” from Millbank, recording the interview in the photo of the interview that the fella gave across the road.

Indeed it would surprise me if that was our old mate Bradford with the running man that the reporter is striding passed. You know who I’m talking about? The pair of slugs seen in the photo below taken on Millbank.

Although since the time in the screenshot above was supposedly 3:02 pm they must have been on the bridge prior to being on Millbank… In theory although as I keep reminding you: All of the footage is fake.

Still, the running-man certainly gets about a bit to say that he is supposedly an ordinary member of the public and the area was on lockdown… Not that the lockdown apparently applied to Journalists… Of which the woman in the beige coat is most definitely one.

Nevertheless, there is no escaping the fact that the mush in question giving the interview is a ringer for Joe Empey (photo below):

And after seeing the photos of the fella lurking on the bridge whilst trying to avoid the photographer there can be little doubt that he is helping to coordinate the action.

And watch the red arrowed creepy guy in the screenshots below.

Yet never once does the creepy guy distract the Empty lookalike.

And indeed, I do in fact believe that the fella goes by the name of Gordon Mogg on Facebook.

Once again, I am not stating a fact here, just putting forward possibilities.

And at the time of writing (18/06/17) it seems that the Westminster Bridge Bollox is going to feature in a hospital documentary:

A shocking BBC documentary showing hospital staff realise Westminster killer Khalid Masood has just died on a stretcher is set to be aired next week.

The extraordinary footage, filmed in a London hospital, shows victims being treated and discussing what they remember during the terrorist attack, which took place on March 22. 

Five people died in the rampage, which saw Masood drive at pedestrians on Westminster Bridgebefore fatally stabbing Pc Keith Palmer in the grounds of the Palace of Westminster.

The 52-year-old attacker was then shot by armed police and was the first casualty to arrive at St Mary’s Hospital in Paddington, where he was pronounced dead. Continue Reading

Course, given the opening line of the above Chimp article you just know it is going to be bollox because according to the inquest held on the 29th of March, Masood died at the scene, not on a stretcher at the hospital:

Providing evidence to the inquest Detective Superintendent John Crossley, who is leading the police investigation under Operation Classific, provided an outline of the circumstances that resulted in the four deaths.

As a result of the attack in excess of 35 people were injured. The injuries ranged from cuts and bruises to extensive bone and skull fractures.

Two people, in addition to PC Palmer and the attacker, died at the scene.

Just sayin’.

And talk about being melodramatic:

The Hospital camera crew were just two or three days into recording the new series, which follows the Imperial College Healthcare Trust, when a meeting being filmed at St Mary’s was interrupted by news of the attack.

Staff at the hospital, one of London’s ‘major trauma centres’, are seen quickly putting a major incident plan into place as they prepare to receive the first casualties. 

All non-emergency surgery is cancelled, and doctors must decide which existing patients are well enough to be transferred to another hospital to free up beds.

Dr Alison Sanders, clinical director at Imperial College Healthcare NHS Trust, said: ‘When a major incident happens, within 12 minutes the entire hospital has kicked into a completely different way of working, and obviously, subsequently we’ve had to do that twice more since this programme was made (with the London Bridge attack and the Grenfell Tower fire).

‘It just demonstrates, that’s something that won’t be unique to us, it’s a countrywide ability of the NHS to step up on top of what is already huge pressure.’

She added: ‘We have to do something entirely different with zero notice, and you see everybody just switch into it, and then the following day we have to go back to normal because the work is still building up, the ambulances will still be coming in, as soon as we open the doors again, the floodgates open.’

Indeed that is almost laughable… I mean c’mon, talk about total codswallop:

Staff at the hospital, one of London’s ‘major trauma centres’, are seen quickly putting a major incident plan into place as they prepare to receive the first casualties. 

All non-emergency surgery is cancelled, and doctors must decide which existing patients are well enough to be transferred to another hospital to free up beds.

Dr Alison Sanders, clinical director at Imperial College Healthcare NHS Trust, said: ‘When a major incident happens, within 12 minutes the entire hospital has kicked into a completely different way of working.

What different way of working would that be then? After all, as far as I can make out they had 4 victims to deal with and one of those was dead for fucks sake.

And although one of the victims isn’t shown in the article, two of the three French students who were allegedly hurt are shown on camera – despite there being no evidence of them being present at the scene of the crime.

You couldn’t make that shit up although the fella in the photo directly above also brings memories of Mason Wells flooding back.

PHOTO: Mason Wells in hospital following the Brussels bollox

Nevertheless, returning to the Chinese/Korean woman in the beige coat, Moo Ching whose friend/relative was pretend hurt in the attack… Here have a reminder:

It would seem that she too fancied herself as being somewhat of a doctor. Nevertheless, with the paramedics having dragged the victim over to the other side of the road, she remained there with Moo Ching  until around 4 pm – despite being apparently unconscious throughout.

However, she did at least finally get loaded into an ambulance… Just not one of those nearby.

You see, the victim and Moo Ching also had to go on a walk-about first.

Nevertheless, much more worrying than the hour and twenty minute delay in Moo Ching and her injured friend leaving the bridge is the fact that Moo is one of those crisis actors who double up as a copper… An armed copper in her case.


But anyway, so far the casualty list consists of:

  1. Kurt Cochran
  2. Melissa Cochran
  3. Moo Ching’s friend
  4. Plod, Kris Aves
  5. Plod, Roger Smith
  6. Plod, Bradley Bryant
  7. Student, Travis Frain
  8. Student, Owen Lambert
  9. Student Van the man
  10. Lying Loopy Lopez
  11. Never before seen French Student
  12. Another Never before seen French Student

However, of that dozen we can only place 7 of them in the immediate aftermath film footage and 3 of them (the 3 students) did not look to be hurt at all.

Now the next victim to be found on the bridge is the fella in the photo below.

The bridge is very, very quiet on both sides.

Nevertheless you have to question how the mush got hit in the first place since we know that Masood wasn’t on the pavement at that point because of the sign. Moreover the bridge was crowded with traffic including buses in the bus lane… Not that we can rely on the distance shots showing the traffic on the bridge because as we know, that footage is fake.

Nevertheless, to have been hit by Masood he had to have been stood in the road… A totally bizarre place to stand by anyone’s standards.

Mind you when you see the fella in later shots – and by “later shots” I mean photos taken within 10 minutes of the above photo being taken – he has a totally different cast of characters around him and he appears to have got younger… And he has turned his body around 360 degrees so he can’t have hurt his leg too badly.

Indeed the older of the two playing the “victim” looks like Leslie Rhodes to me (Les Rhodes = Less Roads as in less roads around Westminster), although I had been under the impression that Rhodes was hit as Masood drove into the Palace wall.

Rhodes – for the benefit of those who don’t know – was the last of Masood’s victims to die.

PHOTO: Leslie Rhodes

Mind you, when you read the Telegraph’s description of how he died, you do have to wonder how the fella on the bridge holding his leg can possibly be Les:

The window cleaner smashed his head on the pavement as he was flung into the air by the Masood’s hired Hyundai. Source

Who knows? Perhaps a road and a pavement are the same things these days! Nevertheless I will deal with Les Rhodes now since I have brought his name up.

So let’s start by staying with that Telegraph article which was published on the 24th of March – the day after Rhodes died following the hospital switching off his life support machine.

You see, the newspapers claim that Rhodes died after banging his head on the pavement greatly differs from the OAP’s neighbour, Mr Philip Williams version of events:

Mr Williams said he had been told by neighbours who went to see him before he died that Mr Rhodes was attending the hospital and may have been coming from or going to a bus stop nearby when he was hit.

He said: “I’ve been told he was at the hospital, St Thomas’, and he went by public transport and he was apparently crossing the bridge when this car hit him.

“As I say, I’ve been told he was hit in the midriff. He had many broken bones. Apparently he went into a coma straight away.”

Course, quite obviously the newspaper didn’t feel the need to clarify the situation… Although the fella in the road didn’t go into a coma straight away.

Nevertheless, like all of the dead victims of these hoaxes, the Minions insist on giving the ones they feature their own spin off stories.

I mean Kurt Cockran was on the last day of his holiday when he was killed by Masood. And not just any holiday either – it was the holiday of a lifetime celebrating 25 years of marriage to Happy Smelly Cockran.

Moreover, Andreeeeea Christie was on a romantic holiday with her FIANCE who was bizarrely going to ask her to marry him… And so on, and so on.

And “Lovely” Les was no different. I mean he had spent his life working as a window cleaner with Winston Churchill being one of his customers.

Course, when you know Churchill’s true story I find that fact quite plausible since 75 year old Rhodes had never married and had no children. Moreover, his favourite song was “These are the days of our lives” by Queen… Queen being the favourite of all 75 year olds I would imagine.

Which was nice of them what with old Les not having any family at that point… And just so as not to further fuel rumours of Mr Rhodes’ sexuality I will point out that Chris Carney is in fact Christine Carney:

And straight away I clocked that Carney – like most of the actors in this  pantomime – also pretended to be a witness to the old bollox.

Moreover, the old bird is in all likelihood also the gruesome twosome seen below:

After all, these actors do like to show their versatility.

Course, having known Leslie Rhodes for THIRTY years, he would indeed ‘almost be like family‘ to the Carney’s wouldn’t he?

Nevertheless, the old fanny continues:

He became like family“… No truer word spoken. As you will find out shortly, but for now, old Les had no family:

So Les moved to the block of flats with his mum & dad when he was in his 30’s. And as coincidence would have it, his next door neighbour was Michael Carney whom Les had known since the 1960’s… Roger that… Although that would make it that Carney had known Leslie for at least 50 years despite the fact that his wife has just said that they had known Leslie for 30 years.

Still, what is 20 years between friends? The old bollox then continues:

Mr Williams said Mr Rhodes had grown up in the block of flats he was living in when he was killed“! It kinda makes you wonder if the cunts who write this shit even read what they have written… I mean one minute Rhodes is a 30 odd year old fella moving into a flat with his mum & dad and the next minute he ‘grew up‘ in the very same flat.

Purposely muddying the waters in other words.

Nevertheless, the shit-rag also contradicted their own narrative by stating – via a good friend of Rhodes– that the OAP had no family “since his brother had died ten years ago” before conducting an interview with his sister-in-law:

So Mrs Carney is lying then since Leslie wasn’t dying alone… He had family with him.

Course “Mrs Rhodes” neglects to say how she received the news at around 6 pm on the 22nd of March but we now discover that Leslie’s brother who had previously been dead for a decade only died two years ago.

Worse still – as coincidence would have it once more – Leslie died on what would have been her 60th wedding anniversary… Gosh, isn’t life unkind.

Still, if we assume Leslie’s brother and sister-in-law married at 20 then they would both be 80 years old (Roy 78 yrs old when he died), making Leslie 14 or 15 years old at the time (depending how long Roy and his Mrs were courting before getting married), which in turn makes it right that Leslie would have been a schoolboy when he first met his future sister-in-law.

I also note that Mrs Rhodes description of Leslie’s injury’s are  different to Mr & Mrs Carney’s and the Telegraphs.

Nevertheless, the old fanny continues:

And it immediately becomes clear that Leslie’s sister-in-law hadn’t a fucking Scooby-Doo what Old Les was up to when he died. And of course neither did Mrs Carney make any mention of Mrs Rhodes being present when Leslie died.

Now before I continue, I will just point out that they are direct quotes that the MI 5 controlled Telegraph has used.

So with that in mind let’s have a look at what the Scum newspaper has to say on the matter:

And straight away we learn that Mickey Carney had only known Leslie for 40 years now… Not 30 years as his wife had claimed and not 50 years as Mick-the-dick had claimed in the Telegraph.

Moreover, you can only conclude from the above snippet – given the direct quotes – that Mick Carney couldn’t be arsed to go up the hospital and as such did not witness his daughter fuck about with Leslie’s dead body.

However, the Scum does at least divulge the name of Leslie’s sister-in-law unlike the Telegraph who just referred to her as Mrs Rhodes:

And ‘Audrey’ confirms that her husband Roy Rhodes died two years ago, and not the 10 years reported in the Telegraph.

Course, come the next day and the Carney’s had some new information to tell us about Leslie’s death… The following is from the Express:

Strange how they had only just remembered those details don’t cha think?

Nevertheless, now the good bit. You see, having given the gullible masses enough time to forget all of the above bollox (around a month and a half), the Chimp along with every other national newspaper reported on Leslie’s funeral held on the 5th May 2017… And it doesn’t get more in your face that this breathtaking old fanny which I shall comment on along the way.

There is no photo of ‘Gareth Lloyd’ accompanying the article although from all I have read, Rhodes had to have been run over on the bridge.

Nevertheless, Mr Lloyd – a surgeon at GUY’s hospital – was walking (not driving) to ST THOMAS hospital when he came across Old Leslie… Meaning that Lloyd must have ignored all the other casualties he walked passed.

Kinda makes you wonder why they took Leslie to KING’S College hospital… Albeit not by helicopter.

The article then continues:

You couldn’t make that shit up in a million years!

However, what we now have is Leslie’s sister-in-law, Audrey Rhodes morphing into 72 year old Carol Carney, whose name is nigh on the same as Leslie’s 70 year old neighbour of 30-50 years, Christine Carney.

Moreover, since Leslie died on what would have been his brother’s 60th wedding anniversary his brother must have married a 12 year old.

Still, at least Audrey/Carol knows why Leslie was on the bridge now, yet this next bit is fucking scandalous:

So, Roy Rhodes has now become Brian Rhodes who didn’t die two years ago, or even 10 years ago but did in fact die around 45 years ago. Talk about in ya face!

And why the fuck was Rhodes cremated in Surrey after living his whole life in London?

Mind you, in truth there was no Leslie Rhodes killed in the hoax attack and I would imagine that the face we see reporting to be Rhodes is just a played-about-with mugshot of pipe bomber, Jonathon Taylor

Nevertheless, I think that I can throw some light on Leslie’s new found family.

For instance I imagine that alleged mother & daughter, Corol Carney aged 72 & Amanda Rhodes aged 52 are the same person.

Moreover, Leslie’s cousin Carol Mardon (seen in the photo below with Amanda Rhodes) is probably Rita Beckwith.

And Rita Beckwith is of course the joint owner of City Cruises.

Oh and best that we don’t forget Leslie’s other mate & neighbour, Philip WILLIAMS.


Indeed, WILLIAMS also gave plenty of TV interviews and couldn’t speak highly enough of poor old Les.

However, since Philip WILLIAMS is also David WILLIAMS I should think old Les was turning in his grave.


You see, according to the press David Williams was very good friends with serial killer, Fred West and was later convicted & sent to prison – along with his wife Pauline – for being a paedophile.

And that almost concludes the evidence to suggest that Les Rhodes did not exist… Or at least he wasn’t killed on Westminster Bridge during the government sponsored hoax of the 22nd of March 2017.

We shall however presume that Les is the actor seen holding his leg on the bridge since we have no better candidate for the actor.

And as such, Leslie becomes victim number 13 and coconut number 5 – as in the 5th person to be shown as being injured in the immediate aftermath of the theater production.

I will also point out that the above screenshot is taken from the film footage allegedly shot by former Polish Defence Minister, Radoslaw Sikorski... And if you believe that old fanny you will believe anything.

You see, Radish Coleslaw – or whatever the fuck the Monster Minion’s name is –  is an Oxford educated member of the ‘elite’. Indeed he was a member of the ultra elite Bullingdon Boys Club

And that last fact alone makes anything Coleslaw says total bollox.

PHOTO: Coleslaw’s very flattering Wikipedia photo

Indeed it would not surprise me if Coleslaw also played the Iranian political prisoner, Ahmadreza Djalali in order to crank up the West’s desire to attack Iran.

PHOTO: Ahmadreza Djalali

Certainly I would contend that Coleslaw played the hoax witness Graham Neale.

After all, Coleslaw wouldn’t be the first of those involved in the old bollox to also play the part of a political prisoner. However, more on that later because for now there is still an important bit of information to point out to you which inadvertently got picked up in Coleslaw’s film footage.

What are you talking about Spivey?” I hear you cry.

To which I would answer that I am talking about the couple with a young child trying to look inconspicuous in the drama caught on film by Coleslaw.

Now remember, the film footage that the above screenshot is taken from was allegedly filmed in the immediate aftermath of Masood’s mayhem and as such the time would be 2:40 pm.

However, we later see the couple with the toddler ‘running for their lives‘ off the bridge at around 2:55 pm.

Very strange.

Moreover, the fella looks like the mush we saw earlier who was giving interviews left right and center.

I am pretty sure he is the fella anyway. Certainly he was very cock-sure of himself and in this photo you will notice the running-man lurking as he chats to an Asian reporter who was conveniently on the bridge as Masood did his thing… Or at least very soon after.

And I am sure that you remember the reporter who is asking him questions in the photo.

She is of course the bird who was billed as being a member of the public being evacuated from the Houses of Parliament at around 2:45 pm despite the press stating that no one was allowed out of the Palace for at least 2 hours after Masood had done his thing.

However, I best give you a reminder of her being evacuated:

Not the arrowed bird obviously.

And there can be little doubt that she is being underhand because she is wearing a different scarf to the one she is wearing when she interviews the cocky coloured guy.

However, it is the arrowed bird that I am interested in now. You see she is the same bird as the one wearing the lime-green top, running for her life on the bridge at around 2:55 pm.

Although she looks to have put on a little weight in the 10 minutes or so timeline.

Mind you, none of those photographed on the bridge are innocent.

Take the fella who I have circled in red for instance.

He is also seen in the photo below:


And the woman next to him holding that contraption in her hand, later found a young boy to hold hands with.

A disarmed Moo-Ching also appears to have got in on the act.

The hard-faced cow then dumped the kid a week later and latched onto a fake victim’s wheelchair in order to get her picture in the paper again.

Just sayin’.

And as for that copper who is on the bridge watching the runners, well she is only there to look pretty and pose for a photoshoot.

Busy looking pretty and pointing.

Nevertheless, as I say, Leslie Rhodes becomes our 13th victim which then brings us to victim number 14.

Now this is only a few feet on from where Leslie lies (a very apt word) and again you have to wonder how the fella got hit, what with him being in the bus lane and all that.

The middle aged arrowed woman in the photo isn’t rushing up to help, she is rushing up to take photos… For which the crouching fella is very obliging.

Nevertheless, that middle-aged bird taking photos of the ‘badly hurt’ fella is quickly joined by a younger bird in a denim jacket… This younger bird is also obviously part of the hoax… And bear in mind that the above screenshot comes from footage allegedly filmed literally moments after Masood had passed by.

The gruesome-twosome are then joined by Dani Singer… That’s her jumping into place in the screenshot below.

Indeed she turns up with almost a hop, skip and a jump… Talking about relishing the part.

But who’s Dani Singer I hear you ask.

That’s Dani in the glasses looking at the camera in the photo above… And do note the lack of people on the pavement over the other side of the bridge… I mean the time here has to be at least 2:46 pm because the Ambulance Service said that their first paramedics didn’t get there until then.

So again I find myself asking where are all the pedestrians in the photos like the one above this one?

But I digress… Again. So back to Dani Singer.

Singer is a well known activist – or as she has now proved a turncoat – who is particularly well known by the LBGT brigade.

Course, I have been saying for fucking ages that there are very few people you can trust in the activism game.

However, that interview that Singer gave shown in the 2nd photo down in the above batch is particularly telling.

You see, during the course of that interview a woman walks passed from behind and that woman looks to me very much like Vageena:

Remember Vageena? Of course you do.

Now despite allegedly being filmed in the immediate aftermath of Masood’s passing, the bird who arrived at our number 14 victim – let’s call him Mr Dead – immediately after the middle-aged photographer bird, merely has a cursory glance at Mr Dead before making a hand signal to someone up the way and then dashing off in that direction.

Now you would have thought that the former Polish Politician, Radish Coleslaw would have followed her with his camera but instead he filmed the other way.

Yet even had she by chance been a doctor or nurse making her way to work, she arrived from the left of the screen and whoever it was that was calling or beckoning her did so from the right of the screen… Doesn’t add up does it. I mean even if it was by coincidence someone beckoning her from the right because they knew she was a doctor, old Mr Dead doesn’t look so well so surely her efforts were needed there and not further up the road?

However, like I said, quite how Mr Dead became so badly hurt is a complete mystery.

Because like I said, Masood would not have been on the pavement because of the sign. Moreover, his way would have been hampered and blocked by the buses and traffic and both Rhodes and Mr Dead would have had to have been stood in the road to get knocked over… In front of that traffic!

And as a quick aside, the couple seen cuddling in the photo above these two and in the photo below are worth mentioning. You see I am not sure that the bird being cuddled is not Moo-Ching, who later becomes an armed plod.

But regardless of who it is, whoever the mush was that was doing the filming as he or she walked across the bridge, passed the couple at around 10 seconds in.

And in that last photo look how many people are on the bridge across the road from loves young dream… Now the police are present and by law have to preserve the crime scene yet it seems that the bridge was deserted when Masood did his thing and then 10 minutes later the police allowed hundreds of people to walk onto the crime scene.

Now what follows are the police guidelines for a crime scene:

In order for an officer of the law to establish a crime scene he or she must know what a crime scene is: simply put a crime scene is a location at which a crime has taken place and a location that may yield physical clues as to the nature of the crime and the person or persons responsible for it.

Securing The Scene

Once a police officer has determined the area to be regarded as a crime scene he or she must make it inaccessible to all but authorised personnel such as other police officers, Scenes of Crime Officers (SOCO) and a police doctor – or pathologist.It is important that the integrity of a crime scene is maintained wherever possible so as not to contaminate any evidence that may be available.

Protecting Evidence

If the crime scene is located outside then the officer may find it necessary to place a cloth or waterproof sheeting over anything that he or she might consider to be evidence. It is also important to note at this point that anything can be evidence – from the largest item to the smallest thing such as a cigarette end or piece of tissue. Anything that might look out of place in its current location more often than not is out of place and should be considered to be evidence.

Likewise if the crime scene is outside then the officer should be watching for vehicles moving around and people coming and going; it is after all not uncommon for the perpetrator of a crime to return to the scene to see how events are unfolding.

Protecting The Scene

It is of the utmost importance that members of the public and press are kept at arms length not only to preserve the crime scene but also to keep details of the crime to a minimum; too much information in the public domain can influence the outcome of any police investigation and can also lead to unwanted hoax calls and false confessions.

It is important to mark out footprints and tyre tracks that may have been left by the perpetrator of a crime and doing this can be done with tape or paper if it is available.

The police may also erect tents or tarpaulins to minimise the view of a crime scene to both press and public and also so that a police doctor or pathologist can carry out a cursory examination of a corpse before it is moved for autopsy. It is necessary that a corpse is examined at its current location so that no claims of bruising or post mortem injury can be made.

An officer who is first on the scene is also required to segregate any witnesses to the crime – if there are any – and make sure they are kept away from the media. Officers are also encouraged to make notes of strange smells or fragrances that may not be present at the time when the Scene of Crime Officer arrives.

All of these things are important and can provide vital information for Scene of Crimes Officers when they arrive on the scene. Crime scenes are often the most valuable resource when it comes to evidence and as such should be treated with care and due attention so that any vital clues are preserved and uncontaminated. Source

So, a blatant disregard for the rules then… Just like all of our coppers when it suits… Cunts.

And here are a few more photos of Dani Singer just so as you can see how posed it all is.

And once Dani had done with her photoshoot the directors took advantage of Mr Dead to try and get two casualties out of the one… Have a butchers at the next photo and you will see what i’m on about:

You see, the scene may have appeared to change but it is still Mr Dead.

Therefore our total remains at 14 victims so far, of which we can still only place 9 of them in the immediate aftermath film footage and 3 of them (the 3 students) did not look to be hurt at all.

Moving on and victim number 15 is the improbable Aysha Frade – whose story makes absolutely no sense whatsoever:

So Aysha was off to pick her 2 kids up from school at 2:40 pm – they must finish school very early.

Course when she was thrown in front of a bus which then – given her position on the ground – had to have driven over her with the front and back wheels, her husband, John Frade picked the children up instead… Despite not knowing that his wife had been killed.

So how the fuck did he know to go and collect the children. I mean it would have taken the teachers at least 5 minutes before contacting John Frade once his wife hadn’t shown up and then he would have to have got there, so how did the caller to LBC Radio know that Frade picked his kids up… Although I don’t suppose the DJ bothered to ask.

In fact the caller actually states that Frade collected his kids because he knew that his wife had been involved in “an accident“, which then confuses things even more. For example, how did “James” know that John Frade knew his wife had been in an accident?

Indeed if “James” was picking his own kids up from the school he would have been long gone by the time that John got there.

After all, for Frade to know about his wife, then the police would have had to first ascertain her identity and then trace her husband… Therefore, James has to be lying.

The story then continues:

Hmm, I should also point out that the original story had Frade as a school teacher but I imagine that made it even harder for the script-writers to justify her being on the bridge at that time.

Okay, let’s have a look at her.

And straight away you will notice that she must be related to either Bruce Forsyth or Jimmy Hill what with her abnormally long chin.

However, I did at first think that they had just distorted photos of junior doctor & newly crowned ‘hero’, Colleen Anderson who had apparently abandoned her post at St Thomas Hospital to run onto the bridge to help out there.

And indeed I still wouldn’t rule out the possibility although I have to say that I love the way the press went all out to convince their readers that Anderson was the real deal:

I mean how fucking patronizing is that: “The man I was attending to had a definite tib fib lower displaced fracture, query a right sided shoulder displacement”… She sounds like an episode of “Casualty” to me!

Yet there is no doubt that Anderson was being used as not only eye-candy but also as a propaganda tool for the ailing NHS:

Course the very fact that Anderson confirmed that Aysha Frade – note the usual, unusual tell tale name spelling – died under the wheels of a bus on its own proves that Anderson is an actor, although I will deal with the body under the bus drama shortly.

Nevertheless, with Anderson so proud to be part of the great NHS we will presume that she wasn’t one of the 98% of junior doctors who went on strike in January of this year over pay and working conditions?

The following is a Guardian interview with – as coincidence would have it – a Dr MASOOD:

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Course, for Anderson to abandon her post at the hospital was totally unnecessary and extremely dangerous for her patients yet we are meant to believe that she was one of many who did so… Why did they?

There were plenty of ambulances presumably all crewed by paramedics available.

That many in fact, that they couldn’t fucking fill them… Which kinda makes you wonder what all these available ambulance crews are doing when not attending hoax dramas…. Not that the paramedics did much until the general public had finished having a bash at treating the victims.

Moreover, there was an air ambulance present – which bizarrely wasn’t used – with a crew led by a doctor whom clearly wants to be a celebrity and walks like he has two loaves of bread under his arms.

Course the fact that St Thomas hospital staff deserted their posts and run onto the bridge can be dismissed by the following photo.

I mean why the fuck did they need to take the blankets outside to load them onto trolleys? Was it unbearably hot inside or something? Do London ambulances not have their own blankets?

Course the fake nurse giving out the unneeded blankets also looks like the crying copper that we saw earlier… You know, the one being gently led away TWICE by the older copper who later turned up as a witness to Masoods Mayhem having apparently been in London for a mini-break with his wife.

And just for the record I believe there to be a strong possibility that Dr Colleen Anderson is RT reporter, Laura Smith.

In fact from what we know and have already seen it does appear that these reporters seem to have the knack of being in the right place at the right time… Here, have another one:

Remember her? Friend to the MI5 fella? Of course you do.

Now returning to Aysha Frade and I do believe that she could in fact be Nazanin Ratcliffe… Or at least her photo is.

Indeed, the exact kinda thing that the elite get off on.

Now it would have been impossible for Frade to end up under the bus where she did even if the terapin was travelling at 70MPH because the bus that she was knocked in-front of was stationary – or as near dammit – when Masood’s [ghost] motor passed.

Yet we are supposed to believe that the bus ran over Aysha with its front wheels and then its back ones before coming to a stop?

Have you ever seen someone run over by a bus?

Must be something to do with the British reserve!

And despite it being written into bus drivers contracts that it is a sack-able offence to let passengers on and off anywhere except an official bus-stop the driver of the killer bus apparently had no qualms about the fact.

More like a social club if you ask me… Not that it is easy writing about this shit. Indeed I will never forget my grandad’s dying words: “Fuck a bus”!

Moreover my old man was a bus driver until the accident that killed 6 of his passengers. Indeed he was made the scape-goat at the inquest. I mean talk about going on and on, the Coroner wouldn’t shut up about how my dad should have been behind the wheel instead of upstairs collecting the passengers fares.

Nevertheless, it is obvious from the above photos that there were a lot of mushes in red coats milling around in the immediate aftermath of the terrorist attack.

Am I saying that there is something underhand about men who wear red coats? Yes I am when there is so many of them in such a small area which happens to be in the immediate aftermath of a terrorist attack and some of them are carrying walkie-talkies.

And talking of red coats I wasn’t surprised to see the ‘Busbies’ being trotted out for propaganda photo-shoots in the days following the Masood Madness.

Although it is strange that they are passing the Busby Soldier’s photo off as being taken in connection to the bridge bollox. You see, that is definitely the same soldier in the photo below as we see in the first of the two above – if he isn’t in fact the same ‘soldier’ in both the above:


Yet the photo-blurb on this photo reads thus:

epa05778263 A man on stilts and dressed up as a Queen’s Guard poses for photographs with tourists on Westminster Bridge by the Houses of Parliament in Westminster. London, 08 February 2017. Members of Parliament later will vote on the bill to trigger Article 50 and Britains exit from the EU. EPA/FACUNDO ARRIZABALAGA


Huh, indeed.

Nevertheless, when you take that old bollox into consideration I find it really strange that not one newspaper report out of the hundreds that I have read about the hoax mentions the Busby on the bridge when Masood did his kerb crawling… Yes you did read that right.

I wonder if that film was really taken in February 2017?

Course, either way it is just more piss taking on the part of the British Government, including the currant Prime Mincer… But then again, there is a lot of piss taking going on in the fake old bollox with the full cooperation of the British Government.

I mean, you wont see the following screenshot in many of the aftermath videos.

Isn’t that tantamount to child abuse? Wheeling a small child passed a body laying in the road? In fact I wouldn’t be surprised if the poor little sods ‘parents’ aren’t singing “The Wheels Of The Bus Go Round And Round“.

But just think on. The next time that you find yourself caught up in a terrapin attack whilst out with your babies, make sure that you get a Bacon-Bugger to take over the pushchair duties.

That is their job after all… That and flower carrying of course.

Now, that number 53 bus that squished Aysha Frade carries the registration number YX 16 OHB which is awfully close to the registration number of a number 53 bus that appears in a YouTube video which was uploaded in September 2016. The registration of the bus in the You Tube video is YX 16 OHR… Nowt really strange about that though.

However, what is strange is the fact that the video is shot from a motorcyclist head-cam as he makes his way towards Westminster Bridge only to be turned away by the old bill because the bridge has been closed off on the traffic side heading towards the Palace.

Whats more, exactly why the bridge has been shut off to traffic & pedestrians is never made clear although one of the coppers does tell him that it is to keep the area “sterile“… Something that they were not too particular about 6 months down the line.

Now of course there may be nothing in that but I do find such things very suspicious and as such I thought that I best just mention it.

Mind you, what is definitely suspicious is the traffic on the bridge and we can use photos of the number 53 bus that squished Aysha to give a few good examples.

For instance, take a look at the following photo and notice the bus’ proximity to the bus which had been going the other way.

Now the photo is taken pretty square on although the photographer was positioned slightly more to the right – which makes the background underneath the bridge particularly strange.

I mean quite obviously the more you come to the right the more water you see but don’t forget; that number 53 bus is nigh on half way across the bridge.

See what I mean?

Of course you do.

Now when you look at the above photo closer you notice that the bus on the far side of the bridge looks elongated.

In fact to me it looks as though the bus should end where I have put the yellow arrow yet quite obviously it ends where the red arrow is.

Indeed you do in fact have to question why that bus parked there in the first place.

I mean it isn’t even in the bus lane.

And neither was it anywhere in sight when Masood did his thing.

At just gone 2:45 pm the bus isn’t anywhere to be seen.

Although the above photo had to be taken at around the same time and indeed we can see a bus next to the number 53 which clearly isn’t in the bus lane but is also clearly not the bus in question since the one we see in the photo is an open top version… Mind you, that bus too raises questions since it is clearly red (as opposed to the brown open topped buses that we see parked on the bridge) although it has a very unusual, contrasting blue & white back to it.

There is certainly fuck all there that fits the bill.

I mean there is the red open top bus in the photo above taken when the Busby soldier was walking along the bridge just slightly before 2:45 pm but common sense dictates that cannot be the open top bus in question.

In fact you have to question just where the fuck has the traffic got to and how the fuck did yellow arrowed matey get there from where we see him in the photo below in zero minutes?

And here he is again in the photo below at the same time as we see in the photo above.

Or are we meant to ignore shit like that?

Now, there is one more candidate for that open topped red bus which in reality should be a none starter… But inexplicably appears to be the favourite.

You see the red bus in question is surrounded by traffic and sat in the bus lane… Here have a butchers:

Indeed the traffic really is inconsistent with the evidence. I mean the time in the above photos is 2:46 pm or there abouts but when you look at the traffic from the Parliament Square end you get the following:

And then 5 minutes later the traffic at that end of the bridge disappeared altogether.

So go and figure that one out! Even though the time looks to be 10:15 am.

Now it has to be said that victim number 16 was almost kept hidden to begin with which I would suggest had something to do with her location.

You see, Victim 16 was ever so slightly forward of Aysha Frade.

You can see her in the photo above right up against the bridge wall.

And you can in fact just see the front of the black Fiat Uno in the bottom left hand corner in the above photo… Course there can be little doubt that the photographer-minions have done their best to conceal the location of victim 16 – whom we shall call Fanny Fraud – being as a good quality photo showing both Aysha & Fanny would have made for a very powerful picture to help their propaganda along.

Yet the Minions let the opportunity pass.

Indeed they could have made the fake Muslim bird out to look even more cold hearted had they shown Squished Aysha & Happy Fanny in the same photographs.

Although you can see them in the following photo taken from the air but it doesn’t really cut it like one taken from the ground would have done.

Nevertheless, that takes the victim count to sixteen yet we have still only seen eleven of them in the video footage allegedly taken in the first 10 minutes following the ‘attack’ – with three of those clearly unhurt.

Now on the 24th of June 2017 we finally found out the identity of victim number 17.

PHOTO: Victim Number 17 

His name is Stephen Lockwood and he is being comforted by his wife Cara.

PHOTO: Recovering nicely – Stephen & Cara Lockwood

Now the reason that we know their names is because they too appear in that bollox fly-on-the-wall documentary about day to day life & death at St Mary’s Hospital… The one which saw Masood being treated by St Mary’s staff despite having been pronounced dead at the scene.

Therefore you just know that the Lockwood’s story is going to be just as fake as Masood’s and that of the French students who also took part in the TV play.

The  following are extracts taken from a Chimp article describing the Lockwood’s journey to recovery.

It was a photo which captured the shocking terror of the Westminster Bridge attack.

A woman, crouched over a stricken man, desperately trying to help him while his shoes lay neatly on the pavement beside him.

It was unsure at the time whether the woman was a passerby trying to help, a friend, or a family member.

The Monkey-Kuntz are in fact referring to the photo above showing the Lockwood’s on the bridge.

However, it was never divulged how Lockwood’s plimsolls ended up so neatly placed on the pavement… Although obviously the placing of shoes is symbolic to the Monsters… Carry on you useless apes:

But it was revealed this week in the astonishing BBC series Hospital that the pair were couple Cara and Stephen Lockwood.

They had traveled down from Oxfordshire for a day-trip to celebrate Stephen’s 40th birthday.

Stop with the story’s within stories already:

The couple were walking across Westminster Bridge to hail a taxi. Mrs Lockwood was nervous about using the London Underground because she feared a terror attack.

‘I just see love in it really because in all that chaos and hatred all I can see is my wife looking after me.

‘I feel like I am allowed to say we’ve won. We survived and we’re safe.’

They really are like programmed little robots aren’t they? Although the prick forgot the “they will not divide us” old fanny.

Their harrowing ordeal was captured by a BBC television crew, which just happened to be filming at St Mary’s Hospital in Paddington when victims from the terror attack started to arrive.

Mrs Lockwood escaped with superficial wounds, but Mr Lockwood was left with serious face, chest and leg injuries which required immediate surgery. Cumulatively, they could have been deadly.

Mrs Lockwood spoke in heart-wrenching detail about the ordeal, breaking into tears several times.

She said: ‘What he looked like in the road. He was just covered in blood. It was all over him. Everyone goes through s*** you know. But not this. Not being ploughed down.

PHOTO: Cry-Baby-Cara… I love the fake dimple added to her cheek.

‘It’s really hard when you spend so much time with somebody and they’re taken away from you and you’re suddenly really, really alone.

‘I want him back home. I want to have a Friday night on the sofa with pizza and a beer.’

She’s easily fucking pleased:

Mr Lockwood needed a four hour operation to repair the deep cuts to his leg, as well as his broken tibia and fibula.

If the injury had happened just a decade ago, he would likely have to have had his leg amputated.

Surgeons took a large block of tissue from Mr Lockwood’s good leg and grafted it onto its damaged one in a complex, long-hour operation. 

Surgeon Shehan Hettiarachy, Major Trauma Director at St Mary’s, explained: ‘It’s slightly robbing Peter to pay Paul but we’re hoping the robbery is worth the outcome.

Shehan Hettiarachy“? Are they fucking sure!

Mind you, Malingerer Lockwood’s leg couldn’t have been too bad because in medical terms an hour long operation is fuck all.

PHOTO: Lockwood the Liar taking part in the propaganda pushing documentary

‘He might be walking down the road in six months time and hear a car revving and it may somehow subconsciously flick him back to where he was on the day of the accident.’  

Following the operation he had to be kept on life support for several days. 

And now you just know that it is total, total bollox.

Speaking about the attack Mr Lockwood said: ‘I can remember making the decision to cross the bridge to get to a taxi on the other side, and that’s pretty much it.

‘She [Mrs Lockwood] remembers it and I don’t. So I’ve got the broken body and she’s got the broken mind. But we’re going to deal with it together. 

‘We’re just a happy little unit really. We live our lives like anybody else, we go to work, come home, watch a bit of TV, have a bit of dinner and go to bed. Source

That really isn’t living pal.

Nevertheless, did you clock what the journo-shite said about Big Old Steve’s leg would have been amputated had the attack taken place a decade ago?

would it have been?


He is certainly able to itch his poorly leg and his trousers are in good nick but even so; if Steve says it hurts then that is good enough for me… Twonk!

And as a close to the lying Lockwood’s I would guess that Cara plays at the very least, another one of the many witnesses to the fraud.

Furthermore, she is most definitely Police Constable Dead Palmer’s ‘wife‘.

I should also point out that Palmer’s ‘wife‘ has had a bit of extra cheek added to her photo… Now why would they do that?

Along with the fact that I also suspect Steve the queen of being one of the fraud coordinators who was constantly trying to blend in with the background on the day but still managed to stick out like a sore fucking thumb.

Although I appreciate that isn’t an idea photo of the Greenie, but then again he was trying to blend in with the background – more on Greenie shortly. And I also very, very strongly suspect Steve the Queen of being the invisible cop Kris Aves.


Still, moving on and the next victims along were Travis Cunt and his lying mates and although we have already counted them in our casualty & fatality list it doesn’t hurt to remind you that you have all been taken for proper cunts by the little sods.

And I am not going to count the newbie amongst the injured because he most definitely wasn’t there at the time.

Course, I am sure that you have realised that everyone on the bridge is an actor by now.

For instance:

And there were even foreman actors on the bridge… Like Green Sleeves who I mentioned earlier:

And after a hard days supervising it is back to the hotel for dinner… In this case the Marriott Hotel directly opposite St Thomas Hospital.

At least I assume that is why Green Sleeves ended up there.

Although he could have been visiting some of the “victims” I suppose.

You see, instead of taking the victims across the road to St Thomas hospital, they were instead taken into the Marriott Hotel.

A good example would be the ‘injured’ third copper whose plod regalia kept appearing and then disappearing.

And the Koreans/Chinese also paid the Marriott a visit.

The bird in those photos is of course the inflatable woman:

And it is safe to assume that the Marriott was also the destination of the ‘victims’ in the following photo given their location and the direction that they are heading in.

Although to be frank it is extremely hard to make a case for them being ‘victims’ being as they all came – on foot – from the far side of the bridge.

Indeed it would be funny if it wasn’t so serious.

And in the following photo a paramedic appears to be pointing an overmanned stretcher/trolley in the direction of the Marriott.

Now because of that bald fella’s presence in the photo I am inclined to believe that the mush on the trolley would be the victim that we are assuming was PC Kris Aves… Although quite what the fuck baldy has to do with the pretend copper is anyone’s guess.

Nevertheless, after first checking on the other actors Baldy spent the rest of the photoshoot looking busy by tending to the Aves character… As you can clearly see in the photos below.

What a hero.

However, since those two bottom photos were [allegedly] taken at 2:41 pm (probably the earliest photos taken that are available after Coleslaw’s efforts) and it took 6 minutes for the first paramedics to arrive, quite clearly baldy was tending to the fella until 2:47 pm at the very least… Which in turn makes him a super-hero since he was also up at the other end of the bridge during that period, tending to Leslie Rhodes.

Although to be fair that is Leslie Rhodes MKII in the photo… Leslie Rhodes MKI is in the photo below:

But never fear because I think that I can solve this little riddle… You see, the second Leslie Rhodes (MK2) is from a different batch of photoshops to the first Leslie Rhodes batch.

Hands up if you think that Baldy had sneaked off in the hour & twenty minutes that he was waiting to follow Aves stretcher down to the Marriott?


Here let me show you.

Now first have a butchers at the following photo:

Now you see the arrowed fella?

Well he is in the photo below with Baldy:

And despite the above photo being taken from a different angle, from a different place and at a different time the fella in the cap hasn’t changed one iota from how he is seen in the photo above this one.

Here they are side by side and I have red arrowed a couple of dodgy bits for you. Yet the fella is in exactly the same pose and taken from exactly the same angle.

Indeed the following photo is what you get if you overlay the second photo on to the first… And I have added some transparency to the overlaid photo so as you can see clearer how the fella matches in with himself.

And of course you can also see how clearly fuck all else matches.

And above is the overlay at full transparency… So, in other words the people we see in the photo have just been cut out and stuck on the background… They are not real… They are fake as fuck.

Nevertheless, I have changed my mind about not including the Korean/Chinese inflatable woman in the tally-up and with the other 3 walking Koreans/Chinese that brings our total to 21 victims so far, yet we can only place 12 at the scene and 6 of those appeared to have nothing wrong with them.

We also best include Cara Lockwood despite there being fuck all wrong with her and the Newby who appeared from nowhere and looked to get red trainers out of a bag.

And of course we must not forget the non-existent Andreeeeea Christie and her lying-fuck fiancee, Andrew.

So, with me being so generous our hit list of fatalities & casualties is as follows:

  1. Kurt Cochran
  2. Melissa Cochran
  3. Moo Ching’s friend
  4. Plod, Kris Aves
  5.  Plod, Roger Smith
  6. Plod, Bradley Bryant
  7. Student, Travis Frain
  8.  Student, Owen Lambert
  9.  Student Van the man
  10. Lying Loopy Lopez
  11. Never before seen French Student
  12.  Another Never before seen French Student
  13. Leslie Rhodes
  14. Mr Dead
  15. A walking Korean
  16. as above
  17. as above
  18. The inflatable woman
  19. Fanny Fraud
  20. Aysha Frade
  21. Stephen Lockwood
  22. Cara Lockwood
  23. Andreeea
  24. Lying-Fuck Andrew Burn-Arse

But do think on that only 11 of those appeared to be injured!

Now before moving on from the Aves/Baldy group it is worth mentioning the bird in the beige coat who was also looking after the injured [presumed] plodman.

You see I think that she is also a reporter:

Just speculating of course and whilst I am at it I will mention the lady in the boots who made up the trio around the Aves victim.

She too gets about a bit… As we saw earlier:

Course the photo doesn’t mean much on its own but given what I pointed out about the photo earlier and going on what we know about the fraud, it is another chip off the official story.

Especially as I also suspect the old fella on the far left to be another of the frauds coordinators – seen in the photo below stood on the corner of Whitehall

Moreover, it wouldn’t surprise me if Puss in Boots – seen tending to Aves in the photos above – isn’t the bird in in the photos below.

Okay, moving on and after Aves the pavement looked to be pretty clear.

You can just see Aves spread legs and his boot in the bottom left hand corner of the photo.

Course it all depends on what photos or screenshots you look at since the surroundings seem to change by the second.

I mean the pavement isn’t so clear in this next screenshot.

Indeed we have a bird in pink who along with another mush appears to be – quite bizarrely – either taking photos of the Palace or selfies.

And then when you look at other photos still you get the following:

Fuckin’ amazing!

And Stinky-Pinky is only slightly ahead of this next lot of casualties:

Although like I say, Masood would have had to come off the pavement long before then and the indisputable slow speed that he was really travelling at means that anyone in his way would not have been hoofted that far.

Nevertheless, never let it be said that I do not give the “official” facts chance to prove themselves and as such we will add to our list of fatalities & casualties: Stinky Pinky, the midget victim by those kneeling down, the victim after Lying Lopes (we have already added Lopes to the list) and the very last victim we see in that photo batch.

  1. Kurt Cochran
  2. Melissa Cochran
  3. Moo Ching’s friend
  4. Plod, Kris Aves
  5.  Plod, Roger Smith
  6. Plod, Bradley Bryant
  7. Student, Travis Frain
  8.  Student, Owen Lambert
  9.  Student Van the man
  10. Lying Loopy Lopez
  11. Never before seen French Student
  12.  Another Never before seen French Student
  13. Leslie Rhodes
  14. Mr Dead
  15. A walking Korean
  16. as above
  17. as above
  18. The inflatable woman
  19. Fanny Fraud
  20. Aysha Frade
  21. Stephen Lockwood
  22. Cara Lockwood
  23. Andreeea
  24. Lying-Fuck Andrew Burn-Arse
  25. Stinky-Pinky
  26. The Midget
  27. Unidentified victim
  28. The last on the bridge, Palace side.

That then more or less concludes the victims on the bridge although there is just one more to come.

However, before I tell you about her I want to quickly mention the first Tunisian fraud from a couple of years ago… The one involving the Museum not the even sillier follow-up in the hotel.

You see when the story first broke there were no British victims listed as being hurt or dead. However, the Chimp kept mentioning that there were no Brits involved which I turned into a bit of a running joke which went along the lines of David Cameron doing his bollox because there appeared to be a victim representative of every nation other than ours – giving Cameron little scope for hand-wringing.

Course, a day or two later, Cameron must have been getting on everyone’s tits with his harping on because the Tunisians suddenly plucked two English victims out of thin air… And our final victim – an Australian – appears to have come about in the Westminster hoax in the same fucking way that the English victims came about in Tunisia.

No Australians mentioned there then.

It seems to me that Ms Bashin de Bishop is making the best of a bad lot… I mean how can she effectively terrorise the Australians if none were involved in the Westminster play-act.

Although to be fair – or fair dinkum as they say in Oz – she and her cronies had a good go:

Don’t laugh, its serious… They were very dogged though:

And their persistence finally paid off:

Inches from death“… You really couldn’t make this shit up!  And technically she is German… But Australian enough to allow the Aussie Government to play the “We Are Not Afraid” card.

Mind you, the decision to allow the Australians a piece of the action had obviously only just been decided when that article was rushed out by the press. I mean they haven’t even had time to give her a name yet.

And obviously she will have to have a story within the story concocted… It all takes time don’t cha know?

There ya go… Bit crap though innit?

I mean they could have at least called her Gotta Volkswagen or something like that.

Course having ya foot run over isn’t very serious… Unless it is run over by a steam roller or summat… Which Mrs Volkswagen’s wasn’t obviously.

And as it happens it appears that the Oz-Nobs were also thinking the same about their adopted ‘victim‘… So they jazzed it up a bit:

That’s better… ‘Serious injuries to her foot which needed surgery‘, although she is bleedin’ lucky that they didn’t amputate -which seems to be the norm with these fake victims.

Course, just like Cameron with Tunisia, one victim of the hoax was never going to be enough for Turnbull & Bishop… Yet even in the Monster-Minions fantasy world it would have been a stretch too far to invent another Aussie victim given the number of days that had elapsed by then… Although they could probably have got away with having an Australian’s body wash up on Southend beach – and I use the word “beach” loosely – in that time frame.

But they are not that imaginative.

So what the Minions did is come at it from a different angle… Although given mind to the former Polish politician, Radish Coleslaw’s story it was a long way off being an ‘A+’ for the Minions:

I will tell you what? It is a fucking good job that I’m not sarcastic because the Monkey-Nutz would give me some great material to work with!

She was only steps away from the terror attacks“… Can Sue not work out in feet & inches then? I mean how long is a “step” for fucks sake?

Still, I suppose we best have a butchers at the MP, So Close – or whatever her fucking name is:

Hold up! It’s the same bird as Ness-Quick Ness Beer or whatever her fucking name is, isn’t it?

Their front is unbelievable and you’s lot must love being taken for right cunts to let them get away with it!

Nevertheless that article about So Close continues thus:

And here is a photo of Ness-Quick and her bad toe attending a memorial whatsists:

Shall we have another go-compare?

Of course we fucking shall.

And to give Ness Close some credence, the Minions even knocked up a photo of the old slapper on the bridge:

All those stretchers and ambulances yet they decide to carry her… She must be in agony what with matey using the calf on her broken leg to carry her… Hmmm.

Course you know who she is don’t you?

Of course you fucking do, It’s Fanny Fraud:

Although her foot doesn’t appear squished to me.

And un-funnily enough, the old slapper & her ‘daughter’ were posing as a medical expert and doctor in the chimp a few weeks later, chatting some old shite about hot flushes… Least that is the way I understood it:

They can only get away with it for as long as you let em, don’t cha know.

Nevertheless, that means as we move off of the bridge our fatality & casualty list remains at an extremely generous 28 victims in total.

Say goodbye traitor-scum:

If I had my way they would never see the outside of a prison wall again.

Now after leaving the bridge Masood apparently drove down the two cycle lanes on Bridge Street yet despite these two cycle lanes and the one on the bridge there are no reports of him hitting any cyclists… So the cycle lanes are just taking up much needed road space really.

Nevertheless, Masood being a terrapin – despite not being in contact with ISIS & not on their payroll – must have had a plan… Mustn’t he?

Despite that plan making no fucking sense whatsoever.

I mean if the plan involved using the rented motor – didn’t he want to damage his own car – to knock down as many people as he could before storming parliament it was an awful risky venture.

After all, he could have just started off on his venture only to find a have-a-go-hero lorry or bus driver pull in his way.

Or his tyres could have burst as he mounted the pavement – that they didn’t beggers belief.

You then have to ask yourself why he deliberately wrote the motor off so far away from the Palace gates… I mean he would have been better off –propaganda wise – concentrating on ramming Parliament with the motor than knocking innocent people over before having to sprint a good distance in order to tackle the Palace armed plod… With a fucking knife!

I mean c’mon! ISIS are supposed to be this massive army who can invade and occupy countries at will, who are financed to the tune of millions of Pounds a day via captured oil fields and what have you, yet they cannot even run to the cost of a gun for their operatives… Fuck off witcha.

Yet Masood was willing to pay the ultimate price on an operation that relied on luck!

Again, fuck off witcha.

Indeed it shows just how slow he was going when he rammed the Palace railings by the lack of damage to the pier he hit… Yet why risk serious injury by crashing the motor?

Moreover, why were the armed plod at the gate not ready for him as he came running round the corner? Or did they just ignored the fucking great bang that Masood would have created when he prematurely crashed the 4X4?

Yet it was fucking amazing luck that he was able to get out of the motor at all. I mean 9.99 times out of 10 it would have been impossible to open the motor’s doors following an accident as severe as we are led to believe Masood’s was.

However, in this instance there is no problem opening the front or back doors!

Moreover the direction that the motors front wheels are pointing makes the angle of the crashed Hyundai totally wrong.

Course, if we accept that all the misalignment is a result of the crash then there is more chance of me being able to grow a Mohican than there is of those car doors opening.

Nevertheless, let’s finish the fatalities & casualties list which originally appeared to be just two injured people at the point where Masood crashed the Hyundai.

Now the first of those two was the prostrate victim that we see on your right hand side of the photo found below.

And the second victim is the one that we see in the photo below.

Note the red trainer and the wheel angle. Also ask yourself how all those dents in the wing got there.

And how the fuck did the motor end up so far from the pier?

I mean the damage to the front of the motor isn’t even consistent with that caused by a car hitting and unyielding narrowish structure.

Neither is there any real debris in front of the motor and it is all well and good saying that the glass from the lights etc had all been lost on the bridge yet it has been proved beyond all doubt that Masood was not going anywhere near fast enough to cause the damage and scatter the debris on the bridge that we see in photos, just by hitting human bodies at say 30 MPH maximum.

Course there wouldn’t be any debris because quite, quite clearly the motor was doing nowhere near fast enough to bounce it back that far. And had it rolled back once Masood took the motor out of gear the chances of it stopping with the back wheel half way off the kerb are zilch.

Moreover, whilst the windscreen is kinda consistent with knocking someone over i.e the victim hit the windscreen – given the state of it – it would have flown out when the motor hit the pier.

And unless it was one of those two victims who damaged the windscreen – which common sense should tell you it wasn’t – then how the fuck could Masood have been able to see out in order to negotiate the sign posts and traffic lights as he came off the bridge… Let alone negotiate the curved cycle lane to end up where he did… Total total bollox and shame on you if you lack the intelligence to think for one second that the crash was real.

However, I am getting ahead of myself again so back to Bridge Street, Victim 2 – who is either a bird in a dress/skirt or a fella that has lost his trousers.

And the following is a distraction free repeat of the last photo without my lines or notes on it.

So straight away we are faced with some major anomalies – which you just know are going to get worse.

For instance the good Samaritan is clearly the first to go to the aid of the victims… Indeed the place looks deserted in fact.

Which of course it would do since everybody did a runner when Masood crashed as we saw in the counting-cars video what now seems like months ago to me… Which it would do obviously since it was months ago that I wrote about that video.

All as happy as fucking Larry look with one woman even stopping to turn round and have a chat… Indeed it is easy to see where the “We Are Not Afraid” slogan was devised from… Although they are supposedly running in fear of their lives, from Mad Masood – whom we never see in any photos or film footage leaving the wrecked car and running round to the Palace gates.

How very strange!

Nevertheless, have another happy snappy:

Maybe, maybe not. But nevertheless we know that the time was 2:41 pm when the photo was taken.

And the bird beside him gets about a bit too as well as carrying a spare set of clothes around with her.

And the gormless cow got to stay up late like a big girl.

Still on the fucking phone… These minion-directors really are short on ideas. However, the above photo is a brilliant example of how the minion-photo-editors get so many photoshops out of their work… Let me show you.


However, let’s get back to the immediate aftermath of the Hyundai crashing into the Palace wall. You see the pavement was only deserted to the right of Masood’s motor when he got out to do his final sprint – which was that fucking fast that no cunt could capture him on camera doing so.

Yet we also know that the pavement was chocka-block to the left of Masood’s 4X4.

Looks like a totally different scene from the one a few photos above starring the Good Samaritan in orange doesn’t it?

Yet I cannot even see him/her in the photo above, even though we have only missed Masood getting out of the motor by seconds here.

In fact I seem to remember that when we were counting cars Masood should by rights still have been in the Hyundai at this point.

So therefore you have to wonder where the Good Samaritan in the orange coat fits in. I mean he isn’t seen again next to the motor, outside of the above screenshots which were all taken from the same film footage.

Course Bike-Boy (seen in the above photo) is a different proposition altogether – they can’t get rid of that cunt, yet when the Good Samaritan was filmed Masood MUST have still been in the motor

And indeed another photo taken seconds later is quite revealing.

After all, given their positions around the car they would definitely have been seen in the good Samaritan footage… But they weren’t. Very fucking strange indeed.

Mind you, I have said it before and I will say it again; the old running man gets everywhere doesn’t he… Despite him not being old… But I’m sure you knew what I meant.

Nevertheless, let’s have some more photos.

Now forgive me for harping on here but the Good Samaritan cannot just be dismissed as not being important given the time that the photos in that last batch were taken.

And here is a reminder of the timeline as told by the Metropolitan Police:

So Masood crashed at 14:40:38 and 13 seconds later leaves the motor to go on a mad sprint, making the time 14:40:51 – the exact time that the last photo in the last photo batch was taken.

Therefore in that !3 second window that had people running in terror, the Good Samaritan in orange – we will call he/she Sam for short – got to the car, inspected the victims, ignored Masood trying to pries the door open with a big fuck-off knife (probably) and just as quickly disappeared leaving just enough time for a large crowd to build up to the left of the motor… All in 13 seconds or less.

Now just so as you know, ya know, I haven’t forgotten about the F & C list, but as you will find out shortly, the two victims by the Hyundai are not the last and I am not talking about Earole Plod, Keith Palmer or Masood himself.

Okay, back to where we were and I am sure that you have twigged that the above screenshots are far from kosher.

So let’s investigate further starting with that MI5 Jeep… Indeed the spooks were there that quick that it would seem that they were waiting for the play-act to happen

This is the Jeep in question and the time here would be 2:52 pm. It is seen in the photo above this one parked in the road (Bridge Street) at 2:40 pm, before Masood had even been shot. Furthermore, it did not move from where it was parked in the photo (Parliament Square, opposite the Whitehall junction) until sometime after 5:30 pm

However, exactly what time the Jeep parked on Parliament Square is another matter – although we know that it was blocking Bridge Street by 2:40pm

Nevertheless, take a look at the photo below.

Hmmm. And this one:

Now this screenshot was taken sometime between 2:45 pm and 2:50 pm. And as you can see the Jeep is parked up in front of Churchill’s statue and the red bus sat at the traffic lights (which we also see in the Good Samaritan screenshots) facing Parliament Square is still in place… As it is in fact until approximately 3:10 pm.

Moreover we can also see a red bus facing towards Westminster Bridge which could quite possibly be one of the two that we see in the Good Samaritan screenshots.

Course you need to ask yourself why that red bus sat at the traffic lights, facing Parliament Square was seen there at 2:40 pm (after Masood had crashed but before he was shot) and remained there for the next half hour?

Now Bridge Street is only a short road running from the junction of Parliament Square to Westminster Bridge.

And as you would expect, given its location the short road is usually jam-packed with traffic from end to end – despite there being a distinct lack of traffic on the day in question.

Nevertheless, the following Tweet was posted at 2:45 pm on the day – five minutes after Masood had crashed and four minutes after he was shot.

Now how in the name of fuck does the cunt know that it is a “Terror Attack”?

However, given the excellent punctuation and the fact that he has used the maximum space that you are allowed to Tweet, the actual photo had to have been taken at 2:44 pm, the latest. Furthermore, given the lack of people milling about and the other things we know about the timeline; realistically the photo had to be taken at 2:42 pm, the earliest.

So where is all the traffic?

And as an aside, knowing what we do via the car counting footage, how the fuck was the coach that I have arrowed in the above Tweet, allowed to have come down Abingdon street at that time?

Nevertheless, let’s have a look at some more photos to see if we can make some sense of what is going on with the traffic.

Now I say that the yellow coach is “handy” because we can track a lot by using it as a marker.

More photos please.

The time here is 14:46 and we see the yellow coach has hardly moved in the 6 minutes between the last two photos.

Indeed the traffic is now nose to tail in both directions of Bridge Street.

Now adjacent to the yellow coach is the light blue double decker bus which you will hopefully remember had the Budweiser advert on it (which we looked at whilst we were counting cars).

However, you probably won’t remember the exact time that it moved onto Bridge Street so I will remind you that it was 4 seconds short of 2:43 pm… Which means that it took around 3 minutes to go the short distance from the traffic lights at Parliament Square to the traffic lights at Victoria Embankment (the traffic lights immediately before Westminster Bridge).

And since we can see the front of the Jeep in the photo below we can say with a high degree of certainty that it was still blocking one of the two carriageways leading to Parliament Square at 2:44 – 2:45 pm.

Therefore the route to Parliament Square was sort of blocked since the red bus sat at the traffic lights (route number 159 apparently) was blocking the other carriageway.

Although obviously it would have technically been possible to go around the Jeep and then pull in front of it given the distance between the Jeep and stationary 159 bus… Kinda like the blue car in the photo although the Jeep would have been parked on Parliament Square when that photo was taken – but you get the idea.

However, for some reason known only to themselves – and me – no motors appeared to do the lane hopping maneuver in order to get passed the Jeep which as far as I can see must have partially blocked Bridge Street for at least a minute, maybe even two or three.

Although traffic was secretly going passed, such as the multi-coloured taxi that we saw go passed the Palace Gates and arrive at the top of Abingdon Street at 5 seconds short of 2:43 pm when we were counting cars.

It was actually our Number 16 to be precise.

And here it is again presumably having just turned out of Victoria Embankment into Bridge Street.

Now as it happened, no doubt by sheer coincidence – well a huge doubt actually but nevertheless – the CBeebies cab also made an appearance at the terrapin with a bag full of knives old bollox a couple of months later.

Although, the taxi in the knives drama isn’t quite as gaudy as the taxi in the bridge drama. I mean the patterns match but they are not quite as large… In so much as the roof is gaudy pattern free.

Which of course would explain the overlays that I mentioned when we were car counting.

Nevertheless, once the Jeep moved onto Parliament Square the traffic was seen to be flowing again.

Except it wasn’t really because it is all bollox. In fact you see the motor that looks a bit like the Jeep in the above (also see below)? Well it is meant to look like the Jeep so as to confuse you.

Driven by a plod see. However, whilst it certainly isn’t the Jeep I believe it to be the Audi that pulled alongside the red 159 bus at the traffic lights totally blocking access to Parliament Square via Bridge Street until around 3:10 pm when – like the 159 bus – the Audi fucked off with the rest of the traffic.

Now we know it is all bollox because as the CBeebies taxi turned onto Bridge Street the camera kept rolling catching on video what you see below:

The Yellow Bus and the Budweiser Blue Bus which did not reach that position until 2:46 pm… Four minutes after the CBeebies taxi had passed the Palace gates.

In fact I would imagine that the taxi that you can see in the above screenshot a couple of cars behind the yellow bus is in fact the CBeebies taxi.

Ah, well in that case it must be a different cab advertising the same company” I hear some of you cry. Although those “some of you” will doubtlessly be the stinking arsehole paedo-trolls doing their nonce masters bidding or those clutching at straws because they are too frightened to admit what is blatantly obvious to even those with limited intelligence i.e your government has taken part in an extremely serious crime to bring about your fucking downfall… Whatcha goin’ to do about it?

Fuck all I expect.

Nevertheless, it is quite obviously the same taxi and just a case of all the times have been altered. Because as I say, the drama has been filmed on many different occasions and then edited and spliced together changing whatever needed changing along the way in order to make it all appear continuous.

Indeed all of the traffic that you see belongs to the security services or is hired by the security services… Take a butchers at the following.

Now you don’t need to be a genius to work out that the blue, open top bus followed the yellow bus off Westminster Bridge. The yellow bus then carried on along Bridge Street whilst the blue, open top bus turned right onto Victoria Embankment.

Okay, now take a butchers at these next photos:

Now think back to that [fake] video of the fella driving around Parliament Square supposedly an hour before kick off on the 22nd of March.

Maybe something, maybe not.

However there is a lot more evidence of the security services owning the traffic than just that.

You see above is what the scene looked like at approximately 2:47 pm, after the Jeep had stopped blocking Bridge Street and the big black Audi had pulled up next to the red 159 bus at the traffic lights.

In doing so Parliament Square was completely inaccessible from Bridge Street . I will also point out that in between the [previously unmentioned] white Heyfordian (misspelled, my bad) bus and the yellow bus is a turquoise coloured bin lorry.

And it is also fair to say that the traffic is heavy in each direction.

Which it wasn’t a couple of minutes earlier when the Jeep was blocking the road.

Indeed you can see the white Heyfordian coach and the yellow bus although fuck knows where the bin lorry is.

However, when we see the scene at approximately 2:49 pm (two minutes later) in the above – looking from Westminster Bridge towards Parliament Square – the traffic appears to have gone again from the bumper to bumper traffic that we see at 2:47 pm, to zilch.

PHOTO: Bridge Street appears practically deserted whilst the Jeep driver was surveying the situation.

PHOTO: Once the Jeep had gone the traffic flowed until the Audi (probably the one driven by the copper in the photo) pulled up next to the red 159 bus at the traffic lights.

PHOTO: The 159 bus and black Audi with police driver blocking access to Parliament Square. You can also see the white Heyfordion coach behind the Audi separated by a white car.

Now as I have said, the black Audi and red 159 bus were blocking access to Parliament Square via Bridge Street from at least 2:46 pm until 3:10 pm when all of the remaining traffic on Bridge Street was cleared.

And I will also once again point out that if I appear to be repeating myself that is because this traffic is conclusive evidence of a fraud taking place and as such it is vital that everyone understands the lay of the land.

PHOTO: At 2:57 pm the 159 bus and Audi have been in place for over 10 minutes. You can also see the turquoise bin lorry in this photo (arrowed) sat between the yellow bus and Heyfordion coach.

PHOTO: By 3:05 pm that turquoise bin lorry has gone! How the fuck did it manage that?

Furthermore, you can also see a plodman chatting to the driver of the 159 and the Audi.

However here is another photo which shows the yellow & white coaches with what looks to be the bin lorry going the other way.

The implication being that the bin lorry got fed up with waiting and did a U-turn.

PHOTO: 3:10 pm the 159 bus and black Audi are still stationed at the traffic lights.

However, I am far from finished with talking about the bin lorry but first I need to tell you about a multi-coloured lorry cab with a hiab  (lifting arm) attached and another red double decker that pulled into Bridge Street after the yellow coach.

PHOTO: Yellow arrow points to yellow coach. Blue arrow points to multi-coloured lorry cab. Red arrow points to red bus.

Don’t worry, I have much clearer photos of the lorry cab & bus to show you but the one above allows us to establish a timeline.

However, having said that notice how we can see two faces on Big Ben which seem to show the little hands in slightly different positions.

Nevertheless, the red bus which is sitting at the traffic lights on the bridge pulls directly behind the lorry cab with the time still showing as 2:50 pm.

Strange how the Shard tower looks to be drawn in on all these screenshots… However, knowing now what we do it is a distinct possibility that the building is drawn in because the footage could even have been shot before the Shard was built.

But all the same, the lorry cab must have come from Victoria Embankment in the “official” story since it isn’t in any of the earlier bridge photos… Although it is most strange that we do not see any traffic snarl up at the junction giving mind to the fact that 10 minutes has now passed since Masood did his thing.

Nevertheless, we can say without any uncertainty whatsoever that going on the official version of events that the double decker was directly behind the Multi-coloured lorry cab at 2:50 pm.

Okay, so to recap, by 2:50 pm, in running order from the Whitehall junction traffic lights back to the Westminster Bridge junction traffic lights we have:

  • the black Audi (with the 159 bus next to it),
  • an unidentified white car,
  • the white Heyfordian coach,
  • the turquoise dustbin lorry (which later appeared to have done a U-turn),
  • the yellow coach,
  • around five unidentified cars (one of which must be the multi-coloured taxi),
  • the multi-coloured lorry cab with lifting arm
  • the double decker bus directly behind the lorry cab

Moreover, the black Audi had been blocking the turn-left lane since 2:46 at the very, very latest. Before that the Jeep was blocking that same lane for at least two minutes from 2:40 pm at the very latest (before Masood was even shot) and the turning-left into the Whitehall lane had been blocked since at least 2:40 pm by the red 159 bus.

Are we all agreed?

Of course we fucking are.

Likewise we know that the two other lanes on Bridge Street, going the opposite way – the pavement side, turn left into Victoria Embankment lane and the inner, straight ahead across Westminster Bridge lane – were choc-a-bloc too hence it taking the light blue double decker, Budweiser bus 10 minutes to cover the short distance.

Therefore, the following photo taken shortly after 2:50 pm is very strange.

So where did the red double decker bus go in the top photo.

Likewise, where did it go a bit later on (see photo below).

Or is it a secret?

Now, that white car I mentioned in the last batch of photos which I thought might be a Merc could possibly be the one in the photo below.

Course, there is so much going on in this photo that it is hard to know where to begin. Nevertheless, the time will be about 2:52 pm. We know this because the two armed coppers running down the road are doing so to protect the air ambulance that is about to land.

Although I am fucked if i know why the helicopter needed an armed guard… And not just those two Herbert’s either.

Nevertheless, there are no doubts in my mind that the scruffy bastard plod is an actor.

You see, here he is again giving it with the shouting and pointing outside the Palace Gates while the large number of people milling about look on bemused.

Course they would do since he is sending them in the direction of the crash. It is also strange that the people are coming from the direction of St Margaret’s Church/Broad Sanctuary – a place of safety.

Stranger still is the timing since we know from the counting cars exercise that the first plod motor didn’t arrive outside of the Palace Gates until 14:42:26 – around a minute after Masood had been shot dead.

Yet at that time there was hardly anyone milling about outside of the Palace Gates. However, strangest of all is the police car seen arriving in the photo.

Which is actually two police cars arriving and you will remember that the first two police motors seen going down Abingdon Street after that first Plod Motor had arrived was the aborted journey made by the Plod-Focus & Plod Transit… Neither of which are those two plod motors arriving.

Indeed the first two plod motors to arrive from that direction after the initial plod BMW 4×4 were the two plod BMW’s at 14:45:01 (see photo below)

Not that the two arriving motors in the new film footage look particularly like BMW 4×4’s.

They do however look a bit like disguised taxi’s.

Course we do know that at 14:45:13 (twelve seconds after the 2 plod BMW’s were seen racing down Abingdon Street) an open topped brown bus was seen in the same place going in the opposite direction.

And that bus had to have been the one that we see in the photo below:

Which would sort of be feasible for the scruffy-arsed copper to be outside the gates at that time (despite the gates appearing to be open in the scruffy basrtard screenshots). And there are a lot of people milling around Parliament Square in the photo although it is bizarre that he is sending them towards the danger zone and allowing them to contaminate a crime-scene in the process.

After all, that area would definitely be part of the crime scene.

Yet the two arrowed cars HAVE to be the two cars in question so fuck knows where everybody went.

Nevertheless, if we can agree that the time is 2:45 pm in those screenshots, the scruffy bastard must then have abandoned his post outside the gates and gone for a wander up by Westminster Bridge because we see him running back towards Parliament Square with the older armed plod at around 2:50 pm.

Quite why they were running is anyone’s guess as they got to Parliament Square in plenty of time.

And yes that most certainly is them in all of the above photos.

However, they didn’t stay as partners for very long after having an argument over where to have their next photo-shoot. I mean that the old man wanted it to take place by the roadworks near George Street…

Whereas the scruffy-fuck wasn’t happy with that idea being as there was little scope for his tippy-toe, arm pointing pose.

Something that the pretty copper doing the rounds posing, was happy to help the scruffy bastard with.

Mind you, the scruffy cunt is not what he seems.

All the tech & software at their disposal and the cretin minions still can’t do a decent fucking job.

The lesson there is always stick with what you are good at… The blanket nurse certainly does.

Nevertheless, let’s get back to that Merc photo.

And as you know I also suspect the flash motor of being the one waiting to go onto the bridge in front of the silver Hyundai.

But how could that be as we have already established that the traffic is gridlocked and when the above photo was taken the Black Audi WOULD HAVE without doubt been sat at the traffic lights next to the 159 bus in front of the Merc.

So the question is: Is that the Merc behind the Audi and directly in front of the Heyfordian coach?

I mean if it isn’t then where the fuck did it go?

If it is then where the fuck did the motor behind it go (see photo below)?

I mean that certainly isn’t the Heyfordian coach behind it.

And just when you thought that was really confusing you get the following photo.

And that certainly isn’t the white Merc in front of the Heyfordian coach, which in fact appears to be in the same lane as the 159 red double decker bus… In fact the motor in front of the white coach looks a lot like a grey Hyundai 4×4… Just sayin’.

Neither is the yellow coach directly behind the Heyfordian coach although we do see the turquoise bin lorry.

Also take notice of the blue Subaru coming the other way and the white truck with pipes or something on the back, seen in the far right of the photo.

How is that for a head fuck? The posh Merc is now a taxi coming from the other way and the blue Subaru is where the black Audi should be!

And why is the bus driver wearing gloves like the armed plod wear?

However, before I elaborate further on the traffic layout, let’s go back to the Merc photos with the two armed plods.

Now it is blatantly obvious that the Biker-Boy is signalling to someone. You can follow the signalling in the next batch of photos.

As for the fella who arrived very early on or should I say, “Re-Cycle Mush” – Fuck me, I’m funny – well Gord knows what he is trying to do in front of the Hyundai.

But anyway, here is that aforementioned photo-batch:

Course those screenshots confuse things further because like I say, the Audi should already be at the traffic lights at that stage yet in the screenshots we see the ambulance motor arriving.

Yet it is already there in the above photo before the Audi (if indeed it is the Audi) reaches the traffic lights.

And in this shot we see the Audi sat at the lights but no ambulance motor.

And here we see the Audi sitting at the lights with either a police or NHS motor facing the same way… So how did the latter get passed the ambulance motor?

We also need to look at Cycle-Boy who arrived just as Masood stacked his rented Hyundai.

I mean what the fuck is he doing there and where has the body gone?

Is he pretending to be a body himself now?

I mean my eyesight isn’t what it was but I cannot for the life of me see a body there! So who are the two in the photo above this one treating?

In this one Cycle boy appears to be sitting in the engine yet in reality he must be standing on any victim on the ground in front of the motor.

And the victim to the passenger side of the motor… Is he the victim that we saw orange coat man looking at?

He has certainly shifted some if it is!

And the actor is proper hamming it up.

Although fair play to Cycle Boy, he certainly got stuck into helping the victims before becoming one.

Then again, perhaps he didn’t.

Course he could have been looking for more victims under the motor rather than pretending to become one.

I mean he certainly looks to be looking… And it is nice to see that the bushes have vanished from behind the railings now.

Yes he is definitely looking for more victims and indeed he must have found some and is pushing them out from under the motor with his foot.

Fuck me he found loads including the giant… Well done bi-cycle boy.

And I see that Paramedic Car didn’t move once it arrived which must have made it really, really hard for the other EMS vehicles when the coaches and what-nots were bumper to bumper.

Nevertheless, Bi-Cycle-Boy must have found that many kicking about under the Hyundai that they were still carting away bodies at 3:20 pm when the Fly-Boys decided to leave the Palace yard to go and have a mooch about.

You couldn’t make this shit up!

However, you will be pleased to know that we can now conclude the fatalities & casualties list.

So if we carry on in the same generous allowance way that we have compiled the list thus far; shall we allow four victims in this area?

Yes we shall and of course we have Masood himself to add as well as Ear’ole Palmer.

That then leaves our finished list as follows:

  1. Kurt Cochran
  2. Melissa Cochran
  3. Moo Ching’s friend
  4. Plod, Kris Aves
  5.  Plod, Roger Smith
  6. Plod, Bradley Bryant
  7. Student, Travis Frain
  8.  Student, Owen Lambert
  9.  Student Van the man
  10. Lying Loopy Lopez
  11. Never before seen French Student
  12.  Another Never before seen French Student
  13. Leslie Rhodes
  14. Mr Dead
  15. A walking Korean
  16. as above
  17. as above
  18. The inflatable woman
  19. Fanny Fraud
  20. Aysha Frade
  21. Stephen Lockwood
  22. Cara Lockwood
  23. Andreeea
  24. Lying-Fuck Andrew Burn-Arse
  25. Stinky-Pinky
  26. The Midget
  27. Unidentified victim
  28. The last on the bridge, Palace side.
  29. The Aussie Fraud
  30. 1st by Masood’s Motor
  31. 2nd by Masood’s Motor
  32. 3rd by Masood’s Motor
  33. 4th by Masood’s motor
  34. Masood
  35. Ear’ole Palmer

So being as generous as we have, our total comes to 6 dead and 29 injured – although we know there are nowhere near that number – so you really do have to question where the other 20 injured come from since the official tally is 6 dead and 49 injured

Perhaps the government could clarify the matter.

I have however found Orange-Coat man you will be pleased to know.

And he must have been no help to the victims whatsoever and as such fucked off as quickly as he came because he is seen in the following photo walking back towards the bridge minutes after the attack had happened.

PHOTO: Orange-Coat-Man on Bridge Street at around 2:45 pm possibly stood next to the Running-Man.

Moreover, it quickly becomes obvious that Orange-Coat-Man knows Green-Sack-Man.

PHOTO: Green-Sack-Man seen with the Woman-From-Atlantis AKA Andreeeeea Christie after she was pulled from the Thames and dumped on the Embankment at approximately 3:50 pm

PHOTO: Green-Sack-Man on Bridge Street at approximately 2:45 pm

PHOTO: Bridge Street approximately 2:45 pm

PHOTO: Green-Sack-Man and Orange-Coat-Man on Bridge Street at approximately 2:45 pm

And with that being the case there can be little surprise that Orange-Coat-Man was right beside Green-Sack-Man an hour or so later when it came to saving the life of the waterlogged Andreeeea.

Imagine that!

And the “Fat 1” also seen in the above photo tends to get about a bit too.

And I am pretty sure that Fatty also appeared as a witness to the Grenfell tower block old bollox.

Birds of a feather and all that shit springs to mind.

Nevertheless, let’s get back on to the traffic on Bridge Street where we were talking about the posh white Merc that doubles as a taxi.

And in the following photo batch we again see a white car that could possibly be the Merc which appears to be either blocking the road into Parliament Square or it has driven out of the cycle lanes on Bridge Street.

Now whereas it is impossible to tell if that is the Merc or not the fact that it is where it is in the road is suspicious because the white VW estate car and white van in front of that have just moved off and turned into Parliament Square.

Moreover, the black Audi isn’t sat at the traffic lights.

But that is not the end of it. You see in the screenshot below we see the Bike-Boy riding up the Bridge Street cycle lane from Parliament Square.

That’s him with the white arrow (which wasn’t my doing). We can also see the white van (sat in front of the VW Estate car) which is sat at the lights, although there looks to be a car sat in front of it too.

And despite the poor quality film it is quite obvious that there are not many people about… Which is very strange indeed.

Now let me explain why. You see the screenshot below is the opening to video footage of the crashed Hyundai.

And the screenshot below is when the third gunshot rings out signaling the shooting of Masood.

That means the time in the above screenshot is exactly 14:41:30.

Therefore the video footage starts at 14:41:20 – being as 10 seconds has passed from the start of the video to the 3rd shot ringing out.

Now according to Masood left the crashed motor at 14:40:51:

The Metropolitan Police Service (MPS) has released specific timings of Masood’s murderous spree, showing he took just 30 seconds from mounting the pavement on the bridge to crashing into the perimeter fence at Parliament and fatally stabbing unarmed PC Palmer.

The MPS revealed that Masood’s attack, in which he drove across Westminster Bridge before crashing and running into the Houses of Parliament, lasted just 82 seconds in total. 

The attack started at 14.40:08 when he mounted the northbound pavement on the bridge. At 14.40.38 he crashed into the perimeter fence and 13 seconds later at 14.40.51 exited his vehicle and began running towards the entry gates.

At 14.40.59, the first 999 call was made to the police. The atrocity ended when he was shot at 14.41:30.

If we then go to a version of the counting cars video at 14:41:30 – presumably when the 3rd shot was fired – we see the scene in the screenshot below:

Therefore, when the video started the time must have been 14:41:16 with the scene being the one we see below:

Which would be 25 seconds after Masood had left his motor and as such he must have already run past those waiting to run across the road in an awful panic… Although obviously we have seen them laughing and joking, but to be fair I really am trying to give the official version of events a chance to work.

Nevertheless, with Masood already out of sight you have to wonder:

  1. Why is no one looking in the direction of the Palace gates?
  2. Why did they run in panic instead of going back to gawp at the casualties?

You then have to ask why all those terrified bystanders are nowhere to be seen in the following screenshot?

Least I don’t think they are although if that was the best quality camera that someone had then you would stamp on the fucking thing… Although obviously the reason for such crap quality film is to hide the real truth.

Nevertheless, if that was the Merc that we saw blocking Parliament Square or used the cycle lanes to beat the traffic queue then how come we see it in the following photo?

And it makes even less sense still when we see it going the other way disguised as a taxi (See photo below).

And then you have the Subaru – least I think that is the make of the motor, but we will call it a Subaru even if it is not.

I mean without doubt the Black Audi should have been parked where the Subaru is by that time. And since the traffic was too heavy to allow the Merc to go around Parliament Square, did the Merc do a U-turn at the traffic lights?

After all, the Merc was in the turn left lane meaning that once it was through the traffic lights we shouldn’t have seen it again… Yet we never picked it up on the counting cars video either which means that it must have done a U-turn.

Course, that makes no sense being a taxi as the driver would want to be out of the traffic chaos ASAP, which would have involved going up Abingdon Street.

Therefore the only possible conclusion is that the Merc was part of the controlled scenario.

Which is also true for the Blue Subaru… And all the other traffic.

Now have a look at the following pictures which are in no particular order, sincet would take someone a lot cleverer than me to show them as such.

Check out the motorbike next to the Subaru… The rider looks as if he is going to do a left.

They have a chat as the Subaru pulls away. I’m not sure if that is Frankenstein’s Monster there with the crowd.

The Biker sits for a moment.

And then turns right, but you don’t see the Subaru at all in the film footage that this last screenshot was taken from.

You can also see the Subaru and others doing a U-Turn in this next batch.

Now taking a pause here to point something out about the timeline. And for me to do that you need to have a butchers at this next screenshot.

Okay, yellow circled in the above are the two plod (one scruffy, one old) who we spoke about earlier and the two plod motors that have just arrived.

PHOTO: The two plod who are yellow circled in the photo above this one.

Now we know that these two plods arrived from Bridge Street to greet the air-ambulance.

PHOTOS: The 2 plod arrive via Bridge Street to protect the helicopter.

Yet at no time do we see the white Merc do a U-turn at the lights in the photos above.

Moreover, I have yellow circled the two plod motors arriving outside the Palace gates in the same screenshot (four photos up) as I have yellow circled the two plod.

Yet when those two plod motors were arriving the younger of the two plod was busy doing his pointing outside of the Palace gates… So how can he be in two places at once?

Answer: He can’t. They are all just photoshops. For example:

Indeed with the right software it isn’t hard to take people from one photo and plonk them into another.


Although I am not sure that she didn’t show up in the other fake London bridge bollox:

I should also point out that the Batman photo isn’t my own doing and I am not trying to pass it off as my own work.

However, there is a lot of that kind of shit taking place in this Westminster drama. The photo below for instance.

You just need to look out for the tell tale signs like the square cut on the plods hat. In fact I don’t think that they have even bothered plonking a sky into the above photo.

But why? As in why would there be the need to photoshop?

Moreover the other copper is ‘spell casting‘ – least that is what I call it and it certainly plays a big part in the monsters photos as anyone familiar with my work will already know.

Nevertheless, straight lines are always a factor to look out for.

And then there are photos like the following:

In fact try find those dormers on the Palace because I am fucked if I can!

Just more made up nonsense.

Indeed nothing demonstrates this better than the following screenshots taken from what was supposedly ‘live’ footage:

Nevertheless, to bring these strange goings-on with the traffic on Bridge Street to an end, here is another photo batch.

Now I think before I do Masood’s motor I will slot the builders in first. That will give the Westminster fraud, cheering ladies something to cheer about.

There really isn’t a lot of hope for the human race.

Nevertheless, the builders in question sneaked out of the Palace as the SAS (serious attention seekers) went in.

Strange that the plod are paying no attention to the ‘workmen’ whatsoever… Almost like they were expecting them!

After all, the plod haven’t been shy at coming forward in this drama have they?

And of course with those workmen leaving and the people that we saw earlier fleeing in terror from parliament; realistically it makes a mockery of all those brave MP’s being locked in the Palace until 8 pm (depending on what report you read).

Especially since the Palace is connected to Portcullis House by a tunnel. Therefore all of those most ‘honourable‘ MP’s who claim to have been in lockdown are nothing other than lying toe-rags who need prosecuting and sending to prison for a long, long time:

MPs were locked in the House of Commons for more than four hours and business suspended after a terror attack in Westminster.

Five people have died and 40 others have been injured after a knifeman mowed down pedestrians before fatally stabbing a police officer. The attacker was shot dead by armed police.

Earlier Deputy Speaker Lindsay Hoyle halted the sitting of the House and told MPs, who had just been called to vote on a piece of legislation, to remain in the chamber as details of the incident filtered through.

A number of Northern Ireland MPs were caught up in the unfolding incident and were brought to safety as Parliament Buildings and the surrounding area was locked down.

After almost five hours MPs were allowed to leave the Commons chamber.

Hundreds were brought to Westminster Hall to be processed, including UUP MP Fermanagh South Tyrone Tom Elliott.

“We’ve been moved to Westminster Hall, there must be well over 1,000 people packed into Westminster Hall, and up the staircases,” he told UTV.

“Some of the other Parliament buildings have just got permission for people to leave but in the Palace of Westminster we are still here.

“It’s shocking scenes and we’ve just been told the investigation is very active and that’s why we’re being held here, all the offices and rooms in the building are currently being searched, there’s quite an intensive security operation in place, we are being told we will not get leaving until people that are here are identified.” Source


Oh, and as regards to the SAS it appears that I was wrong when I stated earlier that they must have run up Victoria Embankment from the Met HQ to arrive 20 minutes too late for their photoshoot.


You see, it would seem that they drove to the drama.

Okay, let’s do Masood and his [hired] motor… Or at least let’s do that which we haven’t done already.

Now Masood wasn’t really there hence there is no video footage of him… Indeed he was nothing more than a created persona with the now common back-story i.e “came from a good family” then “turned to drugs” followed by “radishilisation in the nick“; giving out the message that anyone is terrorist material codswallop… That is him done then.

Course, we have already briefly looked at his made-up bird, Jane Harvey – a successful business woman, blah, blah, blah bullshit.

And as I stated, Harvey was also the ‘American Tourist’ Staci (weird spelling) Martin who had her photo taken with PC Dead Palmer less than an hour before he was murdered… Allegedly:

And indeed I would imagine that the following photo is of Staci/Jane in Brussels following the fraud attack that took place there, a year to the day prior to this Westminster bollox.

And who do the following pair of actors remind you of seen in the photo below taken in the aftermath of the fake Paris attack?

Answers on a post card to the usual.

However, since all the photos of Palmer taken at the Palace gates are faked you shouldn’t be surprised that the piss-taking monster minions would add Jane Harvey to one of those fakes… Not that the minion’s tried too hard when they were knocking up the fraud snappy-snapz:

I mean to say, they could have at least tried to get the background correct!

And I also have to say that to me, Jane Harvey also looks very much like ‘runaway mum‘, Samantha Baldwin whose photos which appeared in the press had certainly been tampered with – especially around the mouth and teeth… Why would they do that?

PHOTO: Sam Baldwin – whose top teeth and top lip have been inexplicably altered – has the usual Go-Fucking-Fund-Me page set up.

All news is faked or sexed up news I am sorry to have to tell all you doubting Thomas’.

Nevertheless, since Masood never existed other than on paper and in a few dodgy photos it is safe to say that neither did his two daughters – one of whom is supposedly a strict Muslim and as such could look like Attila the Hun for all we know, whilst the other looks like she would get her bap’s out at the drop of a hat.

Indeed she looks like any other 10 bob model and could quite easily just be a reworking of Myleen Klass.

Just sayin’.

Indeed, there can be little doubt that the Masood’s are as fake as the Witlesses who vouch for them. Mind you, I had to fucking laugh when the press stated that Ma Masood lives a frugal life in the wilderness that is Wales, and earns a few bob by selling homemade cushions and what-nots on line.

PHOTO: An example of Ma Masood’s handy work

Look at it for fucks sake! My daughter was bringing better home from second year school needle class work.

I mean imagine having that shite as your living room show-piece.

Moreover, let’s not forget the dozen or so people who were allegedly arrested at gun point on the night of the 22nd of  March following the Masood Mayhem. Yet not a single charge arose from those alleged arrests… Not one.

Now just think about that for a moment and then consider this: Armed police do not arrest someone at gunpoint for suspected terrapinism offences in the middle of the night and not carry out a thorough house search.

Therefore the half-baked idiots didn’t find so much as an Anjem Choudary pin-up poster, yet potentially upwards of a dozen people will have been traumatized by the block-heads for absolutely fuck all.

And of course, those dozen or so people – if any arrests were really carried out – will have been innocent people who have upset some self-important nonce along the way… I do know from experience what the State is like.

However, like I say I would be very cautious of these ‘arrests’ since the images of them taking place are photoshopped.

Can ya see what’s wrong with it… Apart from his funny looking ‘bang-bang’ of course?

He’s pegged to the fucking clothes line the dozey twonk!

Indeed once again it would be funny if it wasn’t so serious.

Okay, lets do the motor – A Hyundai 4×4 registration number: EX 66 RNO (allegedly)

Now I am 99.9% certain that what the production team did was have a 4×4 (most likely a Hyundai, but by no means a certainty) pull onto the pavement. Photographs were then taken from every conceivable direction and these photos formed a template for the position of the motor.

PHOTO: Probably the motor used as a template

After that some of the original photos were used with the damage to the front either photoshopped in or the lack of damage was hidden via means of having the car doors open… Or other such devious methods.

PHOTO: The damage – or lack of it – is hidden by the open door with just a tad of photoshopping added to form a false, battered bonnet.

PHOTO: Again the car door is used to hide the lack of damage although there is a lot more photoshopping going on in this photo… Not least the difference in height in relation to the car roof and the two fellas.

I  mean granted the fella nearer to the camera is stood in the road but that is only a 6 inch maximum drop from the height of the pavement.

Hyundai’s also appear to have the smallest airbags in the world.

However, another big give-a-way is the rear side window in relation to the windscreen.

Other photos have a damaged front photoshopped on to the original motor or a motor photoshopped in to place.

Total, total bollox.

Now I am not going to do all of the anomalies that crop up with the motor itself because there are far too many so here are a couple more and then I will prove to you that the motor wasn’t there except for its photoshoot.

I mean if you reversed that motor and compared it to the SAS’s BMW there isn’t much difference.

Indeed I can tell just by looking that the SAS BMW would overlay perfectly on the “Hyundai” as would the bonnet of the SAS motor in front of it (red arrowed).

And certainly the wheels look a better match!

Shall we do an overlay?

Of course we fucking shall:

Now as one of the worlds ‘good-guys’ risking everything to highlight the danger we are in, to my way of thinking and sense of fair play, that discovery alone is worthy of a quid. And if every person in the world sent me a quid I would be a multi-billionaire instead of stressing over how long I can keep a roof over my head… Just fuckin’ sayin’.

Indeed I would also suggest that the Hyundai in the photo below also plays a part in the fraud.

Do you see the arch in the bottom two comparisons? Do you see the bonnets in the top comparison photo? It is not Rocket Salad, really it isn’t.

But nevertheless, it is in fact not unfair to say that the Minions were once again taunting us by dropping actual Grey Hyundai 4×4’s into photos of the fraud.

PHOTO: Grey Hyundai 4×4 turning in to Bridge Street.

It wouldn’t be ‘that’ Hyundai 4×4 though… Would it?

Quite possibly, I mean why would it have been photoshopped into the image if not to taunt us?

See? Photoshopped… Now why would they do that?

And at a quick glance the reg reads FBI.

Furthermore, if they were not taunting us with Hyundai 4×4’s then they were taunting us with motors that looked very similar.

However, for now, look closely at the following 3 photos which were taken in the space of 8 seconds.

Did you clock the anomaly?

Well done if you did and it is a fucking good job that I am here if you didn’t.

And just for those of the latter, take a look at the following 3 screenshots which are cropped versions of the above.

And that is because the Hyundai isn’t really there.

How do I know?

Well for starters the Hyundai hit the 6th concrete rail column.

And just for you’s, I have numbered the posts 1-6.

I should also point out for the benefit of those who cannot be arsed to look for themselves that the post next to column number 1 is a gate post and different to the 6 numbered posts.

Now the inset photo is just for cross reference purposes with the blue dot relating to the white Heyfordian coach, the red dot relating to the paramedics motor with the open boot, which I should also point out was the first EMS motor to arrive and stayed where it parked up for a long time – well after all the traffic had been cleared in fact.

And the yellow dot relates to the plod hut.

Therefore we should see the Hyundai within the white circle area in the main photo – which to be fair, the Hyundai could be there or maybe it isn’t. Indeed it is hard to fucking tell… At least it is in that photo, which certainly isn’t the case with the photo below.

Much better and indeed the Hyundai would appear to be where it is supposed to be albeit it looks a little small.

That’s better.

Now look at the following photo.

No Hyundai 4×4.

I repeat: NO HYUNDAI 4X4… You have been taken for a cunt.

And just to add extra credence to those last photos, take a butchers at these:

Indeed both of those photos are taken from images that I have blown up and cropped down and then I have enhanced the best that I can. There is no doubt that what is taking place is being hidden behind smudges and fake trees and I have no doubts in my mind that these are photos of the Hyundai being maneuvered into position for the photoshoot.

Okay, now since there are no photos of Masood leaving the motor and running to the Palace – which obviously there wouldn’t be – we will go straight to the stabbing of PC Palmer its self.

And as I have already told you, this was filmed at least 3 times.

Now predictably Palmer was portrayed as the greatest police officer ever… Bar none.

And people fell for that old bollox in droves since a staggering three quarters of a million pounds was raised for his family following the drama… Not a bad golden handshake at all.

Indeed the following from the Scum Newspaper is representative of all of what the national press wrote about PC Dead Palmer. And I should point out that I have commented along the way where I felt it necessary to do so:

PC Keith Palmer was brutally stabbed to death by terror killer Khalid Masood in a frenzied attack outside the Houses of Parliament.

And straight away notice that Masood has become a “terror killer” rather than a “terrorist

The hero cop was murdered as he defended the Palace of Westminster from the sick fanatic on March 22, 2017 .

The Scum then notes that Palmer was a “hero cop” as he “defended the Palace of Westminster“… So presumably Palmer is a “hero cop” for doing the job that he was paid to do… Even though – as you will see shortly – he didn’t.

Mind you, at least the Scum hasn’t totally mugged the reader off here by declaring that Palmer died defending “us“, which many press reporters had him doing.

But who was the man who so bravely gave his life to protect the heart of British democracy? Here’s what we know.

Errr… He didn’t bravely give anything, especially not his life… But carry on for now:

PC Keith Palmer was a member of the Metropolitan Police’s Parliamentary and Diplomatic Protection command.

He had been on the force for 15 years and joined after leaving the army, having served as a member of the Royal Artillery.

And here is the fucking thing: Palmer – as you shall shortly read – was lauded as this great copper, excellent thief taker and came second to none, yet after 15 years of service he was still a POLICE CONSTABLE… The lowest rank in the police force.

PC Palmer was also described as a loving a husband and father.

He “was someone who left for work today expecting to return home at the end of his shift and he had every right to expect that would happen”, top anti-terror officer Mark Rowley said.

Now we all know that Rowley is no more than an actor but as a Police Officer surely the very nature of the job decrees that he could not have possibly expected to go home unscathed on any given day… I mean, surely only the flower-carrying plod can expect to do so.

PC Palmer was unarmed when Masood – who was wielding two large knives – came charging towards him having mowing down pedestrians in his car on Westminster Bridge.

The funeral of PC Keith Palmer will take place on Monday April 10, 2017 at Southwark Cathedral in central London.

His coffin will be taken from the Palace of Westminster, where it has lain in rest overnight, to the cathedral for the funeral, followed by a private cremation.

The Queen gave permission for PC Palmer’s body to rest in Westminster’s Chapel of St Mary Undercroft – an honour normally reserved for heads of state. Source

Now I will deal with Palmer’s funeral a bit later on but here we now see the Queer of England getting involved in the fraud – with us having already seen Prince Buggerlugs getting involved.

Course, that is hardly surprising since the whole of the [not so] royal family were in on the con.

PHOTO: Prince Little Bald Willie and the “hero” paramedics… Of whom I can not identify a single one as appearing in the drama.

PHOTO: Little Bald Willie, Kate Gold-Digger-Smiff, Maple Syrup and Harry Hewitt attend the Service of Hope (gag*) for the victims of the terror attack.

Okay, I admit that I added Maple Syrup – or whatever the fuck it is that the fiction Meghan Markle is called – to the photo but it seems the press forgot to do so on this occasion.

Either that or they couldn’t find a suitable photo of David & Victoria Beckham to photoshop.

Fuck me Maple Syrup has some big hands doesn’t she!

What’s more, if I could have been arsed to look I am sure that I would have found the exact photos… But i couldn’t… But the one I have used will suffice.

And of course all of the frauds involved in the drama were at the bash:

PHOTO: Poor old Travis but at least the cast was off his leg quicker than it was his arm.

PHOTO: Happy Cochran meets one of the paramedics who helped with the fraud… The paramedic couldn’t be arsed to change for the posh bash.

PHOTO: Three coppers who are in all probability the same fella attend the service.

And of course that service was no different from the rest of these type of services [allegedly] attended by our royal family and which inevitably always follow these shite shows.

PHOTO: Harry Hewitt lays a wreath for the ‘victims’ of the Tunisia Bollox.

Nevertheless, let’s get back to PC Dead with the following from the Guardian:

Addressing MPs in the House of Commons on Thursday morning, Theresa May called Palmer a hero and paid tribute to his service. “He was every inch a hero, and his actions will never be forgotten,” said May.

She praised the police for stopping the attacker. “We should be clear first of all that an attacker attempted to break into parliament and was shot dead within 20 yards of the gate. If his intention was to gain access to this building, we should be clear that he did not succeed. The police heroically did their job.”

Officers who had worked alongside Palmer also spoke of his dedication to his job. PC James Aitkenhead, who worked with him in the Met’s territorial support group, said: “Keith was a genuinely nice person, nobody had a bad word to say about him. When I heard what had happened I knew it would be him because that’s just the sort of guy he was, to step straight in when others might step back.”

The Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn, also paid tribute to Palmer and to the police and security services in general, who “keep us safe every day” on the parliamentary estate.

Corbyn added: “I express my condolences to the family and friends of police officer Keith Palmer who gave his life yesterday in defence of the public and of our democracy. We especially pay tribute to the bravery of those who took action to stop the perpetrator of yesterday’s assault.

“When dangerous and violent incidents take place, we all instinctively run away from them, for our own safety. The police and emergency services run towards them. We are grateful for the public service yesterday, today and every day that they pull on their uniforms to protect us all.”

On Thursday MPs in Westminster observed a minute’s silence in commemoration of Palmer. The tribute occurred at 9.33am in honour of his shoulder number: 933. The Commons Speaker, John Bercow, later confirmed to MPs that books of condolence would be placed in the library of the house and also in Westminster Hall.

Tobias Ellwood MP, who performed CPR on Palmer and put his hands over the police officer’s wounds in an effort to save his life, was in tears as he listened to the tributes in the Commons. He did not speak himself.

Among those who paid tribute to Palmer was the Conservative MP James Cleverly, who had erved alongside him in the army. Cleverly told the Commons that Palmer was a “strong, professional public servant” and said that it had been “a delight to meet him here again”. He asked whether the prime minister would consider formally recognising Palmer’s gallantry and sacrifice with a posthumous recognition.


Cleverly also wrote on Twitter: “I’ve known Keith for 25 years. We served together in the Royal Artillery before he became a copper. A lovely man, a friend. I’m heartbroken. My thoughts are with the family, friends and colleagues of PC Keith Palmer. A brave man.”

The Met’s head of counter-terrorism, Mark Rowley, said the motivation of the attacker was assumed to be “Islamist-related” and that he had tried to enter parliament but had been stopped. Rowley said Palmer “was someone who left for work expecting to return home at the end of his shift, and he had every right to expect that would happen”.

Explaining why Palmer was unarmed, Rowley said: “Our parliamentary protection team are a combination of armed and unarmed officers doing different roles and sadly the officer who lost his life today was unarmed. He was supported by armed colleagues, who shot and killed the attacker.”

On Thursday a woman who gave her name as Nina and said she was a former colleague of Palmer’s, said he had once rescued her in a car accident.

She told LBC: “I did know him very well. He saved my life in fact. So I just wanted to ring up to let everyone know what a wonderful man he was. He actually did save my life in a car accident on duty when I was a police officer in 2007 … I owe him everything.

“He was a wonderful dad and a wonderful husband to his wife. He was fun, he was a laugh, he cared. I know everyone, when someone passes, why do they always say he was such a lovely person? But he actually really was. And he cared about what he was doing, he actually cared about his job.” Source

And according to Wikipedia:

In November 2001, Palmer joined the Metropolitan Police Service (MPS) as a police constable. From 2002 to 2009, he served in the London Borough of Bromley. He then joined the Territorial Support Group, a grouping that specialises in public order and operates across Greater London. In 2015, he was nominated as “best thief taker” at the Commissioner’s Excellence Awards in recognition of making 150 arrests in 12 months. In April 2016, he joined the MPS’s Parliamentary and Diplomatic Protection Group.

Yet he was only a PC… Strange.

Stranger still is the fact that Wikipedia only give Palmer’s birth date as being 1969.

Nevertheless, the best footage – albeit not the best quality – of Palmer’s killing comes courtesy of boxer, Frazer Clarke, who was with Ear’ole, Tony Davies’ group.

That is the group arrowed in the above… Although you will note that the Land Rover driving boss in the white shirt has not arrived yet.

And sort of begs the question: Where the fuck have they all gone when he does arrive? Count the lamp posts if you think that there is some clever camera angle going on.

Now I should tell you that I have actually seen two versions of Clarke’s video but like most anomalies, we are just meant to ignore the fact.

Nevertheless, I took screenshots of the longer version a few months back when it was first released and at the time of writing you can still find version 2 – the shorter version of the video – by clicking HERE

However, it is quite interesting that Clarke begins the introduction of his video by saying the following:

* Should read “Not Plural” as opposed to “Plural” in the middle photo

Clarke is of course as bigger liar as what Davis is, but nevertheless, the following are screenshots taken from Version 1 of his video and are all in sequence… And obviously I have had to enhance them as best as I could:

So, total bollox so far… Carry on:

And that was it for version 1 of Clarke’s old fanny.

Version 2 was pretty much the same only edited:

Now the video highlights Masood at this point meaning that all those coppers we see before including Ear’ole Palmer (and Masood???) MUST have been running away in terror… Just sayin’

Carry on:

The End.

Now nowhere in the video did I see the “two challenging policemen” as described by head Monkey Boy, Quentin Letts who was one of the first to describe the confrontation in the press… In fact Clarke’s video shows a series of events totally alien to those described by Letts and other prominent members of the press… Why would that be?

Course, that is not to say that Clarke’s video is not a load of total bollox too but you can betcha fucking life that I won’t have anywhere near £750,000 donated to me for exposing it as such.

Nevertheless, how in the name of fuck do the following screenshots correspond with those above?

Answer? It doesn’t really correspond at all.

And neither do the following two versions of the immediate aftermath of which Version 1 starts with an armed plod running through the now lowered security barrier as if it wasn’t there.

Now compare that with Version 2:

So there ya go, two different versions of events there alone.

Mind you, I did have to chuckle at the Keystone Cops… Cop a load of this – no words are needed:

WHAT A FUCKING TOSSER… And there was no need to go that route anyway.

Course, as you would expect, Palmer was given a heroes burial despite not being dead.

Thousands of police officers from across the country today lined the streets of central London to pay their respects to hero PC Keith Palmer after he ‘laid down his life for us’ during the Westminster terror attack.

In stirring scenes, more than 5,000 rank-and-file officers from every British force spread along the two-mile cortege route from the Palace of Westminster to Southwark Cathedral, where the constable’s funeral took place ahead of a private crematorium.

The 48-year-old, a loyal Charlton Athletic fan from south London, was murdered by Khalid Masood on March 22 as he stood guard outside the Palace of Westminster. Minutes earlier, the knife-wielding terrorist had mown down scores of innocent pedestrians on Westminster Bridge in an 82-second rampage.

Paying tribute to the officer during today’s full force service, the Reverend Prebendary Jonathan Osborne, Met’s senior chaplain, said PC Palmer had ‘laid down his life for each one of us’ when he intercepted Masood.

Met commissioner Cressida Dick – the first female head of Scotland Yard who took the helm today – then read the WH Auden poem Funeral Blues, which starts with the line ‘Stop the Clocks’. After the poem was read, Rev Osborne added: ‘Keith died doing his duty, and it was as if in those moments the clock stopped.’ Source

So quite obviously we have 5,000 plod too many just in London alone… I mean we must have if the MET can give that many time off to attend  the ‘funeral’.

Mind you, I imagine that some of those present were on duty… Y’know, to hold the crowds back and what have you.

Oh, perhaps not then!

Course, the press managed to find some public mourners actors to shed a tear or two.

And would you Adam & Eve it, she just so happens to have a “Help 4 Earoles” hat on… Although if there was any honour amongst our government members, they would see to it that all the help our ‘heroes’ needed was provided by them… Not charity… Although of course, H4E is more of a cash cow than charity.

Yet the fake funeral must have cost the taxpayer millions of Pounds.

And since the number of coppers there was faked, which is easily provable by the number of duplicate plod present in the press photos, you just know that the piss taking top knobs had a bonanza pay day… Again.

It’s like playing fucking snap.

And that is just about it despite me still having a mountain of further evidence to show you… But with the drama unfolding as I wrote this, I think that it is ‘bitty’ enough without making it even more so.

Therefore that further evidence will have to wait for now, i’m sorry to tell you.

And with that being the case, I will leave you with this reminder:

Only you can make these evil creatures stop… If ya don’t, then things are only going to get much, much worse.

Christopher Spivey 01/09/2017.

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Hoaxtead Exposed Part 3 by Rev Dr Anthony G. Pike.

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Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2018 10:05:30 +0530

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Institute of Satanic Studies
St Anthony – getting to the bottom of the bottomless pit

Now that the baby-eating Satanists have got the little old 73 yr old granny out of the way by incarcerating her in the Bronzefield stronghold in Surrey, its now time to take action against the baby-eating devil worshippers who caused all this at who are all a bunch of LYING DECEIVING BABY-EATING SCUM!! Okay, sailors, the first line of attack is to knock on the door of MI5 at 12 Millbank, London SW1 and demand that they unveil the devil-worshipping baby eaters NOW!! Also, that they track down the whereabouts of Ricky Dearman, 48, and the 2 kids, Alisa & Gabriel, aged 12 & 11 respectively whose last known whereabouts were in downtown Los Angeles heading either for the Getty Centre and/or the Cannibal Club – either way its unlikely that we’ll ever see Alisa & Gabriel ever again except on someone’s breakfast plate. Anyway, be that as it may, its the bounden duty of HM Govt to track them down and save them from the hands of the devil-worshipping baby eaters NOW!! Also, if anyone’s got any doubts about all this, here’s the full lowdown from our ‘X-Girl’, General Sands, 56, in Alexandria, VA at

So, here you have 100% PROOF of the satanic abuse of little children by Ricky Dearman, Fr Paul Conrad, his parishioners and schoolteachers at Christ Church, Hampstead. So, stuff that up your faggot ars~ you goddam devil-worshipping baby eaters and let’s go kick demon butt NOW!!
Yours in the battle for planet earth,
Rev Dr Anthony G. Pike (UK)

Cosmic Research Foundation

Markapur, A.P
. 523316, India

Tel  91-8596-224312/9959-684635

Date      24th March 2018

Hoaxtead Exposed Part 4 by Rev Dr Anthony G. Pike

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Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2018 21:14:30 +0530

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Theocratic Parliament of Britain
St Anthony – saving Britain from sinking under the waves of God’s wrath

It appears that people are gearing up to free Sabine from jail and imprison the Hoaxtead baby eaters. Well, this could be easier said than done, but bear in mind that Hoaxtead is an MI5 psyops to ridicule all attempts to confirm the existence of devil-worshipping baby eaters at Hampstead or anywhere else and this type of psyops occurs in the US too. In other words, its a matter of national security when it comes to covering up Satanic Ritual Child Abuse and the cover up is treated as a MILITARY operation. Also, if any whistleblower becomes too troublesome they will either be locked up like Sabine or admitted into a mental asylum or will be suicided. So, folks, are you all still with us or would you rather jump overboard? Basically, you have to have a Christ-like approach whereby you are willing to lay down your life for the salvation of others. So, if you don’t have this attitude its better to abandon ship now rather than wait for the storm to come as it surely will. So, folks, batten down the hatches for we’re in for one helluva ride!!
Yours in the battle for planet earth,
Rev Dr Anthony G. Pike (UK)

Cosmic Research Foundation

Markapur, A.P
. 523316, India

Tel  91-8596-224312/9959-684635

Date      24th March 2018

A Right Royal Crime by Christopher D Spivey

A Right Royal Crime

The actress who mainly plays the made up persona Meghan Markle is officially listed as being 1.71m tall (5ft 6ins).

The actor who mainly plays Prince Henry of Wales, AKA Prince Harry is officially listed as being 1.86m tall (6ft 1ins).

Therefore, the story that dominates the press today (23/3/18) about the couples visit to Belfast is either fake news or Meghan Markle is being played by one of the other actresses who plays the role.

No if’s, no but’s – that is pure fact. In fact I think Henry is even addressing the anomaly in the photo on your far right.

You see, Meghan – whom I prove does not really exist in an article found HERE – is wearing 6inch stiletto heels. Therefore, in the photos of the Belfast Jaunt she should be an inch shorter than Ginger-Pubes shouldn’t she?

So why the fuck isn’t she?

Indeed given the position of her left foot and that of her right foot in the photo above Renault Meghan must be staggering like a drunk.

Yet that does not explain away the anomaly does it?

However, I am not just talking about one photo here although one photo on it’s own is enough to raise serious questions in my opinion.

Nevertheless, what follows is an assortment of photos taken of that Belfast junket:

Have her shoes got them lights on that some kiddies welly’s and trainers have? You know; the kind that flash on and off as they walk?

That last photo is clearly photoshopped as the crowd are meant to be behind a row of safety barriers set in a straight line.

Check out the dodgy leg in that last photo!

Mind you, I question whether or not Henry of Ginger-Pubes is even 6ft 1ins tall since his *aherm, aherm, brother is listed as being 6ft 3ins tall – which would make the above photos all the more bizarre:

That looks quite a large 2 inches to me. However, that 2 inch difference looks even worse in the following photo:

Yet The Duck is listed as being 6ft tall and the Queer 5ft 4ins at the very best:

So fuck knows how that works… Unless the photo is photo-shopped of course.

Now I know that the kiddie-fiddlin’ paedo-trolls like to have it all ways but the fact remains that if Renault Meghan is 5ft 6ins tall, adding 6 inch heels to her height makes her 6 foot – one inch shorter than Ginger-Pubes. And as such that cannot be Mental Markle in those photos which I have shown you above although they are also photoshopped.

But why are they if there is nothing to hide?

Indeed it is highly unlikely that the trip even took place although the tax-payer will be billed for it and the money – one £million plus I shouldn’t wonder – will certainly go in someones pocket.

Course, the [not so] royal family have been doing this shit for years. Indeed it wasn’t until the late 1950’s that someone was brought in to play Princess Margaret. Up until that point – maybe even later – she was still being played by the fraud on the throne.

Same person, same pose, same horse, with a slight bit of alteration having taken place.

Look at the eyes, the nose and the mouth in this photo. They are exactly the same. What they have done is changed the shape of ‘Margarets’ eyebrows and added some shadow to her eyelids. They have then altered Elizabeth’s hair and made a slight change to the neck of the dress.

Debunk that!

Yet if Margaret was a real person what possible need would there be to use photos of ‘her sister’ to portray her.

And are you going to try and tell me that the Queen of England – guilty of High Treason – didn’t know that her photos were being used as Princess Margaret?

Or that they are at the very, very least being Satanically manipulated to look exactly like her ‘husbands’?


And when you compare the above photo of the Queer to the one she appeared in earlier with Slaggy Maggie you get the following:

And of course the Queer/Princess Slaggy-Maggie played the part of Ann Frank:

You didn’t think that Ann Frank was a real person did you? Although it was a good work of fiction that has helped generate literally millions of pounds… Something which the Windsor actors are all too happy to keep the band-wagon rolling.

Hence we see Princess Ann of Horse-Face’s daughter-in-law, Autumn Phillips also doubling up now and then as Gorilla Parker Horse-Face’s daughter-in-law, Sarah Buys – note the different surname:

Can you tell which one is which?

Or are they just another two who “vaguely resemble each other“? Fucking paedo-trolls… No offence intended to the clowns who are not paedo-trolls of course.

And they have also been known to play Queen Maxima of Hollandish – Phillips/Buys obviously… Not the paedo-trolls… Or the Clowns:

Moreover, in order to create further joinder Princess Ann has had a long on & off love affair with the Charlie loving, Tom Parker Horse-Face’s old-man, Andrew Parker Horse-Face… Which allegedly continued/continues, whilst she has been married to Tim Nice-But-Dim.

This calls for a photo-story:

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Rugby player Mike Tindall had been punching above his weight by knobbin’ Princess Ann’s daughter, Citroen Zara Picasso:

The End.

Course, Tindall is posher than he makes out – his father was a banker don’t cha know. He is also content to go along with the widespread, inexplicable photoshopping of himself and his in-laws. Indeed I half suspect that Mia Tindall is also Prince George of Trogladite:

Now obviously I am not stating that as a fact, but it would certainly tie in with their obscene trans-gender agenda and they do like to try and mug us off. Certainly Kate Golddigger-Smiff is not pregnant again and highly unlikely that she ever has been, wandering around in her skinny jeans and high heels at 9 months pregnant… Yeah course she is with child… Not!

In fact either Golddigger-Smiff rolled off the production line at the clone factory or she is the French cyclist, Pauline Ferrand-Prévot:

However, there is always more than one actor playing the part – Princess Diana being an excellent example:

And I also find the likeness between Golddigger-Smiff and Princess Mary of Denmark to be a tad too coincidental:

Just sayin’ – not statin’.

Mind you, that thirty billion to one statistic of us having a doppelganger in the world doesn’t apply to the top-knobs. I mean some might say that after being married for a long time a husband and wife grow to look like each other, but I have never heard that said about a boss and his employee’s.

Yet Sir Christopher Geidt is the double of Prince Big Ears of Buggerlugs:

Although technically Sir Chris worked for the Queer… And Big Ears was responsible for getting him sacked according to the Daily Chimp:

Although I am not quite sure how that works. Nevertheless, that story was from September 2017 but the worthless-useless-twat-monkeys felt the need to bring the story up again on the 7th of this month:

I wonder what he won all those medals for?

And last week (24/3/18) the Baboon’s felt the need to mention the shite again for some reason. See HERE

Well, actually I do know the reason. It is because the Chimp has recently been running [an authorised] Anti-Charlie campaign… Probably with a view to get a measure of how popular the dick-head is.

But as I say, the Chimps are the champions of flinging shit… And I am not the only one to notice – see HERE

However, just to prove my point; do you remember the old bollox the shit-rag published in 2016 about Golddigger-Smiff “recycling” the boots that she first wore in 2005, for a Canadian junket?

She never gets n’fucking older does she!

Nevertheless, its rather strange – in my opinion – that the Monkey-Kuntz never picked up on our old banger friend, Autumn Phillips dressing the same:

But then again I am a better journalist than that shower of shit can ever hope to be… Not ego, just a fact.

And finally, since we are talking about Smiff never getting any older, have you noticed that the Queer doesn’t either?

Mind you, I would imagine that the reason for that is because she has been dead for this long time… They just haven’t announced it yet:

Ninety Three next month? Do me a fucking favour!

Course, if the press photographs were to be believed then Sweaty Betty only owns two pair of shoes – both pairs of which can be seen in the above.

And I also have to say that the press photographs are very samey:

However, once again I am only speculating, but the longer that she remains Queen – even if she is a corpse – then the longer the Millions of Pounds continue to flood into someone’s pockets and the less number of years Charles – popular as Gonorrhea – gets to be king.

Just sayin’

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Ant & Shit by Christopher D Spivey

Ant & Shit

Now as it happens, Ant & Dec had not escaped my attention long before this totally made-up story about Anthony ‘Ant’ McPartlin having a car crash while over the drink-drive limit appeared.

Indeed, it is however fair to say that the fall of McPartlin has followed the usual tried and tested route that the Monster-Minions always use i.e create a load of negative headlines about the intended target a year or so before the the big one just to prime the public so as when it comes there is no real surprise.

And in McPartlin’s case those pre-headlines started in June 2017 when it was revealed that he was addicted to prescription drugs (yawn) and his marriage to his wife Lisa Armstrong (note the different surname despite Lisa being known for fuck-all) was falling apart (bigger yawn).

Course, with Ant being a “national treasure” the reason for the marriage breakdown & drug addiction could not be blamed on him being a complete cunt and as such the reason for McPartlin’s downfall was passed off as being caused by him suffering crippling leg pain:

He was rumoured to be battling marriage woes with his ‘upset’ wife of 11 years, Lisa Armstrong.

And Ant McPartlin, 41, suggested their relationship might be in trouble as he stepped out without his wedding ring in London on Saturday. 

The much-loved presenter, who checked into rehab for alcohol and painkiller addiction earlier this year, looked downcast while walking the couple’s dog Hurley.

Ant also wore a leg brace strapped to his knee – left behind after an operation on his knee went wrong in 2014, leaving him in ‘intense pain’.

His outing comes after his marriage to make-up artist Lisa was rocked by claims of trouble.

According to the Daily Star, Lisa is ‘upset’ with Ant, who previously admitted he had put his wife ‘through hell with mood swings and depression‘ during his battle, and that the pair are spending increasing amounts of time apart.  

A source told the newspaper: ‘She’s had a rough year. And she’s made it clear it’s because of Ant. Source

PHOTO Ant McPartlin in a leg brace

I should also point out that it was the Chimp-Kuntz who circled his hand. And not to show that he was a good boy by carrying a poo-bag to pick up his dog’s shit with.

In fact the reason that the would-be journalists circled his hand is to show that Ant wasn’t wearing a wedding ring… TA-DA, proof if it was ever needed that the McPartlin ‘marriage’ was in trouble and a tactic that the Monkey-Kuntz use on a seemingly daily basis to prove that some knob-ed celeb or other’s marriage is in crisis.

However, June 2017 is the earliest mention that I can of this leg operation that went horribly wrong and which was supposedly carried out sometime in 2014… No surprise there then.

Nevertheless, the lying cunts at the Chimp still managed to produce just short of FOUR HUNDRED articles between June and December 2017 detailing Ant’s drug addiction and marriage breakdown… FOUR HUNDRED!

Moreover, June 2017 was also the same month that the shit-rag began releasing an upsurge in articles about Scarlet Moffatt – the bird that the fibbing toads are now trying to insinuate that McPartlin is having a fling with and is the real cause behind the breakup of his marriage:

Scarlett Moffatt continued to distance herself from Ant McPartlin behind the scenes of Saturday Night Takeaway last night.

The former Gogglebox star, 28, is believed to have been shocked when she was falsely fingered in Ant McPartlin’s 11-year marriage breakdown to Lisa Armstrong. Source

Not that June 2017 was the first time that the Monkey-Kuntz had tried to create joinder between the non-entity Moffatt and McPartlin.

You see, in March 2017 the copy-writers released the following earth-shittering article:

Now you have to ask yourself why the shit-rag failed to mention throughout that bollox article, McPartlin’s dodgy knee or even the operation let alone put that forward as a possible reason as to why the presenter tripped.

You also have to ask yourself why the non-news article dedicated most of the cringe inducing content to Little Miss Moffatt who is apparently famous for reviewing tv programs on the shite, sleeping-inducing series; “Gogglebox“.

Well apart from the payoff the snooze-paper received for plugging the shite-dress that she was wearing:

Nevertheless, a month later in April – two months before the cunts started pushing Moffatt in earnest and doing the same with McPartlins, addiction and marriage woes – the Chimp ran an article that had Ant & Dec talking about how they were both having trouble getting their wives pregnant:

In a glittering career spanning more than two decades, they have shared countless life-changing experiences together.

And now Ant and Dec are looking ahead to fatherhood as the duo spoke of their hopes for a ‘little’ Ant or Dec.

The pair are preparing to broadcast their TV show Saturday Night Takeaway live from Walt Disney World, Florida tonight. 

With Ant nodding in the background, Dec said: ‘Kids are absolutely one of the things on the cards for us.’ 

In 2013 Ant candidly spoke about his struggle to conceive with wife Lisa, who he has been married to since 2006. 

The popular television presenter, told the Radio Times: ‘Lisa and I would love to have kids. We’re trying. It’s tougher than you think when you get a bit older.’

The pair got together in 2004 when Lisa, now chief make-up artist on Strictly Come Dancing, was in band Deuce and PJ and Duncan were in the charts.

Dec is happily married to the pair’s manager Ali Astall who he began dating in 2013. 

The former Byker Grove stars, who have won Most Popular Entertainment presenters at the National Television Awards 17 times, are said to have amassed a £60m fortune each. SOURCE

Now I find this article extremely strange for many reasons, not least because there is not so much as a hint of McPartlin’s drug addiction, in fact ALL of the accompanying photos show him looking fit and well (see below).

PHOTO: Ant McPartlin & Dec Donnelly

PHOTO: Ant, his wife, Lisa Armstrong, Declan Donnelly’s wife Ali Astall (note the different surname) and Dec. 

Certainly there is no sign of what was to come just two months later:

Ant McPartlin was spotted wincing in pain as he struggled on crutches just days before revealing a botched knee operation left him hooked on prescription pills and booze.

The TV favourite, 41, has embarked on a strict two-month stint in rehab to battle his demons after surgery on his knee two years ago left him in agony.

Just days before he announced the bombshell news to his family and friends, the presenter – one half of beloved duo Ant & Dec alongside Declan Donnelly – was seen struggling to walk. Source

How very fucking strange!

Secondly, I find it extremely strange that McPartlin is talking about looking forward to fatherhood when just two months later his 13 year relationship to Lisa Armstrong is on the rocks. Indeed, I find it inconceivable that a multi-millionaire is talking about being desperate for children and the trouble that him and his wife are having conceiving as a whole.

I mean surely a multi-millionaire like McPartlin would have been down the IVF route and every other route available in the 13 years that him and Lisa had been together and certainly know beyond doubt if they were not able to have children?

Course, looking at the photo above of Lisa Armstrong and the photo below supposedly taken 2 or 3 months later, you can see why McPartlin was pissed off with her.

Indeed she looks like a bag-lady… Without the shit-bags.

She also likes them there boots.

And of course the same queries apply to Dec and his ‘wife’ even though they have only been together 4 years. I mean apart from the fact that they look totally mismatched, she is clearly no spring chicken and as such you would have thought that they too would have by now exhausted every option available for having kids.

Mind you, Dec’s wife changes appearance like the wind.

Thirdly, the other thing that bothers me about the article is the last line: The former Byker Grove stars, who have won Most Popular Entertainment presenters at the National Television Awards 17 times, are said to have amassed a £60m fortune each.

A £60m fortune each“?

Now there is proof if it was ever needed that the hacks writing this made-up old bollox take absolutely no notice of their own bullshit… I mean did no one ever tell them that to be a good liar you need to have a good memory?

You see, in February of this year the lying-fucks started reporting that CHILDLESS Lisa was seeking a £155 million pound divorce settlement:

Which is a bit hard to understand if a person is only worth £60 million!

As is the reason for the [obviously] photoshopped snappy-snap the Monkey-Kuntz used to accompany the sharticle:

Yet the purveyors of bullshit refused to let the lie drop:


Yet even that £60 million figure looks shaky since the shit-rag also published the following in June of last year:

ITV golden boys Anthony McPartlin and Declan Donnelly reportedly made £79,000 per day between them over the past 12 months.

According to figures from Companies House, the TV presenting duo – who are both 41 and both have OBEs – earned a total of £29.5million over the course of the past year.

Their fortune comes from their joint ownership of Hurley Promotions and Mitre Productions, as well as their two individually owned media companies Deecourt and Teecourt.

Each has £2.1 million less cash over the year to June 30, 2016. Fortunately, both sets of investments have increased by almost identical amounts of around £3.3 million.

In the previous year, Ant and Dec jointly earned more than £7.1 million — or £19,500 a day.

When the pair started out as child stars on TV show Byker Grove, the Geordie actors felt fortunate to earn £100 a day — so, not wanting to appear ‘flashy’, they spent years before deciding to enjoy their money.

Despite taxing times, Ant and Dec are still laughing all the way to the bank, after signing a £30 million, three-year deal with ITV last November.

They also recently split a windfall from shutting down a jointly owned company, Rocky Promotions, and made up to £15 million in 2015 by selling the rights to Saturday Night Takeaway to the U.S. Source

Yet the thick fucks failed to notice their own hypocrisy.

Especially since the cunts had quietly revised that figure two weeks ago in an article praising Ant for how fit and well he looked:

He is said to be going through a £62m divorce from wife Lisa after 11 years of marriage.

And Ant McPartlin looked back to his best as he attended the Prince’s Trust Awards with his best pal and presenting partner Declan Donnelly on Tuesday afternoon.

The ITV presenter was mobbed by fans as he left the star-studded event, hosted by Prince Charles at the London Palladium to celebrate the achievements of young people supported by the Trust. Source

Not a crutch in sight!

Indeed the shit-cunts followed that article up four days later with another heaping praise on the knob-ed celeb:

He has returned to TV in a blaze of glory with Saturday Night Takeaway dominating the weekend screens. 

And true to the name, Ant McPartlin was spotted clutching his very own takeaway as he headed off to work in London on Thursday. 

The ITV presenter, 42, appeared ready to delve into his tasty lunch as he clutched onto a fork while making his way to an awaiting taxi. Source

Again, not a crutch in sight!

And unable to stop themselves the pathetic tosspots released another article on the 14th which had nonce-protecting slapper, Amanda Holden gushing about how well ‘hero’ McPartlin had done following his ‘orrible anus’:

2017 was a trying year for Ant McPartlin, having to take time out of the spotlight to enter rehab for an addiction to painkillers following knee surgery and ultimately deciding his marriage to make-up artist wife Lisa Armstrong was over.

But the 42-year-old presenter is now back to work [currently shooting Saturday Night Takeaway and Britain’s Got Talent] and his BGT colleague Amanda Holden has credited his sense of humour for getting him through his recent personal struggles.

The 47-year-old actress told ‘You know he’s come back and it’s absolutely fine, it feels like nothing happened and that’s rare and it’s because of his tenacity and his sense of humour about it all. Source


Nevertheless, let’s deal with the ‘crash’ that never was, although early reports which had McPartlin losing control of his mini on a roundabout have now disappeared from the Chimp archive… How very convenient.

Therefore I am going to use the earliest article that I can find to which I am going to add comments, photos and screenshots to as we go along:

TV star Ant McPartlin has been arrested on suspicion of drink-driving after his vehicle smashed into two cars on Sunday afternoon.

A three-year-old girl was taken to hospital after the I’m A Celebrity presenter lost control of his Mini at around 4pm today in Richmond, South West London.

Now MUCH was made about this three year old girl being injured who in some reports is four year old and others she is five. Nevertheless, unless her parents were driving illegally then she would have been strapped into a child seat and looking at the damage to the car that she was in it would have been impossible for her to have been hurt:

Now this car did not sustain that type of damage by being hit head on. Indeed given the cars position in the road immediately after the accident the damage can only have come about by being hit by a car travelling adjacent to it… A sort of scraping alongside if you like:

It is therefore kinda hard to work out how the tyre got shredded and the wheel became buckled.

Moreover, why the fuck is the motor covered in snow when the pavement and road are so dry?

And here we have another view that clearly shows scraping on the wheel – how the fuck can that be – although clearly the low profile tyre is not burst and there is clearly far greater damage to the front of the motor.

Now don’t laugh because then there are the following photos:

Which clearly show the tyre as being shredded! Although it is a different wheel!

And like I say, it would have been impossible for the mini to have been hit head on by McPartlin because of the position that we see it in, in photos taken before McPartlin had even got out of his ca.

Furthermore, given the wheel damage, it cannot have been moved as it would have been undrivable:

Probably best not to try and figure it out!

But we are definitely being lied to. Moreover, the suggestion that McPartlin lost control on the roundabout – given the accident location – is preposterous:

The article then continues:

The 42-year-old failed a roadside breathalyser test and was arrested by police, where he remains in custody.

Now since the accident happened at 4 pm in the afternoon when McPartlin was returning home with his mother and two dogs in the car having just taken them for a walk, it is hard to understand how he failed a breathalyser test.

After all, had he been drinking earlier, would his mother have allowed him to drive? Is she as irresponsible as her son is? I have certainly not read any condemnation of his mother, that is for sure.

The troubled television personality allegedly crashed his black Mini after losing control of his vehicle on a roundabout, which veered into the opposite side of the road and collided with a green Mini, which had a young girl and couple inside.

And as you can see from the map above, there is quite a distance between the roundabout and the crash site. Yet realistically, to lose control of the motor on the roundabout he would have to have come out of Mortlake High Street at speed which makes no sense as obviously you have to give way to the right at roundabouts and as such to lose control of the motor he can not have been giving way to fuck all:

PHOTO: The view from Mortlake High Street as you approach the roundabout. The red arrow denotes where the accident took place 

Therefore, it is really just old bollox that McPartlin lost control on the roundabout.

The article continues:

Ant’s Mini then spun around and hit a maroon BMW before eventually coming to a halt on the opposite side of the road. 


Okay, let’s have a look.

Well it certainly looks like there was a collision with a maroon BMW.

Yet when we investigate further you have to ask HOW?

I mean for a starters the wheel is missing from McPartlin’s mini.

And that wheel is right down the other end of the road:

Furthermore, it would appear that the lorry in the photo above only came to pick the wheel up:

I mean the Mini is still there.

But all the same, you now you have to ask yourself not only how McPartlin managed to lose a wheel since his car only gave the green mini a glancing blow, but also how he managed to carry on driving the car up to where it hit the BMW?

Doesn’t make sense does it?

And why have they wrapped his mini up so quickly?

I mean there doesn’t appear to be a lot of damage to the BMW and the BMW certainly didn’t do that damage to Ant’s mini. Yet why is there still snow on it?

After all, he had used the car to drive to take the dogs for a walk with his mother, because we are told he was on the way back home. Yet if he had hit anything with the force to knock his wheel off there certainly would not have been any snow left on the roof.

Indeed, I would maintain that McPartlin did not hit the BMW at all:

You see, here is a screenshot taken from a video allegedly filmed immediately after the accident. In fact McPartlin is not even out of the car, yet there is no steam coming off the engine or fuck all.

Yet as McPartlin clambers out of the car the camera pans to the right:

And here we see there is no one in the BMW. Yet what is the first thing that you do when you have an accident? You get out and inspect the damage:

Which quite clearly no one is doing.

Certainly that is not the BMW driver because he walks off. Also clock the giant.

Indeed I am surprised that McPartlin’s door even opened… And was Mummy sat in the back?

Not according to the Chimp she wasn’t:

‘Airbags deployed in the black Mini and a lady came out of the passenger seat. No one came out of the driver seat initiallySource

But there ya go.

There doesn’t appear to be any damage to the BMW, although the rear wheel of the Mini looks odd.

And here we see someone getting in the BMW who clearly isn’t around in the other photos. Perhaps he or she nipped off for a cup of tea instead of inspecting the damage!

However, given the close proximity of the BMW to Ant’s mini in the photo above, what the old bill must have done in their hurry to get his wrecked motor covered up is moved the BMW back and pulled the front of his Mini towards the center of the road:

Indeed that is the only explanation that I can come up with given the photos above and below:

I mean there it is above, uncovered and straight to the kerb.

As it is in this one straight after the crash happened.

Very fucking strange.

I can only presume that they then pulled the BMW forward again.

It’s beyond me that is for sure.

However, what I want to know is why they don’t make all car registration plates out of the same tough material that they make Mini registration plates out of?

The old bollox continues:

His mother Christine was in the car at the time and the pair are thought to have been heading home after walking the dogs.

The collision comes after a tumultuous few months for the I’m A Celeb star, who booked himself into a rehab clinic last year after becoming hooked on painkillers and is now divorcing his wife Lisa Armstrong.

The divorce from his wife of 11 years is believed to be costing the star around £30 million (AUD$54m) of his estimated £60 million (AUD$108m) fortune. 

That £155 million pound divorce is getting cheaper.

Just hours before the collision, Ant had been hosting his ITV show ‘Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway’ with co-host Declan Donnelly.

A witness said Ant was ‘argumentative’ with a female police officer as she arrested him on suspicion of drink driving.

Jake Spencer said he rowed with officers as they tried to put in the police car following the incident.

‘Ant looked in a right state and was acting argumentatively toward a policewoman,’ he told The Sun. ‘I couldn’t believe it when I saw who it was.

‘The woman was trying to arrest him and get him in the police car but he clearly wasn’t having it. ‘

How very fucking strange it is that no one thought to take photos of Ant being argumentative when he was arrested… Although there is a film of him being arrested which is obviously filmed in Technashite.

There doesn’t appear to be any arguing going on.

They then walk off towards a police car:

Leaving Mum on her own who doesn’t even watch them walk off.

The camera then swings round and we see Ant getting into the police car – least it is meant to be Ant. No arguing, and the paramedics in the background don’t even bother to have a butchers at the knob-ed celeb being taken away… Not even the giant one.

There are also two fellas in plain clothes for some reason.

The photos are better quality though.

Yet they don’t show any arguing either.

And you have to ask yourself where the fuck everybody went?


The old shite then continues:

Motorcyclist Nicholas McNicol told The Sun: ‘I came on the scene moments after it happened and he was being escorted to the police car to be put in the back.

But then again Motorcyclist Nicholas McNicol is a stinking lying cock-sucker… Unless the plod got there at the speed of sound:

‘Everyone was in a state of shock at who it was.

Errrr I don’t think so sunshine. Fuck me the paramedics didn’t even watch him loaded into the pig-wagon:

‘I was driving past very slowly and Ant looked straight at me and I thought he looked tired. I was only about 3ft from him.

‘His eyes looked very heavy and he had a solemn face — it looked like his world had just ended.

‘He was the only one being put in a police car. One of the Minis had obviously come straight across the road because it was facing the wrong way.’ 

Do motorcyclist drive then? I thought they rode… Lying cunt.

Other witnesses described hearing a ‘huge bang’ which they mistook for a train crash.


Dog give me strength!

One said: ‘As soon as I opened my front door I heard the horn of a car blaring non-stop and ran towards the sound.

Check the map for houses, although that sentence makes little sense.

‘Near a bend in the road there were two badly damaged Minis which looked as though they’d collided and a BMW X5 — and people wandering around in shock.

‘A family had been in the green Mini which had its front end completely smashed in.’


The witness added that a little girl was crying and that her mother was trying to calm her down. They described Ant as looking ‘awful’ and ‘unsteady on his feet’ following the collision, which had left his Mini in a ‘wreck’.  

Scotland Yard spokesman said: ‘Police in Richmond were called to Lower Richmond Road, SW14 at 15:59hrs on Sunday, 18 March following reports of a road traffic collision involving three vehicles.

‘Officers, London Ambulance Service and London Fire Brigade attended.

‘A number of individuals were treated at the scene for minor injuries only. A child passenger from one of the cars has been taken to hospital for a check up as a precaution.

‘A 42-year-old man was arrested at the scene on suspicion of drink-driving after failing a roadside breathalyser test.

‘He has been taken to a south London police station for questioning. Enquiries continue. Roads are expected to reopen shortly.’ 

A Metropolitan Police spokeswoman said the suspect arrested earlier was still in police custody at the time of calling at 10.50pm. Source

That is an awfully long time to be in custody for being over the limit. Nevertheless, lets investigate those alleged injuries.

Now the old fanny says: A child passenger from one of the cars has been taken to hospital for a check up as a precaution.

And indeed the report makes it sound as if that has been reported as fact by either the plod or the ambulance service, yet the little girl of varying age didn’t go to hospital by ambulance and as such could not possibly have been hurt.

Indeed that fact comes directly from the horses mouth, namely the father of the child:

Asked if he had been contacted by McPartlin, he replied: ‘I cannot talk about that.’ An ambulance was called to the scene of the crash on the Lower Richmond Road in south west London but was not used to transport any patient to hospital. 

Amaira was taken to West Middlesex Hospital in Isleworth by her parents for a check up and was not kept in overnight for any treatment. Faheem said: ‘She is fine. We are all okay.’ Source

And that fact makes you wonder why:
  • The press made such a song and dance about the girl being taken to hospital.
  • She must have been checked by the paramedics who MUST have deemed her not in need of medical treatment
  • The father then wasted doctors and nurses time by taking her to hospital himself.

In fact Daddy Dearest is directly quoted in the same article as saying:

Faheem said he had been asked not to talk directly about the accident by police.

But he added: ‘I cannot talk about certain things, but the main thing is that we are all safe. My daughter and wife are okay and were not injured.’

Course that doesn’t tally with what the lying slag Amy Cassie told the Chimp:

Amy Cassie, 23, who helped McPartlin’s mother get out of the car, told the Daily Mirror: ‘Ant seemed furious after crashing the car and was shouting at his mum who was also in the car. She was trying to get him to calm down.

‘The couple in the green Mini were really shaken up and their child, who was a girl, could only have been about three years old.

‘Ant and his mum didn’t seem to have any injuries, but the mum in the green car had split her lip and the side of her face was very red.’ Source

So why the fuck would Amy say that Faheem’s wife Shilpa was hurt when Faheem stated that she wasn’t?

So I looked around and I found the following photo:

Now surely that would have warranted a hospital visit if for no other reason than to cover the Paramedics should she have had a bleed on the brain or something – although she mustn’t have been wearing a seat belt.

I therefore call bullshit on the whole incident and you have to question McPartlin’s integrity for going along with the fraud… But then again, Wayne Looney did the same… Wankers.

And on a personal note, I like McPartlin am carless. After initially thinking that my water-pump had gone it turns out that the engine block had cracked and as such I have had to scrap the fucking thing.

However, unlike McPartlin I cannot afford another car and do not have anyone to chauffeur me about. I do however need a car. Neither is there any money in the kitty to pay next months site fees… It never rains but it pours.

I would therefore ask you to please donate generously. Thank you in advance.